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The argument Evans sends Slender's servant Simple to Mistress Quickly with a letter asking her to promote Slender's suit to Anne Page.
Enter Sir Hugh Evans and Simple.
EVANS Pompously deploying malapropisms and half-understood Latin

Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius’ house which is the way. And

there dwells one Mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse,

or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer and his

wringer.

Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius’ house which is the way. And there dwells one Mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer and his wringer.

go your ways, and ask of doctor caius’ house which is the way. and there dwells one mistress quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer and his wringer.

go your ways, and ask of doctor caius’ house which

SIMPLE SIMPLE's declaration

Well, sir.

Well, sir.

well, sir.

well, sir.

EVANS Pompously deploying malapropisms and half-understood Latin

Nay, it is petter yet. Give her this letter. For it is a ’oman that

altogether’s acquaintance with Mistress Anne Page; and the letter is to

desire and require her to solicit your master’s desires to Mistress

Anne Page. I pray you be gone. I will make an end of my dinner; there’s

pippins and cheese to come.

No, it is better yet. Give her this letter. For it is a ’oman that altogether’s acquaintance with Mistress Anne Page; and the letter is to desire and require her to solicit your master’s desires to Mistress Anne Page. I pray you be gone. I will make an end of my dinner; there’s pippins and cheese to come.

no, it is better yet. give her this letter. for it is a ’oman that altogether’s acquaintance with mistress anne page; and the letter is to desire and require her to solicit your master’s desires to mistress anne page. i pray you be gone. i will make an end of my dinner; there’s pippins and cheese to come.

no, it is better yet. give her this letter. for it

🎭 Dramatic irony Evans is sending a letter to Mistress Quickly asking her to promote Slender — but Mistress Quickly will soon be taking commissions from three different suitors simultaneously, each believing she's exclusively on their side.
[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

A tiny scene — barely sixty words of dialogue — that sets up the chain of messengers and go-betweens that will drive the play's comedy. Evans is running Slender's romantic campaign through a proxy who is going to another proxy, which tells you everything about how romantic this courtship is. What the scene establishes is that everyone in Windsor is connected to everyone else through Mistress Quickly.

If this happened today…

A manager who doesn't want to write a reference letter himself has his assistant hand-deliver a note to someone else's assistant asking them to put in a good word with HR. The efficiency gains are unclear.

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