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Act 4, Scene 3 — Olivia’s Garden.
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The argument Sebastian and Olivia are in the garden. Sebastian, still bewildered about who everyone thinks he is, sees Olivia giving him a ring and notes the strangeness of the situation. Olivia enters with a Priest and proposes marriage. Sebastian, who has no idea who Cesario is and sees no reason to refuse a beautiful, wealthy woman who loves him, agrees to marry her. They exit with the Priest to be wed immediately.
Enter Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN ≋ verse [marveling, trying to make sense of his luck]

This is the air; that is the glorious sun,

This pearl she gave me, I do feel’t and see’t,

And though ’tis wonder that enwraps me thus,

Yet ’tis not madness. Where’s Antonio, then?

I could not find him at the Elephant,

Yet there he was, and there I found this credit,

That he did range the town to seek me out.

His counsel now might do me golden service.

For though my soul disputes well with my sense

That this may be some error, but no madness,

Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune

So far exceed all instance, all discourse,

That I am ready to distrust mine eyes

And wrangle with my reason that persuades me

To any other trust but that I am mad,

Or else the lady’s mad; yet if ’twere so,

She could not sway her house, command her followers,

Take and give back affairs and their dispatch,

With such a smooth, discreet, and stable bearing

As I perceive she does. There’s something in’t

That is deceivable. But here the lady comes.

This is real air; that is the glorious sun. This pearl she gave me, I can feel it and see it. Though this wonder overwhelms me, it is not madness. Where is Antonio then? I could not find him at the Elephant Inn, yet people told me he was there and he went around town looking for me. His advice would be very helpful now. For though my reason agrees that this could be some mistake, not madness, yet this incredible stroke of luck exceeds all examples and all reason, so that I am ready to doubt my own eyes and argue with my reason that tells me I must be mad, or else the lady is mad. But if she were mad, she could not control her house, command her servants, give and receive business matters and their resolution with such smooth, discreet, and steady behavior as I see her do. There is something in this that is deceptive. But here the lady comes.

This is real air; that's the real sun. This pearl she gave me - I can feel it and see it. It's amazing, but it's not making me crazy. So where's Antonio? I couldn't find him at the Elephant Inn, but someone said he was there and went searching all over town for me. His advice would really help me now. My mind keeps telling me this must be some kind of mistake, not madness, but this incredible change in my fortune is beyond any explanation, and I'm starting to doubt what I see and what my reason tells me. Maybe I'm going mad, or maybe she's going mad. But if she were insane, she wouldn't be able to run her household, control her servants, and handle business matters with such calm, careful, stable behavior like I see her doing. There's something fishy about all this, but here she comes.

this is real. i can feel n see the pearl she gave me. amazing but not crazy. where's antonio? cant find him but heard he's looking 4 me. need his advice. this is either some mistake or im going mad. or shes mad? but she seems totally in control. somethings off. here she comes

Enter Olivia and a Priest.
OLIVIA ≋ verse [urgently pressing for marriage]

Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well,

Now go with me and with this holy man

Into the chantry by: there, before him

And underneath that consecrated roof,

Plight me the full assurance of your faith,

That my most jealous and too doubtful soul

May live at peace. He shall conceal it

Whiles you are willing it shall come to note,

What time we will our celebration keep

According to my birth. What do you say?

Do not blame me for my hurry. If your intentions are good, come with me and this priest to the small chapel nearby. There, before him and under that blessed roof, give me your complete promise of faithfulness so that my anxious and overly doubtful soul may be at peace. He will keep it secret until you want it to become known, at which time we will hold our wedding celebration according to my rank. What do you say?

Don't think badly of me for rushing this. If you truly mean well, come with me and this priest to the nearby chapel. There, in front of him and under that sacred roof, promise me your complete faithfulness so my nervous and doubtful heart can finally have peace. He'll keep it quiet until you want people to know, and then we'll have our wedding celebration according to my status. What do you think?

dont judge me for rushing. if ur real come to chapel w me n priest. promise ur faithful so i can relax. keep it quiet til ur ready. then big wedding. ok?

SEBASTIAN ≋ verse [happily committing himself]

I’ll follow this good man, and go with you,

And having sworn truth, ever will be true.

I will follow this good priest, and go with you, and having sworn to truth, I will always be faithful.

I'll go with you and this good priest, and once I've sworn to be faithful, I always will be.

ill go w u. once i swear ill be faithful

OLIVIA ≋ verse [joyful, hopeful for good omens]

Then lead the way, good father, and heavens so shine,

That they may fairly note this act of mine!

Then lead the way, good priest, and may the heavens shine so brightly that they may properly witness this action of mine!

Then lead the way, good father, and may the heavens shine down on us so they can properly witness what I'm doing!

lead the way priest. hope heavens see this moment

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This is the fastest marriage in the play. Sebastian comes in confused, leaves engaged. He has no idea that he's being mistaken for his sister. Olivia has no idea that she's marrying the wrong twin. Yet they both proceed with genuine consent — they're not deceiving each other, they're just completely misinformed. By the end of the scene, Olivia has gotten her wish, but not in the way she imagined: she's getting married to Cesario, but not the Cesario she fell in love with. She's getting Sebastian instead.

If this happened today…

A woman tells you she loves you and wants to marry you. You have no memory of knowing her, but she's beautiful, kind, and doesn't seem to be joking. There's no good reason to say no. So you say yes. You get married within an hour. Only later do you realize she thought you were someone else the whole time — and you were actually that someone else's twin sibling.

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