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The argument Portia and Nerissa, still in disguise on a Venice street, send Shylock the deed to sign and accept Bassanio's ring — then plan to race ahead of their husbands to Belmont.
Enter Portia and Nerissa.
PORTIA ≋ verse [quietly delighted, plotting to beat their husbands home]

Inquire the Jew’s house out, give him this deed,

And let him sign it, we’ll away tonight,

And be a day before our husbands home.

This deed will be well welcome to Lorenzo.

Find out where Shylock lives, deliver him this deed, and let him sign it. We'll leave tonight and be home a day before our husbands. This deed will be very welcome to Lorenzo.

Go find Shylock's house and give him this deed to sign. We're leaving tonight and we'll get home a day before our husbands do. Lorenzo will be really happy about this deed.

find shylock. give him the deed. we leave tonight. lorenzo will love this.

Enter Gratiano.
GRATIANO ≋ verse [breathless from the chase, delivering the ring]

Fair sir, you are well o’erta’en.

My Lord Bassanio upon more advice,

Hath sent you here this ring, and doth entreat

Your company at dinner.

Good sir, I've caught up with you. After thinking about it more, my Lord Bassanio has sent me with this ring for you and asks if you would join us for dinner.

Sir, I'm glad I caught you. Bassanio thought about it more and wanted you to have this ring. He's also inviting you to dinner.

bassanio sent this ring. he wants u for dinner.

🎭 Dramatic irony Gratiano has caught up with the 'young doctor' — who is Portia, his hostess, in disguise — to deliver a ring that Portia herself extracted from Bassanio. He is being used as the final courier in a scheme he knows nothing about.
PORTIA ≋ verse [brisk and businesslike, declining the invitation]

That cannot be;

His ring I do accept most thankfully,

And so I pray you tell him. Furthermore,

I pray you show my youth old Shylock’s house.

I can't go to dinner, but I accept his ring with great thanks. Please tell him so. Also, please show my young companion here where Shylock's house is.

I can't make dinner, but I appreciate the ring very much. Tell him that for me. Also, can you show my companion where Shylock lives?

i can't do dinner. love the ring. show us shylock's place.

GRATIANO [obliging, happy to be of service]

That will I do.

I'm on it.

Sure, I'll do that.

will do.

NERISSA [drawing her aside with a private request]

Sir, I would speak with you.

Sir, I'd like to speak with you.

Sir, can I talk to you?

need to talk.

[_Aside to Portia_.]
NERISSA ≋ verse [mischievously plotting the ring trick]

I’ll see if I can get my husband’s ring,

Which I did make him swear to keep for ever.

I'll try to get my husband's ring, which I made him promise to keep forever.

I'm going to try to get my husband's ring back—I made him swear he'd keep it forever.

gonna try to get my husbands ring back i made him swear hed keep it forever

PORTIA [amused and conspiratorial]

[_To Nerissa_.] Thou mayst, I warrant. We shall have old swearing

That they did give the rings away to men;

But we’ll outface them, and outswear them too.

Away! make haste! Thou know’st where I will tarry.

You can, I promise you. We'll hear them swear that they gave the rings to men, but we'll face them down and swear them down too. Let's go! Move fast! You know where I'll wait.

Trust me, you will. They'll swear they gave those rings away to men, but we can call them liars and out-swear them. Come on, hurry up! You know where I'll be waiting.

u got this they'll deny it we'll deny harder let's go u know where im at

NERISSA [eager to press on with the plan]

Come, good sir, will you show me to this house?

Come on, good sir, will you show me where this house is?

Come on, will you show me where the house is?

show us the house.

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

A brief exhale after the courtroom's intensity — but the women are already running the next play. Portia accepts the ring with the calm of someone who knew exactly what she was doing when she asked for it. Nerissa, inspired, decides to get her own ring from Gratiano. The scene is eight lines of plotting and logistics, but underneath it is Portia driving the entire narrative: she is two moves ahead of everyone, and she is flying.

If this happened today…

Two women in professional disguise on the way back from an international arbitration they secretly ran. One says to the other: the client's just had a courier bring my wedding ring — the one I asked for while in character. Let's get the signed paperwork to the defendant, get ahead of our husbands home, and see what happens when they realize. The other says: I'm going to get my ring back too while I'm at it.

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