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Act 4, Scene 6 — Another room in the Castle.
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The argument Sailors bring Horatio a letter from Hamlet: his ship was captured by pirates, he's been returned to Denmark, and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have sailed on to England without him. Hamlet is coming home.
Enter Horatio and a Servant.
HORATIO [Horatio curious who's arrived]

What are they that would speak with me?

Who are these people who want to speak with me?

What do these guys want?

who wants to talk to me

SERVANT [Servant: simply reporting]

Sailors, sir. They say they have letters for you.

They're sailors, sir. They say they're bringing letters for you.

They're sailors who have some letters for you.

sailors with letters 4 u

HORATIO [Horatio: curious, inviting them]

Let them come in.

Send them in.

Show them in.

bring them here

[_Exit Servant._]
HORATIO ≋ verse [Horatio puzzled, hopeful it's from Hamlet]

I do not know from what part of the world

I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.

I do not know what part of the world would send me a greeting, if not from Lord Hamlet.

I wouldn't expect to hear from anyone in the world except Lord Hamlet.

only hamlet would write to me

🎭 Dramatic irony Hamlet instructs Horatio to deliver letters to the king — Claudius — without knowing (or seeming to worry) that Claudius will receive news of his return. The audience, knowing Claudius's murderous intent, watches Hamlet apparently walk back toward the man trying to have him killed, and can only wait to see what Hamlet knows that we don't.
Enter Sailors.
FIRST SAILOR [Sailor: polite greeting]

God bless you, sir.

May divine grace be upon you, sir.

Hope you're doing well, sir.

bless u

HORATIO [Horatio: returning the blessing]

Let him bless thee too.

And may God bless you as well.

And may he bless you too.

bless u 2

FIRST SAILOR [Sailor: delivering the letter from Hamlet]

He shall, sir, and’t please him. There’s a letter for you, sir. It

comes from th’ambassador that was bound for England; if your name be

Horatio, as I am let to know it is.

If God wills it, he will, sir. Here's a letter for you, sir. It's from the ambassador who was sailing for England. If your name is Horatio, as I've been told it is.

He will, sir, if it pleases him. Here's a letter for you. It's from the ambassador headed for England. You're Horatio, right?

letter for you from the ambassador for england

HORATIO [reading Hamlet's urgent letter, startled]

[_Reads._] ‘Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked this, give these

fellows some means to the King. They have letters for him. Ere we were

two days old at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us

chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on a compelled

valour, and in the grapple I boarded them. On the instant they got

clear of our ship, so I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt

with me like thieves of mercy. But they knew what they did; I am to do

a good turn for them. Let the King have the letters I have sent, and

repair thou to me with as much haste as thou wouldst fly death. I have

words to speak in thine ear will make thee dumb; yet are they much too

light for the bore of the matter. These good fellows will bring thee

where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their course for England:

of them I have much to tell thee. Farewell.

He that thou knowest thine,

HAMLET.’

Come, I will give you way for these your letters,

And do’t the speedier, that you may direct me

To him from whom you brought them.

Horatio, when you've read this, help these fellows get to the King. They have letters for him. After we'd been at sea just two days, a heavily armed pirate ship chased us. We were too slow, so we fought back, and I boarded their ship. Right then they broke free from us, leaving me captured alone. They've treated me with mercy—they know what they're doing, and I owe them a favor. Make sure the King gets the letters I've sent, and come to me as fast as you'd escape death. I have things to say that will leave you without words, yet they're too heavy for language to carry. These good men will bring you where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are heading to England—I have much to tell you about them. Goodbye, Hamlet. Come, I'll help these letters reach their destination, and quickly, so you can direct me to the man who sent you.

Horatio, once you've read this, help these guys get to the King. They've got letters for him. Two days into our voyage, a well-armed pirate ship started chasing us. We were slow, so we fought back and I jumped onto their ship. But then they got away, leaving me their prisoner. They've treated me well—they're smart guys, and I owe them. Make sure the King gets my letters, and get to me as soon as you can. I've got things to tell you that will blow your mind, things that are too big for words to really explain. These good men will bring you to me. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are heading to England, and I've got a lot to tell you about that too. See you soon, Hamlet. All right, I'll get these letters delivered fast, and then you can take me to wherever Hamlet is.

horatio read this. help these guys reach the king. we got attacked by pirates 2 days out. i fought & got captured alone but theyre cool ppl. i owe them. send my letters to the king & get 2 me ASAP. cant explain by letter but its huge. these guys know where i am. r&g headed to england—lots 2 tell u. yours hamlet ok lets move fast & u show me where he is

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

The shortest scene in Act 4, and one of the most purely functional in the play — but it does significant work. It repositions Hamlet from 'in transit toward his death' to 'alive and returning,' and it does so in his own voice. The letter Hamlet sends Horatio is immediate, energetic, slightly over-excited in its telling of the pirate adventure — a man who has been in danger and survived it and cannot quite believe it yet. There is something different in this Hamlet's register: the paralyzed self-examiner of the soliloquies is not quite visible here. He sounds like a man who has been forced into action and discovered he is capable of it. The scene also establishes that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are gone — without Hamlet — which will matter enormously in 5-2.

If this happened today…

A friend who was being sent abroad under slightly suspicious circumstances texts from a stranger's phone: 'Long story, got picked up by some people on the highway who were heading back to town, managed to hitch a ride with them. Send you details when I see you. Coming home tomorrow. Don't tell anyone except you. Also there's some documents you should bring to the right people.' The friend calls immediately. The stranger's phone answers.

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