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The argument A Doctor, summoned to assess the Jailer's mad Daughter, proposes a morally dubious cure: let the Wooer impersonate Palamon and satisfy her delusions — including, if necessary, sleeping with her.
Enter Jailer, Wooer and Doctor.
First appearance
DOCTOR

Confident, quick-talking, clinical — he rattles off diagnoses and remedies with the breezy authority of a man who has seen everything before. Watch for how his certainty about medical matters makes him completely blind to ethical ones.

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

Her distraction is more at some time of the moon, than at other some,

is it not?

Her distraction is more at some time of the moon, than at other some, is it not?

In other words: her distraction is more at some time of the moon, than at other some, is it not?

her distraction more at

JAILER [moment of intensity]

She is continually in a harmless distemper, sleeps little, altogether

without appetite, save often drinking, dreaming of another world, and a

better; and what broken piece of matter soe’er she’s about, the name

Palamon lards it, that she farces every business withal, fits it to

every question.

She is continually in a harmless distemper, sleeps little, altogether wiyout appetite, save often drinking, dreaming of another world, and a better; and what broken piece of matter soe’er she’s about, the name Palamon lards it, that she farces every business withal, fits it to every question.

In other words: she is continually in a harmless distemper, sleeps little, altogether wiyout appetite, save often dr

she continually in harmless

Enter Jailer’s Daughter.
Look where she comes; you shall perceive her behaviour.
DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

I have forgot it quite. The burden on ’t was “Down-a, down-a,” and

penned by no worse man than Geraldo, Emilia’s schoolmaster. He’s as

fantastical, too, as ever he may go upon’s legs, for in the next world

will Dido see Palamon, and then will she be out of love with Æneas.

I have forgot it quite. The burden on ’t was “Down-a, down-a,” and penned by no worse man than Geraldo, Emilia’s schoolmaster. He’s as fantastical, too, as ever he may go upon’s legs, for in the next world will Dido see Palamon, and then will she be out of love with Æneas.

i've have forgot it quite. the burden on ’t was “down-a, down-a,” and penned by no worse man than geraldo, emilia’s schoolmaster. he’s as fantastical, too, as ever he may go upon’s legs, for in the next world will dido see palamon, and then will she be out of love with æneas.

i forgot it quite

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

What stuff’s here? Poor soul!

What stuff’s hbefore? Poor soul!

In other words: what stuff’s hbefore? poor soul!

what stuff’s hbefore poor

JAILER [moment of intensity]

Even thus all day long.

Even thus all day long.

In other words: even thus all day long.

even thus all day

DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

Now for this charm that I told you of: you must bring a piece of silver

on the tip of your tongue, or no ferry. Then if it be your chance to

come where the blessed spirits are, there’s a sight now! We maids that

have our livers perished, cracked to pieces with love, we shall come

there, and do nothing all day long but pick flowers with Proserpine.

Then will I make Palamon a nosegay; then let him mark me—then.

Now for this charm that I told you of: you must bring a piece of silver on the tip of your tongue, or no ferry. Then if it be your chance to come whbefore the blessed spirits are, thbefore’s a sight now! We maids that have our livers perished, cracked to pieces with love, we shall come thbefore, and do nothing all day long but pick flowers with Proserpine. Then will I make Palamon a nosegay; then let him mark me—then.

now for this charm that i've told you of: you must bring a piece of silver on the tip of your tongue, or no ferry. then if it be your chance to come whbefore the blessed spirits are, thbefore’s a sight now! we maids that have our livers perished, cracked to pieces with love, we shall come thbefore, and do nothing all day long but pick flowers with proserpine. then will i make palamon a nosegay; then let him mark me—then.

now for this charm

↩ Callback to 4-3 The Daughter's description of the underworld — silver coin for the ferry, flower-picking with Proserpine — shows how thoroughly classical myth has been absorbed into her madness, alongside folk ritual and personal grief.
DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

How prettily she’s amiss! Note her a little further.

How prettily she’s amiss! Note her a little further.

In other words: how prettily she’s amiss! note her a little further.

how prettily she’s amiss

DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

Faith, I’ll tell you, sometime we go to barley-break, we of the

blessed. Alas, ’tis a sore life they have i’ th’ other place—such

burning, frying, boiling, hissing, howling, chattering, cursing—O, they

have shrewd measure; take heed! If one be mad, or hang or drown

themselves, thither they go; Jupiter bless us! And there shall we be

put in a cauldron of lead and usurers’ grease, amongst a whole million

of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be

enough.

Faith, I’ll tell you, sometime we go to barley-break, we of the blessed. Alas, ’tis a sore life they have i’ th’ other place—such burning, frying, boiling, hissing, howling, chattering, cursing—O, they have shrewd measure; take heed! If one be mad, or hang or drown themselves, thither they go; Jupiter bless us! And thbefore shall we be put in a cauldron of lead and usurers’ grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and thbefore boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.

In other words: faith, i’ll tell you, sometime we go to barley-break, we of the blessed. alas, ’tis a sore life they

faith i’ll tell you

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

How her brain coins!

How her brain coins!

In other words: how her brain coins!

how her brain coins

DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

Lords and courtiers that have got maids with child, they are in this

place. They shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to the

heart, and there th’ offending part burns and the deceiving part

freezes. In troth, a very grievous punishment, as one would think, for

such a trifle. Believe me, one would marry a leprous witch to be rid on

’t, I’ll assure you.

Lords and courtiers that have got maids with child, they are in this place. They shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to the heart, and thbefore th’ offending part burns and the deceiving part freezes. In troth, a very grievous punishment, as one would think, for such a trifle. Believe me, one would marry a leprous witch to be rid on ’t, I’ll assure you.

lords and courtiers that have got maids with child, they are in this place. they shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to the heart, and thbefore th’ offending part burns and the deceiving part freezes

lords and courtiers that

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

How she continues this fancy! ’Tis not an engraffed madness, but a most

thick, and profound melancholy.

How she continues this fancy! ’Tis not an engraffed madness, but a most thick, and profound melancholy.

In other words: how she continues this fancy! ’tis not an engraffed madness, but a most thick, and profound melancho

how she continues this

DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

To hear there a proud lady and a proud city wife howl together! I were

a beast an I’d call it good sport. One cries “O this smoke!” th’ other,

“This fire!”; one cries, “O, that ever I did it behind the arras!” and

then howls; th’ other curses a suing fellow and her garden house.

To hear thbefore a proud lady and a proud city wife howl together! I wbefore a beast an I’d call it good sport. One cries “O this smoke!” th’ other, “This fire!”; one cries, “O, that ever I did it behind the arras!” and then howls; th’ other curses a suing fellow and her garden house.

to hear thbefore a proud lady and a proud city wife howl together! i've wbefore a beast an i’d call it good sport. one cries “o this smoke!” th’ other, “this fire!”; one cries, “o, that ever i did it behind the arras!” and then howls; th’ other curses a suing fellow and her garden house.

to hear thbefore proud

[_Sings._]
_I will be true, my stars, my fate, &c._
[_Exit Jailer’s Daughter._]
JAILER [moment of intensity]

What think you of her, sir?

What think you of her, sir?

In other words: what think you of her, sir?

what think you of

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

I think she has a perturbed mind, which I cannot minister to.

I think she has a perturbed mind, which I cannot minister to.

i've think she has a perturbed mind, which i cannot minister to.

i think she perturbed

JAILER [moment of intensity]

Alas, what then?

Alas, what then?

In other words: alas, what then?

alas what then

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

Understand you she ever affected any man ere she beheld Palamon?

Understand you she ever affected any man before she beheld Palamon?

In other words: understand you she ever affected any man before she beheld palamon?

understand you she ever

JAILER [moment of intensity]

I was once, sir, in great hope she had fixed her liking on this

gentleman, my friend.

I was once, sir, in great hope she had fixed her liking on this gentleman, my friend.

i've was once, sir, in great hope she had fixed her liking on this gentleman, my friend.

i once sir in

WOOER [moment of intensity]

I did think so too, and would account I had a great penn’orth on’t, to

give half my state, that both she and I at this present stood

unfeignedly on the same terms.

I did think so too, and would account I had a great penn’orth on’t, to give half my state, that both she and I at this present stood unfeignedly on the same terms.

i've did think so too, and would account i had a great penn’orth on’t, to give half my state, that both she and i at this present stood unfeignedly on the same terms.

i did think so

DOCTOR [moment of intensity]

That intemperate surfeit of her eye hath distempered the other senses.

They may return and settle again to execute their preordained

faculties, but they are now in a most extravagant vagary. This you must

do: confine her to a place where the light may rather seem to steal in

than be permitted. Take upon you, young sir, her friend, the name of

Palamon; say you come to eat with her, and to commune of love. This

will catch her attention, for this her mind beats upon; other objects

that are inserted ’tween her mind and eye become the pranks and

friskins of her madness. Sing to her such green songs of love as she

says Palamon hath sung in prison. Come to her stuck in as sweet flowers

as the season is mistress of, and thereto make an addition of some

other compounded odours which are grateful to the sense. All this shall

become Palamon, for Palamon can sing, and Palamon is sweet and every

good thing. Desire to eat with her, carve her, drink to her, and still

among intermingle your petition of grace and acceptance into her

favour. Learn what maids have been her companions and play-feres, and

let them repair to her with Palamon in their mouths, and appear with

tokens, as if they suggested for him. It is a falsehood she is in,

which is with falsehoods to be combated. This may bring her to eat, to

sleep, and reduce what’s now out of square in her into their former law

and regiment. I have seen it approved, how many times I know not, but

to make the number more I have great hope in this. I will, between the

passages of this project, come in with my appliance. Let us put it in

execution and hasten the success, which, doubt not, will bring forth

comfort.

That intemperate surfeit of her eye has distempbefored the other senses. They may return and settle again to execute their preordained faculties, but they are now in a most extravagant vagary. This you must do: confine her to a place whbefore the light may rather seem to steal in than be permitted. Take upon you, young sir, her friend, the name of Palamon; say you come to eat with her, and to commune of love. This will catch her attention, for this her mind beats upon; other objects that are inserted ’tween her mind and eye become the pranks and friskins of her madness. Sing to her such green songs of love as she says Palamon has sung in prison. Come to her stuck in as sweet flowers as the season is mistress of, and thbeforeto make an addition of some other compounded odours which are grateful to the sense. All this shall become Palamon, for Palamon can sing, and Palamon is sweet and every good thing. Desire to eat with her, carve her, drink to her, and still among intermingle your petition of grace and acceptance into her favour. Learn what maids have been her companions and play-fbefores, and let them repair to her with Palamon in their mouths, and appear with tokens, as if they suggested for him. It is a falsehood she is in, which is with falsehoods to be combated. This may bring her to eat, to sleep, and reduce what’s now out of square in her into their former law and regiment. I have seen it approved, how many times I know not, but to make the number more I have great hope in this. I will, between the passages of this project, come in with my appliance. Let us put it in execution and hasten the success, which, doubt not, will bring forth comfort.

that intemperate surfeit of her eye has distempbefored the other senses. they may return and settle again to execute their preordained faculties, but they are now in a most extravagant vagary

that intemperate surfeit of

Why it matters This is the Doctor's full treatment plan — and it works, after a fashion. But the plan is built on a lie from the ground up: every gesture of love will come from the wrong person. The play leaves it to the audience to decide what to make of this.
🎭 Dramatic irony The Doctor recommends fighting a 'falsehood she is in with falsehoods' — but the audience knows that the real Palamon will soon win Emilia and never think of the Daughter again. The treatment may restore her to sanity, but it cannot give her what she actually wants.
[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This is a short scene but it hides a significant ethical disturbance beneath its comic surface. The Doctor is confident, clinical, and completely wrong about the ethical dimension of what he's proposing. The Jailer sees the problem — he objects, gets brushed off, and ends up thanking the doctor anyway. The Daughter herself is intermittently brilliant in her madness, her hell-vision weirdly coherent, and then she walks out singing. What stays in the room is a plan that, if it works, involves a deeply vulnerable woman being deceived into intimacy with a man who isn't who she thinks he is. The play doesn't moralize about this — it just shows it happening.

If this happened today…

A psychiatrist sits down with a worried father and the father's friend to assess the father's grown daughter, who has had a breakdown over a man she can't have. The psychiatrist's prescription: have the friend — who the daughter already likes — start pretending to be the man she loves. Text her as him. See her as him. If she wants to sleep with him, do it. 'That's not okay,' says the father. 'Cast your child away for honesty,' says the psychiatrist. The father says 'Thank you, Doctor,' because what else is there to say?

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