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The argument At Page's house, Fenton tells Anne he cannot win her father's approval and suggests she must act independently; Slender and Shallow arrive with Mistress Quickly to court her; Anne's internal rejection of Slender is profound; Page and Mistress Page arrive and reject Fenton; Anne indicates she might run away with him; Mistress Quickly remains to help all three suitors, particularly favoring Fenton.
Enter Fenton and Anne Page.
FENTON ≋ verse FENTON's declaration

I see I cannot get thy father’s love;

Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan.

I see I cannot get your father’s love; Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan.

i see i cannot get your father’s love; therefore no more turn me to him, sweet nan.

i see i cannot get your father’s love; therefore no

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Alas, how then?

Alas, how then?

alas, how then?

alas, how then?

FENTON ≋ verse FENTON's declaration

Why, thou must be thyself.

He doth object I am too great of birth,

And that my state being galled with my expense,

I seek to heal it only by his wealth.

Besides these, other bars he lays before me:

My riots past, my wild societies—

And tells me ’tis a thing impossible

I should love thee but as a property.

Why, you must be thyself. He does object I am too great of birth, And that my state being galled with my expense, I seek to heal it only by his wealth. Besides these, other bars he lays before me: My riots past, my wild societies— And tells me ’tis a thing impossible I should love you but as a property.

why, you must be thyself. he does object i am too great of birth, and that my state being galled with my expense, i seek to heal it only by his wealth. besides these, other bars he lays before me: my riots past, my wild societies— and tells me ’tis a thing impossible i should love you but as a property.

why, you must be thyself. he does object i am too

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Maybe he tells you true.

Maybe he tells you true.

maybe he tells you true.

maybe he tells you true.

FENTON ≋ verse FENTON's declaration

No, heaven so speed me in my time to come!

Albeit I will confess thy father’s wealth

Was the first motive that I wooed thee, Anne,

Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value

Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags.

And ’tis the very riches of thyself

That now I aim at.

No, heaven so speed me in my time to come! Albeit I will confess your father’s wealth Was the first motive that I wooed you, Anne, Yet, wooing you, I found you of more value Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags. And ’tis the very riches of thyself That now I aim at.

no, heaven so speed me in my time to come! albeit i will confess your father’s wealth was the first motive that i wooed you, anne, yet, wooing you, i found you of more value than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags. and ’tis the very riches of thyself that now i aim at.

no, heaven so speed me in my time to come! albeit

Why it matters Fenton's confession is the play's clearest statement of the difference between mercenary marriage and love. He began with one motive and discovered another.
↩ Callback to 2-1 Fenton's confession here mirrors his earlier confession to the Host: he came for money and found love. The difference is sincerity — to Anne, he admits the progression fully.
ANNE ≋ verse Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Gentle Master Fenton,

Yet seek my father’s love, still seek it, sir.

If opportunity and humblest suit

Cannot attain it, why then—hark you hither.

Gentle Master Fenton, Yet seek my father’s love, still seek it, sir. If opportunity and humblest suit Cannot attain it, why then—hark you hither.

gentle master fenton, yet seek my father’s love, still seek it, sir. if opportunity and humblest suit cannot attain it, why then—hark you hither.

gentle master fenton, yet seek my father’s love, s

[_They talk apart._]
Enter Shallow, Slender and Mistress Quickly.
SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

Break their talk, Mistress Quickly. My kinsman shall speak for himself.

Break their talk, Mistress Quickly. My kinsman will speak for himself.

break their talk, mistress quickly. my kinsman will speak for himself.

break their talk, mistress quickly. my kinsman wil

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

I’ll make a shaft or a bolt on ’t. ’Slid, ’tis but venturing.

I’ll make a shaft or a bolt on ’t. ’Slid, ’tis but venturing.

i’ll make a shaft or a bolt on ’t. ’slid, ’tis but venturing. or something?

i’ll make a shaft or a bolt on ’t. ’slid

SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

Be not dismayed.

Be not dismayed.

be not dismayed.

be not dismayed.

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

No, she shall not dismay me. I care not for that, but that I am afeard.

No, she will not dismay me. I care not for that, but that I am afeard.

no, she will not dismay me. i care not for that, but that i am afeard. or something?

no, she will not dismay me. i care not f

MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

Hark ye, Master Slender would speak a word with you.

Hark ye, Master Slender would speak a word with you.

hark ye, master slender would speak a word with you.

hark ye, master slender would speak a word with yo

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

I come to him.

I come to him.

i come to him.

i come to him.

[_Aside_.] This is my father’s choice.
O, what a world of vile ill-favoured faults
Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year!
MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you.

And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you.

and how does good master fenton? pray you, a word with you.

and how does good master fenton? pray you, a word

[_They talk aside._]
[_To Slender_.] She’s coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a father!
SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you good jests of

him.—Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress Anne the jest how my father stole

two geese out of a pen, good uncle.

So, um... is she... does she seem like a good person?

So like, is she cool? I guess we could... you know?

does she seem nice

i guess we could get married

idk

Why it matters Slender's opening gambit is to talk about his dead father stealing geese. It is one of the least eligible things ever said in a courtship scene.
SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.

Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.

mistress anne, my cousin loves you.

mistress anne, my cousin loves you.

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

Ay, that I do, as well as I love any woman in Gloucestershire.

So, um... is she... does she seem like a good person?

So like, is she cool? I guess we could... you know?

does she seem nice

i guess we could get married

idk

SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

he will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

he will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the degree of a squire.

Yes, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the degree of a squire.

yes, that i will, come cut and long-tail, under the degree of a squire. or something?

yes, that i will, come cut and long-tail

SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.

He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.

he will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.

he will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointu

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.

Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.

good master shallow, let him woo for himself.

good master shallow, let him woo for himself.

SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

Marry, I thank you for it, I thank you for that good comfort.—She calls

you, coz; I’ll leave you.

Well, I thank you for it, I thank you for that good comfort.—She calls you, coz; I’ll leave you.

well, i thank you for it, i thank you for that good comfort.—she calls you, coz; i’ll leave you.

well, i thank you for it, i thank you for that goo

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Now, Master Slender.

Now, Master Slender.

now, master slender.

now, master slender.

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

Now, good Mistress Anne.

So, um... is she... does she seem like a good person?

So like, is she cool? I guess we could... you know?

does she seem nice

i guess we could get married

idk

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

What is your will?

What is your will?

what is your will?

what is your will?

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

My will? ’Od’s heartlings, that’s a pretty jest indeed! I ne’er made my

will yet, I thank heaven. I am not such a sickly creature, I give

heaven praise.

My will? ’Od’s heartlings, that’s a pretty jest indeed! I ne’er made my will yet, I thank heaven. I am not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise.

my will? ’od’s heartlings, that’s a pretty jest indeed! i ne’er made my will yet, i thank heaven. i am not such a sickly creature, i give heaven praise. or something?

my will? ’od’s heartlings, that’s a pret

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?

I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?

i mean, master slender, what would you with me?

i mean, master slender, what would you with me?

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

Truly, for mine own part I would little or nothing with you. Your

father and my uncle hath made motions. If it be my luck, so; if not,

happy man be his dole. They can tell you how things go better than I

can. You may ask your father. Here he comes.

Truly, for mine own part I would little or nothing with you. Your father and my uncle has made motions. If it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole. They can tell you how things go better than I can. You may ask your father. Here he comes.

truly, for mine own part i would little or nothing with you. your father and my uncle has made motions. if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole. they can tell you how things go better than i can. you may ask your father. here he comes. or something?

truly, for mine own part i would little

Why it matters Slender's 'for mine own part I would little or nothing with you' is the cruelest possible thing a suitor could say: he is offering marriage but admitting zero desire for the person he's about to marry.
Enter Page and Mistress Page.
PAGE
Now, Master Slender.—Love him, daughter Anne.—
Why, how now? What does Master Fenton here?
You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house.
I told you, sir, my daughter is disposed of.
FENTON FENTON's declaration

Nay, Master Page, be not impatient.

No, Master Page, be not impatient.

no, master page, be not impatient.

no, master page, be not impatient.

MISTRESS PAGE Sharp and in control; executing the scheme with precision and wit

Good Master Fenton, come not to my child.

Good Master Fenton, come not to my child.

good master fenton, come not to my child.

good master fenton, come not to my child.

PAGE Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil

She is no match for you.

She is no match for you.

she is no match for you.

she is no match for you.

FENTON FENTON's declaration

Sir, will you hear me?

Sir, will you hear me?

sir, will you hear me?

sir, will you hear me?

PAGE ≋ verse Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil

No, good Master Fenton.—

Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in.—

Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton.

No, good Master Fenton.— Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in.— Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton.

no, good master fenton.— come, master shallow; come, son slender, in.— knowing my mind, you wrong me, master fenton.

no, good master fenton.— come, master shallow; com

[_Exeunt Page, Shallow and Slender._]
MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

Speak to Mistress Page.

Speak to Mistress Page.

speak to mistress page.

speak to mistress page.

FENTON ≋ verse FENTON's declaration

Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter

In such a righteous fashion as I do,

Perforce, against all checks, rebukes, and manners,

I must advance the colours of my love

And not retire. Let me have your good will.

Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter In such a righteous fashion as I do, necessarily, against all checks, rebukes, and manners, I must advance the colours of my love And not retire. Let me have your good will.

good mistress page, for that i love your daughter in such a righteous fashion as i do, necessarily, against all checks, rebukes, and manners, i must advance the colours of my love and not retire. let me have your good will.

good mistress page, for that i love your daughter

ANNE Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool.

Good mother, do not Well me to yond fool.

good mother, do not well me to yond fool.

good mother, do not well me to yond fool.

🎭 Dramatic irony Anne begs her mother not to marry her to Slender — but her mother is planning to marry her to Caius, whom she finds equally repulsive. The three suitors are all wrong in different ways.
MISTRESS PAGE Sharp and in control; executing the scheme with precision and wit

I mean it not; I seek you a better husband.

I mean it not; I seek you a better husband.

i mean it not; i seek you a better husband.

i mean it not; i seek you a better husband.

MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

That’s my master, Master Doctor.

That’s my master, Master Doctor.

that’s my master, master doctor.

that’s my master, master doctor.

ANNE ≋ verse Politely firm; managing the situation with grace

Alas, I had rather be set quick i’ th’ earth,

And bowled to death with turnips.

Alas, I had rather be set quick i’ th’ earth, And bowled to death with turnips.

alas, i had rather be set quick i’ th’ earth, and bowled to death with turnips.

alas, i had rather be set quick i’ th’ earth, and

MISTRESS PAGE ≋ verse Sharp and in control; executing the scheme with precision and wit

Come, trouble not yourself, good Master Fenton,

I will not be your friend, nor enemy.

My daughter will I question how she loves you,

And as I find her, so am I affected.

Till then, farewell, sir. She must needs go in;

Her father will be angry.

Come, trouble not yourself, good Master Fenton, I will not be your friend, nor enemy. My daughter will I question how she loves you, And as I find her, so am I affected. Till then, farewell, sir. She must needs go in; Her father will be angry.

come, trouble not yourself, good master fenton, i will not be your friend, nor enemy. my daughter will i question how she loves you, and as i find her, so am i affected. till then, farewell, sir. she must needs go in; her father will be angry.

come, trouble not yourself, good master fenton, i

FENTON FENTON's declaration

Farewell, gentle mistress. Farewell, Nan.

Farewell, gentle mistress. Farewell, Nan.

farewell, gentle mistress. farewell, nan.

farewell, gentle mistress. farewell, nan.

[_Exeunt Mistress Page and Anne._]
MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

This is my doing now. “Nay,” said I, “will you cast away your child on

a fool, and a physician? Look on Master Fenton.” This is my doing.

This is my doing now. “No,” said I, “will you cast away your child on a fool, and a physician? Look on Master Fenton.” This is my doing.

this is my doing now. “no,” said i, “will you cast away your child on a fool, and a physician? look on master fenton.” this is my doing.

this is my doing now. “no,” said i, “will you cast

FENTON ≋ verse FENTON's declaration

I thank thee; and I pray thee, once tonight

Give my sweet Nan this ring. There’s for thy pains.

I thank you; and I pray you, once tonight Give my sweet Nan this ring. There’s for your pains.

i thank you; and i pray you, once tonight give my sweet nan this ring. there’s for your pains.

i thank you; and i pray you, once tonight give m

MISTRESS QUICKLY Gossipy and eager; playing all sides of the scheme

Now Heaven send thee good fortune!

Now Heaven send you good fortune!

now heaven send you good fortune!

now heaven send you good fortune!

[_Exit Fenton._]
A kind heart he hath. A woman would run through fire and water for such
a kind heart. But yet I would my master had Mistress Anne, or I would
Master Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would Master Fenton had her. I
will do what I can for them all three, for so I have promised and I’ll
be as good as my word—but speciously for Master Fenton. Well, I must of
another errand to Sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses. What a
beast am I to slack it!
[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

This is the love plot's pivot: Anne, trapped between her father's choice (Slender) and her mother's choice (Caius), realizes she must escape both. Slender is so completely ineffectual that Anne's aside — 'vile ill-favoured faults / Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year' — is the play's harshest judgment of marriageability as mercenary. But Fenton offers something beyond both: genuine feeling, which Anne recognizes. Mistress Quickly becomes the hinge between plots: she serves all masters because her loyalty is to love itself.

If this happened today…

Imagine a young woman whose father wants her to marry a wealthy but utterly forgettable guy, whose mother wants a doctor, and who is actually in love with the penniless charming guy. When both parents show up to shut down that third option, she realizes she has to choose for herself. That's Anne. The twist is that her parents' disagreement about her future becomes her freedom.

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