I pray you tarry, pause a day or two
Before you hazard, for in choosing wrong
I lose your company; therefore forbear a while.
There’s something tells me (but it is not love)
I would not lose you, and you know yourself
Hate counsels not in such a quality.
But lest you should not understand me well,—
And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought,—
I would detain you here some month or two
Before you venture for me. I could teach you
How to choose right, but then I am forsworn.
So will I never be. So may you miss me.
But if you do, you’ll make me wish a sin,
That I had been forsworn. Beshrew your eyes,
They have o’erlook’d me and divided me.
One half of me is yours, the other half yours,
Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours,
And so all yours. O these naughty times
Puts bars between the owners and their rights!
And so though yours, not yours. Prove it so,
Let Fortune go to hell for it, not I.
I speak too long, but ’tis to peise the time,
To eche it, and to draw it out in length,
To stay you from election.
I'm asking you, wait—take a day or two Before you choose from these caskets. If you pick the wrong one, I lose you; so please give me a little more time. There's something inside me (but it's not love— I wouldn't lose you, and you know yourself That hatred doesn't offer this kind of counsel. But in case you don't understand what I mean— And a young woman has no way to speak except through her thoughts— I'd like to keep you here for a month or two Before you gamble for me. I could teach you How to choose correctly, but then I'd have broken my word. I will never do that. So I hope you fail the test. But if you do fail, you'll make me wish I'd done something wrong, That I had broken my word. Your eyes have betrayed you— They've made me yours and divided me. One half of me is yours, the other half yours too, Except the part that's my own; but if that's my own, then it's yours, So really it's all yours. O these terrible times That put walls between owners and what they possess! So though you own me, you don't really own me. Make it true— Let Fortune go to hell for this loss, not me. I talk too much, but it's to stretch out the time, To make it longer, and to keep drawing it out, To stop you from making your choice.
Look, I'm begging you—hang on a day or two before you take your shot at those boxes. If you pick wrong, I lose you; I need you to wait a little longer. Something in me doesn't want to lose you—not love exactly, you know how that works. But just hear me out— a woman can't really say what she's thinking out loud— I want to keep you here for a month or two before you risk it for me. Honestly, I could tell you which one to pick, but then I'd be cheating, and I won't do that. So maybe you won't win. But if you don't, you'll make me wish I'd cheated. Your eyes have totally done this to me— made me yours and taken half of me. One half is yours, the other half's yours too, except the part that should be mine, but if it's mine, it's also yours, so it's basically all yours. These are such messed-up times that they put boundaries between you and what's actually yours. So even though you own me, you kind of don't. Make it work— let Fortune pay for this if anyone has to, not you. I'm talking too much, but it's just to waste time, to stretch it out and keep drawing it out, to stop you from choosing.
wait a day or two before you choose, please if you pick wrong i lose you i could tell you which one's right but then i'd be lying your eyes already made me yours all of me is yours now
Let me choose,
For as I am, I live upon the rack.
Let me choose, Because as I am, I'm suffering in torment.
Let me choose now— I'm literally dying of suspense over here.
let me pick i can't take this suspense
Upon the rack, Bassanio! Then confess
What treason there is mingled with your love.
Choosing would mean torture, Bassanio! So confess What treason you're mixing together with your love.
If choosing is torture, Bassanio, then come on—tell me what treason is tangled up with your love.
if choosing is torture then tell me what are you keeping from me
None but that ugly treason of mistrust,
Which makes me fear th’ enjoying of my love.
There may as well be amity and life
’Tween snow and fire as treason and my love.
Only the ugly betrayal of not trusting you, Which makes me fear I won't get to keep your love. Snow and fire can get along as well as betrayal and my love.
Just that I don't trust myself enough, which makes me scared I'll lose you. You'd have better luck getting snow and fire to be friends than getting mistrust and my love together.
i don't trust myself i'm scared i'll mess this up snow and fire would be friends before my doubt could exist with my love
Ay, but I fear you speak upon the rack
Where men enforced do speak anything.
Yes, but I'm worried you're saying this under torture, Where men who are forced speak anything they're told.
Yeah, but the thing is, under torture guys will say anything. How do I know you're not just saying what I want to hear?
under torture guys say whatever how do i know you mean it
Promise me life, and I’ll confess the truth.
If you promise I'll live, I'll tell you the truth.
Promise me I'll live, and I'll tell you everything true.
promise i'll live and i'll be honest
Well then, confess and live.
All right then, confess and you'll live.
Okay, tell me the truth and you're safe.
confess and you live
“Confess and love”
Had been the very sum of my confession:
O happy torment, when my torturer
Doth teach me answers for deliverance!
But let me to my fortune and the caskets.
"Confess and love me" Would have been the whole point of my confession. O what a wonderful torture it is when the one hurting me Teaches me the answer that sets me free! But let me go to my caskets and my fortune.
What I should really be saying is "confess and love me"— that's the only confession I need to make. It's such perfect torture when the person causing me pain actually teaches me how to escape it! But come on, let me go pick my casket.
confess and love me, that's all i'd say it's perfect torture when you show me the way out let me go pick
Away, then! I am lock’d in one of them.
If you do love me, you will find me out.
Nerissa and the rest, stand all aloof.
Let music sound while he doth make his choice.
Then if he lose he makes a swan-like end,
Fading in music. That the comparison
May stand more proper, my eye shall be the stream
And wat’ry death-bed for him. He may win,
And what is music then? Then music is
Even as the flourish when true subjects bow
To a new-crowned monarch. Such it is
As are those dulcet sounds in break of day
That creep into the dreaming bridegroom’s ear
And summon him to marriage. Now he goes,
With no less presence, but with much more love
Than young Alcides when he did redeem
The virgin tribute paid by howling Troy
To the sea-monster: I stand for sacrifice;
The rest aloof are the Dardanian wives,
With bleared visages come forth to view
The issue of th’ exploit. Go, Hercules!
Live thou, I live. With much much more dismay
I view the fight than thou that mak’st the fray.
A song, whilst Bassanio comments on the caskets to himself.
_Tell me where is fancy bred,
Or in the heart or in the head?
How begot, how nourished?
Reply, reply.
It is engend’red in the eyes,
With gazing fed, and fancy dies
In the cradle where it lies.
Let us all ring fancy’s knell:
I’ll begin it.—Ding, dong, bell._
Away then! I am locked in one of these caskets. If you love me, you will find me. Nerissa and the rest, step aside. Let music sound while he makes his choice. If he loses, he'll make a swan-like end, fading in music. To make the comparison proper, my eyes will be the stream and watery death-bed for him. But he may win. And what is music then? It's like the fanfare when true subjects bow to a newly crowned monarch. It's like those sweet sounds at dawn that creep into the dreaming bridegroom's ear and summon him to marriage. Now he goes with such love, like young Hercules when he rescued the virgin tribute paid by howling Troy to the sea-monster. I stand for sacrifice; the rest stand apart like the Trojan wives with tearstained faces, watching the outcome. Go, Hercules! If you live, I live. I watch this trial with much more fear than you who fight it. Let music play while Bassanio considers the caskets. 'Tell me where fancy is bred, in the heart or in the head? How is it created, how nourished? Answer me, answer me. It is born in the eyes, fed by gazing, and fancy dies in the cradle where it lies. Let us all ring fancy's death knell: I'll begin it. Ding, dong, bell.'
All right, off you go! I'm locked inside one of these caskets. If you really love me, you'll find me. Everyone else, step back. Let the music play while he makes his choice. If he picks wrong, he'll fade away like a dying swan to music. My eyes will be the stream where he drowns. But if he wins, then music becomes like a coronation fanfare for a new king—triumphant and joyful. It sounds like the sweet songs that drift through a bedroom at dawn to wake a new groom on his wedding day. Bassanio steps forward with such love, like Hercules rescuing that innocent girl from Troy who the city had to sacrifice to the sea monster. I'm the one being risked here, and the rest are like the Trojan women, watching what happens. Go on, Hercules! If you succeed, I succeed. I'm more nervous watching this than you are doing it. Now the music plays as he thinks about the caskets, and a song is sung: 'Tell me where love comes from—is it the heart or the head? How does it begin and grow? Tell me, tell me. It starts with the eyes, is fed by looking, and dies in its cradle. Let's ring the death bell for this kind of love: ding, dong, bell.'
i'm locked in one of these caskets if u love me find me everyone step back music while u choose if u lose: fade like a dying swan if u win: coronation fanfare like a groom waking on wedding day u're like hercules rescuing a sacrifice i'm the one being risked if u live i live [song] tell me where love comes from heart or head? how is it born & nourished? it starts in the eyes fed by looking and dies in its cradle ding dong bell
_Ding, dong, bell._
Ding, dong, bell.
Ding, dong, bell.
ding dong bell
So may the outward shows be least themselves.
The world is still deceiv’d with ornament.
In law, what plea so tainted and corrupt
But, being season’d with a gracious voice,
Obscures the show of evil? In religion,
What damned error but some sober brow
Will bless it, and approve it with a text,
Hiding the grossness with fair ornament?
There is no vice so simple but assumes
Some mark of virtue on his outward parts.
How many cowards, whose hearts are all as false
As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins
The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars,
Who inward search’d, have livers white as milk,
And these assume but valour’s excrement
To render them redoubted. Look on beauty,
And you shall see ’tis purchas’d by the weight,
Which therein works a miracle in nature,
Making them lightest that wear most of it:
So are those crisped snaky golden locks
Which make such wanton gambols with the wind
Upon supposed fairness, often known
To be the dowry of a second head,
The skull that bred them in the sepulchre.
Thus ornament is but the guiled shore
To a most dangerous sea; the beauteous scarf
Veiling an Indian beauty; in a word,
The seeming truth which cunning times put on
To entrap the wisest. Therefore thou gaudy gold,
Hard food for Midas, I will none of thee,
Nor none of thee, thou pale and common drudge
’Tween man and man: but thou, thou meagre lead,
Which rather threaten’st than dost promise aught,
Thy palenness moves me more than eloquence,
And here choose I, joy be the consequence!
So let the outside appearance be the least like the real thing. The world is always tricked by decoration. In law, what argument is so tainted and wrong But, dressed up with a smooth voice, Hides the appearance of evil? In religion, What damned mistake does any serious-looking person Not bless and approve with a Bible passage, Hiding the awfulness with nice decoration? There's no sin so simple that it doesn't wear Some mark of virtue on its outside. How many cowards whose hearts are as false As sand stairs wear beards on their chins Like Hercules and Mars with their frowns, Who if you looked inside would have livers white as milk, And they just put on the appearance of courage To make themselves feared. Look at beauty, And you'll see it's bought by weight, Which performs a miracle in nature— Making the lightest those who wear the most of it. So these curly shiny golden locks That dance so playfully with the wind On what seems to be fair skin are often known To be a dead person's hair— The skull that grew them in the grave. So decoration is just the decorated shore Of a most dangerous sea; the beautiful scarf Covering an Indian beauty; in a word, The false truth that deceitful times wrap up To trap the wisest people. So you shiny gold, Hard food for King Midas, I won't take you, Nor you, silver and common tool That goes between people: but you, you pale lead, Which threatens more than you promise anything, Your paleness moves me more than any speech, And here I choose you—let the consequences be what they are!
So the outside is almost never what things really are. People get fooled by decoration all the time. In court, you can take a terrible legal argument, polish it with a good voice, and suddenly it hides how bad it really is. Same with religion— any serious-looking guy can take an obvious mistake, quote the Bible at you, and make it sound decent. Even the worst sin manages to slap on some virtue to make itself look better. Take cowards—their hearts are complete fakes, worse than quicksand, but they wear big beards on their chins like Hercules or Mars in a bad mood, when really if you looked inside they'd have hearts like milk. They're just using the appearance of courage to scare people. Look at pretty people—they've literally bought their looks by weight. It works a miracle: the more fake beauty they pile on, the less there actually is underneath. So those shiny gold curls that wave around so nicely in the breeze? Most of the time that's hair from a dead person, grown in a skull in a cemetery. So beauty is just the decorated shore of a really dangerous ocean; it's the beautiful scarf wrapped around something foreign. Basically, it's the fake truth that tricky people wrap up to trap even the smartest people. So you, shiny gold, you're impossible food for King Midas—I'm not taking you. And you're not either, silver and common money that passes between everyone. But you, pale lead, you're threatening rather than promising anything— your plainness moves me more than the fanciest speech ever could. Here's where I choose, and let whatever happens, happen.
everything's fake on the outside people get tricked by decoration crooks use nice voices to hide evil beards hide coward hearts beauty's bought, not real those curly gold locks? dead person's hair so gold's useless silver's common but you, lead—plain and honest i pick you
[_Aside._] How all the other passions fleet to air,
As doubtful thoughts, and rash-embrac’d despair,
And shudd’ring fear, and green-ey’d jealousy.
O love, be moderate; allay thy ecstasy,
In measure rain thy joy; scant this excess!
I feel too much thy blessing, make it less,
For fear I surfeit.
All other feelings vanish like air, like doubtful thoughts and desperate despair, and shuddering fear and jealousy. Love, be moderate; calm down your ecstasy, measure out your joy; hold back this excess! I feel too much your blessing; make it less, for fear I get overwhelmed.
All my other emotions just disappear, like my doubts and my fear and my jealousy. Love, slow down; don't let me feel so much, control my happiness and joy—I'm overflowing! This feeling is too intense; I'm drowning in it, I'm afraid I'll collapse from too much happiness.
doubts & fear vanish jealousy gone love—chill out im too happy feelings r too much im drowning
Portia's speech giving herself to Bassanio contains one of Shakespeare's most precise pieces of tense engineering. She says: 'But now I was the lord / Of this fair mansion, master of my servants, / Queen o'er myself; and even now, but now, / This house, these servants, and this same myself / Are yours.' The phrase 'but now' means 'just a moment ago' — and the tense shift between 'I was' and 'are yours' covers the exact instant of legal and personal transformation. Portia registers, in the same sentence, what she had and what she is surrendering. The play is fully conscious that Portia has just given up her autonomy. It does not pretend this is costless.
What find I here? [_Opening the leaden casket_.]
Fair Portia’s counterfeit! What demi-god
Hath come so near creation? Move these eyes?
Or whether, riding on the balls of mine,
Seem they in motion? Here are sever’d lips,
Parted with sugar breath, so sweet a bar
Should sunder such sweet friends. Here in her hairs
The painter plays the spider, and hath woven
A golden mesh t’entrap the hearts of men
Faster than gnats in cobwebs. But her eyes!—
How could he see to do them? Having made one,
Methinks it should have power to steal both his
And leave itself unfurnish’d. Yet look how far
The substance of my praise doth wrong this shadow
In underprizing it, so far this shadow
Doth limp behind the substance. Here’s the scroll,
The continent and summary of my fortune.
_You that choose not by the view
Chance as fair and choose as true!
Since this fortune falls to you,
Be content and seek no new.
If you be well pleas’d with this,
And hold your fortune for your bliss,
Turn to where your lady is,
And claim her with a loving kiss._
A gentle scroll. Fair lady, by your leave, [_Kissing her_.]
I come by note to give and to receive.
Like one of two contending in a prize
That thinks he hath done well in people’s eyes,
Hearing applause and universal shout,
Giddy in spirit, still gazing in a doubt
Whether those peals of praise be his or no,
So, thrice-fair lady, stand I even so,
As doubtful whether what I see be true,
Until confirm’d, sign’d, ratified by you.
What did I find here? Opening the lead casket. A painting of beautiful Portia! What half-god Came so close to creating life? Do these eyes move? Or do they just seem to move, riding on the movement of mine? Here are lips separated, Parted with breath that tastes like sugar, and such sweetness Should never separate such sweet friends. Here in her hair The painter acted like a spider, weaving A golden web to trap men's hearts Faster than insects get stuck in real cobwebs. But her eyes!— How could he even see to paint them? Having created one eye, I'd think it should have the power to steal both his eyes And leave itself unfinished. Yet look how far short My praise of what's real falls, when compared to this picture. I underrate it so much that this picture Is actually better than what it's copying. Here's the scroll, Which contains and sums up my fortune. You who don't choose based on appearance, May have luck as good and judgment as sound! Because this fortune has come to you, Be satisfied and want nothing more. If you're happy with this, And take your fortune as your happiness, Go to where your lady is, And claim her with a kiss filled with love. What a lovely scroll. Fair lady, by your permission, I come with instructions to give and to receive. Like someone in a competition Who thinks he's done well and hears the crowd cheer, Giddy with excitement, still wondering If the applause is really for him, So I stand now, three times over fair lady, Still wondering if what I see is real, Until you confirm it, sign it, make it official.
What is this? I'm opening the lead box. It's a picture of beautiful Portia! What kind of genius Got this close to making something real? Are her eyes actually moving? Or do they just look like they're moving because of how I'm looking at them? Her lips are separated by this sweet breath, and lips that soft should never be apart. And look at her hair—the painter basically spiderweb-ed it, trapped gold into a net to catch men's hearts faster than gnats stick to actual webs. But her eyes!— how even painted them? Once he finished one, I'd think that one eye alone should be powerful enough to steal both of his real eyes and leave itself without a partner. And honestly, my words can't even do the real Portia justice. I'm underselling this picture so much it actually sounds better than the real thing it came from. Here's the note: You who don't choose by looks Will have as much luck and as good judgment! Since fortune fell to you, Be happy with it and don't look for more. If you're okay with this, And you take your fortune as your joy, Go find your lady And seal it with a kiss. What a perfect note. Fair lady, if you don't mind, I come here to make an exchange—to give myself and receive you. I'm like someone in a contest who thinks he won, and hears everyone yelling and cheering, feeling dizzy with joy but still not totally sure if the cheers are really for him, So I'm standing here, three times as confused, beautiful lady, still not sure if what I'm seeing is actually true, until you tell me it is.
a painting of you how did he even paint your eyes your hair trapped gold like a spiderweb i open this lead box and find you i can't believe it's real until you tell me it is
You see me, Lord Bassanio, where I stand,
Such as I am; though for myself alone
I would not be ambitious in my wish
To wish myself much better, yet for you
I would be trebled twenty times myself,
A thousand times more fair, ten thousand times
More rich,
That only to stand high in your account,
I might in virtues, beauties, livings, friends,
Exceed account. But the full sum of me
Is sum of something, which, to term in gross,
Is an unlesson’d girl, unschool’d, unpractis’d;
Happy in this, she is not yet so old
But she may learn; happier than this,
She is not bred so dull but she can learn;
Happiest of all, is that her gentle spirit
Commits itself to yours to be directed,
As from her lord, her governor, her king.
Myself, and what is mine, to you and yours
Is now converted. But now I was the lord
Of this fair mansion, master of my servants,
Queen o’er myself; and even now, but now,
This house, these servants, and this same myself
Are yours,—my lord’s. I give them with this ring,
Which when you part from, lose, or give away,
Let it presage the ruin of your love,
And be my vantage to exclaim on you.
You see me, Lord Bassanio, standing here, Just as I am; though for myself alone I wouldn't want to be better in my wishes To wish myself much better, yet for your sake I wish I were three hundred times better, A thousand times more beautiful, ten thousand times Richer, So I could be worth more in your estimation, And exceed what can be calculated in virtues, beauties, wealth, and friends. But everything I am, Totals to something which I'll call roughly A girl without learning, without training, without practice; The good thing is she's not so old yet That she can't learn; better still, She's not born so dull that she can't learn; The best is that her gentle nature Gives itself over to you to be guided, As by her husband, her ruler, her king. Myself and everything I own now belong to you and yours. I've been transformed. But I was the ruler Of this beautiful house, owner of my servants, Queen of myself; and even right now, just now, This house, these servants, and this same self Are yours now—yours, my husband. I give them to you with this ring, And if you ever take it off, lose it, or give it away, Let it be a sign of the end of your love, And be my reason to accuse you.
Here I am, Lord Bassanio, exactly as you see me. For my own sake, I wouldn't really want to be different— I'm happy as I am. But for you? I wish I was three hundred times better, thousand times prettier, ten thousand times richer, so you'd think I was worth more than anyone could even measure. But here's the thing—all of me adds up to basically a girl who's never been taught anything, has no training, no experience. The bright side is I'm still young enough to learn; the brighter side is I'm not too dumb to learn; the brightest side is my nature just wants to follow your lead, like you're my husband, my ruler, my king. I'm yours now. Everything I have is yours. I've been transformed. I used to run this beautiful house, managed my own servants, was basically queen of myself. But right now, literally right now, this house, these servants, and me— we're all yours. My husband, here's this ring. If you ever take it off, lose it, or give it to someone else, that means our love is ending, and I'll have every right to be furious with you.
here i am i wish i was three hundred times prettier for you i'm untaught, unpracticed but i can learn everything i have is yours now including this ring lose it and lose my love
Madam, you have bereft me of all words,
Only my blood speaks to you in my veins,
And there is such confusion in my powers
As after some oration fairly spoke
By a beloved prince, there doth appear
Among the buzzing pleased multitude,
Where every something being blent together,
Turns to a wild of nothing, save of joy
Express’d and not express’d. But when this ring
Parts from this finger, then parts life from hence.
O then be bold to say Bassanio’s dead!
My lady, you've left me without words. Only my blood speaks to you through my veins, And there's such confusion in my mind Like after some beautiful speech made By a beloved prince, when the happy crowd Stands there buzzed and pleased, Where everything mixing together Turns into nothing but joy, Both expressed and not expressed. But when this ring Comes off this finger, then life leaves here. O then don't hesitate to say Bassanio is dead!
Lady, you've stolen all my words. My blood is the only thing that can speak to you, and my whole mind is just chaos— like after you hear an amazing speech from someone you love, and the crowd is going wild and happy all around you, and everything blurs together into just pure joy, too much to even put into words. But this ring— if it ever comes off my finger, that's when I die. If that happens, don't hesitate: just say Bassanio is done.
you took my words my blood's the only thing talking my mind is chaos when this ring comes off i'm dead
My lord and lady, it is now our time,
That have stood by and seen our wishes prosper,
To cry, good joy. Good joy, my lord and lady!
My lord and lady, for those of us who Stood by and watched our wishes come true, It's now our time to say, congratulations. Congratulations, my lord and lady!
My lord and lady, those of us who've been standing on the sidelines watching this work out—we get to celebrate now. Congratulations! Congratulations, both of you!
congrats, you two! we're so happy for you
My Lord Bassanio, and my gentle lady,
I wish you all the joy that you can wish;
For I am sure you can wish none from me.
And when your honours mean to solemnize
The bargain of your faith, I do beseech you
Even at that time I may be married too.
My Lord Bassanio and my lady, I want you to have all the happiness you can have; Because I'm sure you can't get any happiness from me. And when you plan to make official Your marriage vows, I'm begging you Let me get married at the same time too.
Lord Bassanio and my lady, I wish you every bit of happiness you can get. I mean, I can't add to your joy, that's for sure. But when you decide to make it official with your vows, would you do me a favor? Can I get married at the same time?
i want all happiness for you two just can't add to it myself but can i get married at the same time?
With all my heart, so thou canst get a wife.
Absolutely, if you can find a wife.
Sure thing, as long as you can actually find a woman willing to marry you.
sure, if you can find someone
I thank your lordship, you have got me one.
My eyes, my lord, can look as swift as yours:
You saw the mistress, I beheld the maid.
You lov’d, I lov’d; for intermission
No more pertains to me, my lord, than you.
Your fortune stood upon the caskets there,
And so did mine too, as the matter falls.
For wooing here until I sweat again,
And swearing till my very roof was dry
With oaths of love, at last, (if promise last)
I got a promise of this fair one here
To have her love, provided that your fortune
Achiev’d her mistress.
I thank you, my lord, you've already found me one. My eyes, my lord, can look as quickly as yours: You saw the mistress, I watched the maid. You were in love, I was in love; I'm no slower than you. Your luck depended on those caskets there, And mine depended on them too, the way things worked out. For wooing here until I was sweating, And swearing love oaths until my mouth completely dried out, Finally (if promises hold), I got a promise from this beautiful woman That she'd love me, as long as your luck won her mistress.
Thank you, my lord—you basically just introduced me to one. My eyes work just as fast as yours: You were looking at the mistress, I was watching the maid. You fell in love, I fell in love; I'm just as quick as you. Your fortune was tied to those caskets, and so was mine, turns out. I've been flirting here until I was completely sweaty, swearing I love her until my throat was bone dry, and finally—fingers crossed this promise sticks— I got her to say she'll love me, as long as you got her mistress.
thanks, you basically set me up i fell in love just like you i swore i love her till i was dry she said yes if you won portia
Is this true, Nerissa?
Nerissa, can you confirm what Gratiano just told me?
Wait, this is actually true, Nerissa?
wait what
Madam, it is, so you stand pleas’d withal.
My lady, it is, as long as you're okay with it.
It's true, my lady, if you're cool with it.
it's true if you're okay with it
And do you, Gratiano, mean good faith?
Gratiano, are you being serious about this?
Gratiano, are you being real about this?
gratiano are you serious
Yes, faith, my lord.
Yes, I'm being sincere, my lord.
Yeah, I'm being totally sincere, my lord.
yeah i'm serious
Our feast shall be much honoured in your marriage.
Our wedding celebration will be much more honored because of your marriage too.
Our wedding feast is going to be even better with two couples getting married.
our feast is better with your wedding too
We’ll play with them the first boy for a thousand ducats.
We'll bet with you for the first boy—a thousand ducats.
We'll make a bet with you: whoever has a son first gets a thousand ducats.
bet on who has a son first? thousand ducats
The structural pivot of the scene — and arguably the play — is the arrival of Salerio's party immediately after Bassanio's success. Shakespeare times the letter's arrival precisely at the moment of maximum joy. This is not accidental: it is the play's mechanical commitment to the tonal tension that defines it as a problem play. In a pure comedy, the joyful union would end the play. In a pure tragedy, the threat of death would define it from the start. The Merchant of Venice puts both things in the same scene, back to back. Gratiano's joke about betting on the first son, the kiss, the rings, the double-wedding announcement — all of it belongs to comedy. Then: 'I would you had won the fleece that he hath lost.' The turn is brutal in its timing and perfect in its execution.
What! and stake down?
What! And just give away money like that?
What! You're just going to put money on the line like that?
you're betting actual money?
No, we shall ne’er win at that sport and stake down.
But who comes here? Lorenzo and his infidel?
What, and my old Venetian friend, Salerio!
No, we'll never win at that game if we just give away money. But who's coming here? Lorenzo and his girlfriend? What, and my old friend from Venice, Salerio!
No, we'll never win that way if we're just giving away cash. But who's this? Lorenzo and his girl coming in? Wait, and Salerio? My old Venetian buddy!
we won't win betting money like that oh hey lorenzo and salerio
Lorenzo and Salerio, welcome hither,
If that the youth of my new int’rest here
Have power to bid you welcome. By your leave,
I bid my very friends and countrymen,
Sweet Portia, welcome.
Lorenzo and Salerio, welcome here. If my new position has any power at all, I welcome you. With your permission, I invite my own friends and fellow Venetians, Sweet Portia, welcome.
Lorenzo and Salerio, welcome to us. If I have any say in this—and I kind of do now— you're both welcome. So, beautiful Portia, let me introduce my close friends from Venice.
welcome lorenzo and salerio this is my wife portia they're from home
So do I, my lord,
They are entirely welcome.
I agree completely, my lord. They're very welcome.
Same here, my lord. You're both so welcome.
you're both so welcome
I thank your honour. For my part, my lord,
My purpose was not to have seen you here,
But meeting with Salerio by the way,
He did entreat me, past all saying nay,
To come with him along.
Thank you for your kindness. For my part, my lord, I wasn't planning to come here, But meeting Salerio on the way, He kept pushing me, and I couldn't refuse, So I came with him.
Thank you so much. To be honest, I wasn't even planning to come, but I ran into Salerio on the way, and he basically insisted, so here I am.
i wasn't planning to come but salerio dragged me along
I did, my lord,
And I have reason for it. Signior Antonio
Commends him to you.
I did, my lord, And I have a reason for it. Signior Antonio Sends his greetings to you.
I did, my lord, and I had a reason. Signior Antonio wanted me to send you his regards.
i had a reason antonio says hi
Ere I ope his letter,
I pray you tell me how my good friend doth.
Before I even open his letter, Please tell me—how is my good friend doing?
Before I even read his letter, tell me—how's Antonio doing?
before i read it tell me how's antonio
Not sick, my lord, unless it be in mind,
Nor well, unless in mind. His letter there
Will show you his estate.
He's not sick in his body, my lord, unless it's in his mind; He's not well unless it's only in his mind. His letter there Will show you his situation.
He's not physically sick, my lord, unless you count his mood; he's not doing well unless you count his state of mind. But this letter will tell you everything.
he's not sick in body only in his mind the letter explains it
Nerissa, cheer yond stranger, bid her welcome.
Your hand, Salerio. What’s the news from Venice?
How doth that royal merchant, good Antonio?
I know he will be glad of our success.
We are the Jasons, we have won the fleece.
Nerissa, cheer up that stranger over there, invite her to have fun. Your hand, Salerio. What's the news from Venice? How's that royal businessman, good Antonio? I know he'll be happy about our success. We're like Jason, we've won the golden fleece.
Nerissa, go make our guest feel welcome over there. Hey Salerio, come here. What's happening in Venice? How's Antonio, that big important merchant? I bet he's going to be thrilled to hear we won. We're like the Argonauts—we've got the golden fleece.
nerissa welcome her what's happening in venice how's antonio we're like jason, we won
I would you had won the fleece that he hath lost.
I wish you had won the fleece that he has lost.
I wish you'd won the fleece he's lost.
wish you won the fleece he lost
Antonio's letter to Bassanio is a masterpiece of suppressed feeling. It says, in order: all ships failed, creditors are cruel, I'm broke, the bond is forfeit, paying it means my death, all debts between us are cleared — and then: 'if I might but see you at my death.' It does not say 'come and save me.' It offers to release Bassanio from any sense of obligation: 'all debts are cleared.' And then it adds, with devastating simplicity, the one thing he actually wants — to see Bassanio before the end. The restraint is the message. Antonio is communicating, in the most elegant way possible, that Bassanio is the only thing that matters to him — by pretending not to ask for anything.
There are some shrewd contents in yond same paper
That steals the colour from Bassanio’s cheek.
Some dear friend dead, else nothing in the world
Could turn so much the constitution
Of any constant man. What, worse and worse?
With leave, Bassanio, I am half yourself,
And I must freely have the half of anything
That this same paper brings you.
There's some serious bad news in that letter over there That's draining the color from Bassanio's face. Either some close friend has died, otherwise nothing in this world Could change someone so much—the basic nature Of someone steady. What, getting worse? With your permission, Bassanio, I'm half of you, And I need to completely share anything That this letter brings you.
There's something terrible in that letter— it's draining all the color from Bassanio's face. Either someone close just died, or nothing else in the world could shake up someone's mood this much. What's it getting worse? Bassanio, I'm half of you, and I need to know everything that letter's telling you.
that letter's draining your face something terrible i'm half of you i need to know
O sweet Portia,
Here are a few of the unpleasant’st words
That ever blotted paper. Gentle lady,
When I did first impart my love to you,
I freely told you all the wealth I had
Ran in my veins, I was a gentleman.
And then I told you true. And yet, dear lady,
Rating myself at nothing, you shall see
How much I was a braggart. When I told you
My state was nothing, I should then have told you
That I was worse than nothing; for indeed
I have engag’d myself to a dear friend,
Engag’d my friend to his mere enemy,
To feed my means. Here is a letter, lady,
The paper as the body of my friend,
And every word in it a gaping wound
Issuing life-blood. But is it true, Salerio?
Hath all his ventures fail’d? What, not one hit?
From Tripolis, from Mexico, and England,
From Lisbon, Barbary, and India,
And not one vessel scape the dreadful touch
Of merchant-marring rocks?
O sweet Portia, Here are some of the most unpleasant words That ever got written on paper. Dear lady, When I first told you I loved you, I was completely honest about my wealth— All I had was in my veins, I came from a good family. And that was true. And yet, dear lady, When I valued myself as nothing, you should see How much I was actually bragging. When I told you I had no money, I should have told you I was even worse than that; because in reality I've put myself in debt to a close friend, I've put my friend in debt to his worst enemy, Just to pay my way. Here's a letter, lady, The paper is like my friend's body, And every word is a wound Pouring out lifeblood. But is it real, Salerio? Have all his ships failed? Not a single success? From Tripolis, from Mexico, from England, From Lisbon, Morocco, and India, And not a single ship escaped the deadly Rocks that destroy merchant ships?
O my sweet Portia, this has some of the worst words ever written down. Dear lady, when I first told you I loved you, I was honest about my wealth— all I had was my family name, I'm from the right stock. That was true. But looking back, dear lady, when I said I had nothing, I was actually bragging. I should have told you I had less than nothing—because I actually owe a ton of money to a close friend, I got him to go into debt to his enemy, all to keep up appearances. Here's a letter, lady, and it's basically my friend's body on paper, every word is like a wound bleeding out. But Salerio, is this really true? Did all his ships fail? Not even one made it? From North Africa, from Mexico, from England, from Portugal, from Morocco, from India— and not one ship got away from the rocks that wreck merchant vessels?
these are terrible words when i said i had nothing i was lying i owe everything to antonio i got him to go into debt every word in this letter is a wound did all his ships really fail
Not one, my lord.
Besides, it should appear, that if he had
The present money to discharge the Jew,
He would not take it. Never did I know
A creature that did bear the shape of man
So keen and greedy to confound a man.
He plies the Duke at morning and at night,
And doth impeach the freedom of the state
If they deny him justice. Twenty merchants,
The Duke himself, and the magnificoes
Of greatest port have all persuaded with him,
But none can drive him from the envious plea
Of forfeiture, of justice, and his bond.
Not one, my lord. Besides, it seems that if he had The money right now to pay back the Jew, He wouldn't take it. I've never met A creature who looked human But was so eager and greedy to destroy someone. He goes to the Duke every morning and every night, And says the government is violating freedom If they won't give him his justice. Twenty merchants, The Duke himself, and all the important people Of the highest rank have all tried to convince him, But nobody can get him away from his cruel claim Of taking what's owed, getting his justice, and keeping his contract.
Not a single one, my lord. And get this—even if he had the money right now to pay off the Jew, he wouldn't take it. I've never seen anyone who looks human but is this determined and hungry to destroy someone. He's at the Duke's office morning and night, saying the state is breaking its own rules if they don't let him have his revenge. Twenty merchants, the Duke himself, all the powerful people in the city have all tried to talk him down, but nobody can stop him from getting what's owed, from getting his revenge, from collecting on that contract.
not one ship made it even if antonio had the money now the jew wouldn't take it he wants blood the duke and everyone tried he won't budge
When I was with him, I have heard him swear
To Tubal and to Chus, his countrymen,
That he would rather have Antonio’s flesh
Than twenty times the value of the sum
That he did owe him. And I know, my lord,
If law, authority, and power deny not,
It will go hard with poor Antonio.
When I was with him, I heard him swear To Tubal and to Chus, his countrymen, That he'd rather have Antonio's flesh Than twenty times the money That Antonio owed him. And I know, my lord, If the law, the government, and power don't stop it, It's going to go badly for poor Antonio.
When I was around him, I heard him actually swear to his friends Tubal and Chus that he'd rather have Antonio's actual flesh than twenty times the amount of money that Antonio owes. And my lord, if the law and the government don't step in, it's going to end really badly for Antonio.
i heard him swear he wants antonio's flesh not the money, the actual flesh twenty times the amount if law doesn't stop it antonio's done
Is it your dear friend that is thus in trouble?
Is it your close friend who's in this trouble?
Is this close friend of yours in all this trouble?
your best friend is in trouble
The dearest friend to me, the kindest man,
The best condition’d and unwearied spirit
In doing courtesies, and one in whom
The ancient Roman honour more appears
Than any that draws breath in Italy.
The closest friend to me, the most generous man, The best character and most tireless spirit In doing kind acts, and the person in whom The ancient Roman honor appears more Than in anyone living in Italy today.
He's my best friend, the most generous person, has the best character and never gets tired of doing good things. He's the most honorable person I know—like an ancient Roman come to life, more so than anyone else in Italy.
my best friend generest guy best character most honorable person i know
What sum owes he the Jew?
How much money does he owe the Jew?
How much does he owe Shylock?
what's the debt
For me three thousand ducats.
He owes three thousand ducats on my account.
Three thousand ducats for my sake.
3k coins
What, no more?
Pay him six thousand, and deface the bond.
Double six thousand, and then treble that,
Before a friend of this description
Shall lose a hair through Bassanio’s fault.
First go with me to church and call me wife,
And then away to Venice to your friend.
For never shall you lie by Portia’s side
With an unquiet soul. You shall have gold
To pay the petty debt twenty times over.
When it is paid, bring your true friend along.
My maid Nerissa and myself meantime,
Will live as maids and widows. Come, away!
For you shall hence upon your wedding day.
Bid your friends welcome, show a merry cheer;
Since you are dear bought, I will love you dear.
But let me hear the letter of your friend.
What, only that much? Pay him six thousand, and destroy the contract. Pay twelve thousand, and then triple that, Before a friend like that Losses even a hair because of Bassanio. First come to church with me and marry me, Then go to Venice to help your friend. Because you will never come to bed with Portia With a troubled mind. You'll have money To pay that small debt twenty times over. Once it's paid, bring your true friend back here. Meanwhile, my maid Nerissa and I Will stay single and without husbands. Come on, move! You'll leave for Venice on your wedding day. Tell your friends to celebrate with us; Show them a happy face— Because you cost me a lot, I'll love you a lot. But first, let me read your friend's letter.
That's all? Just three thousand? Pay him six thousand and rip up the contract. Pay twelve thousand, then triple it, before a friend that good loses even one hair because of you. First, come to church with me and marry me. Then go to Venice and help your friend. You're not getting into bed with me with a troubled heart. You'll have plenty of money to pay that debt twenty times over. Once you've paid him back, bring him here. Meanwhile, Nerissa and I will live like single women. Let's go! You're leaving for Venice on your wedding day. Welcome your friends and keep partying— show them we're happy. Since you cost me everything, I'll love you everything. But read me that letter from your friend first.
six thousand? twelve thousand pay it off come marry me first then go save him i'll give you money let me read his letter
_Sweet Bassanio, my ships have all miscarried, my creditors grow cruel,
my estate is very low, my bond to the Jew is forfeit, and since in
paying it, it is impossible I should live, all debts are clear’d
between you and I, if I might but see you at my death. Notwithstanding,
use your pleasure. If your love do not persuade you to come, let not my
letter._
Sweet Bassanio, all my ships have gone down, my creditors are becoming cruel, my fortune is very small, my contract with the Jew has been forfeited, and because paying it means I will die, all debts between us are forgiven, if only I could see you before I die. However, do whatever you want. If your love doesn't make you come, pay no attention to my letter.
Sweet Bassanio, my ships all sank, people I owe money to are getting mean, I'm broke, the Jew's contract is done and I can't pay it, and paying it will kill me, so everything I owe you is forgiven, I just want to see you before I go. But you do whatever you need to do. If your love won't bring you to me, don't even bother reading the rest of this letter.
all my ships sank i'm broke shylock's taking everything i can't pay it'll kill me sorry come if you want
O love, dispatch all business and be gone!
O my love, finish all your business quickly and go!
My love, wrap everything up and get out of here!
go go go hurry
Since I have your good leave to go away,
I will make haste; but, till I come again,
No bed shall e’er be guilty of my stay,
Nor rest be interposer ’twixt us twain.
Since you've given me permission to leave, I'll hurry; but until I come back, No bed will ever see me spend the night, Nor will rest come between us two.
Since you're letting me go, I'm going to move fast. But until I come back, I'm not sleeping in any bed, and nothing's going to come between us.
i'll rush no sleep till i'm back with you
The Reckoning
The play's great turning point — and structurally one of Shakespeare's most ambitious scenes. It opens as romantic comedy and closes as potential tragedy. Bassanio's success is earned by the right kind of thinking; Portia's surrender of herself is both genuinely moving and (the play quietly notes) a return to dependence she briefly escaped. The arrival of Antonio's letter is timed perfectly to burst the romantic bubble — joy at its peak, then the letter. And the letter itself is quietly devastating: 'since in paying it, it is impossible I should live, all debts are cleared between you and I, if I might but see you at my death.'
If this happened today…
A couple finally gets together after years of near-misses — friends' reactions, the moment of yes, the ring exchange. A second couple does the same in the background, which doubles the joy. Then a text arrives from the person who made the relationship possible, and it's bad. Like, very bad. All his investments failed. He owes someone who wants to hurt him. He's saying goodbye. And the new couple's first act as a couple is to figure out how to save him.