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Act 2, Scene 5 — The same. Before Shylock’s house.
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The argument Shylock, reluctantly leaving for Bassanio's dinner, warns Jessica to lock up the house against the masque; Launcelet slips Jessica a coded warning to look out the window; Shylock exits, and Jessica says her farewell.
Enter Shylock the Jew and Launcelet his man that was the clown.
SHYLOCK ≋ verse [irritable, summoning his daughter]

Well, thou shalt see, thy eyes shall be thy judge,

The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio.—

What, Jessica!—Thou shalt not gormandize

As thou hast done with me;—What, Jessica!—

And sleep, and snore, and rend apparel out.

Why, Jessica, I say!

Well, you'll see for yourself the difference between serving old Shylock and Bassanio. Jessica! You won't be able to eat excessively like you did with me. Jessica! And you won't sleep, snore, and tear up your clothes. Jessica, I'm calling you!

You'll see the difference between working for me and working for Bassanio. Jessica! You won't get to eat like a pig anymore the way you did with me. Jessica! And no more sleeping in, snoring, and ripping up your clothes. Where are you, Jessica?

you'll see the difference working for me vs bassanio no more eating like crazy no sleeping and snoring no tearing up ur clothes jessica where u at

LAUNCELET [mockingly echoing his master]

Why, Jessica!

Why, Jessica!

Why, Jessica!

Why, Jessica

SHYLOCK [snapping at the servant]

Who bids thee call? I do not bid thee call.

Who told you to call? I didn't ask you to call.

Who told you to call her? I didn't ask you to do that.

i didn't tell u to call her

LAUNCELET [cheeky backtalk]

Your worship was wont to tell me I could do nothing without bidding.

Your worship used to tell me I couldn't do anything without being told to.

You used to always say I couldn't do anything without your permission.

u always said i can't do anything without ur permission

Enter Jessica.
JESSICA [dutiful but guarded]

Call you? What is your will?

You called me? What do you need?

Yes? What do you want?

what do u want?

SHYLOCK ≋ verse [uneasy, suspicious foreboding]

I am bid forth to supper, Jessica.

There are my keys. But wherefore should I go?

I am not bid for love, they flatter me.

But yet I’ll go in hate, to feed upon

The prodigal Christian. Jessica, my girl,

Look to my house. I am right loath to go;

There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest,

For I did dream of money-bags tonight.

I've been invited to dinner, Jessica. Here are my keys. But why should I go? I'm not being invited out of love—they're just flattering me. But I will go anyway, out of hatred, to prey on the wasteful Christian. Jessica, my girl, look after my house. I'm very reluctant to leave, because something bad seems to be happening that will disturb my peace. I had a dream about money bags tonight.

I'm invited to dinner, Jessica. Take my keys. But honestly, why should I go? They're not inviting me because they like me—they're just being fake. But I'll go anyway to get something out of this wasteful Christian. Look after the house while I'm gone, Jessica. I really don't want to leave. Something feels wrong, like trouble is coming. I had this dream about money bags tonight.

i'm invited to dinner here's ur keys watch the house but why go they don't like me they're just being fake i'll go to get something from that wasteful guy i don't want to leave something feels wrong i dreamed about money bags

"I did dream of money-bags tonight" In the traditional lore Shylock references, dreaming of money was an ill omen — warning of loss rather than gain. He dimly senses something is wrong but cannot identify what.
Why it matters Shylock's dream of money-bags is the play's most acute moment of dramatic irony: he senses danger to his wealth but goes anyway, leaving the very thing he fears losing in the hands of the person who is about to take it.
LAUNCELET [slyly urging him out the door]

I beseech you, sir, go. My young master doth expect your reproach.

I beg you, sir, go. My young master is expecting your... reproach.

Please go, sir. My young master is waiting for you.

go sir my boss is waiting for u

"My young master doth expect your reproach" Launcelet means 'approach' but says 'reproach' — and both are true: Bassanio expects Shylock's arrival and his contempt. The double meaning is probably intentional on Launcelet's part.
SHYLOCK [grim, cutting rejoinder]

So do I his.

And I expect his too.

And he expects the same from me.

me too

LAUNCELET [superstitious aside, hinting at the plot]

And they have conspired together. I will not say you shall see a

masque, but if you do, then it was not for nothing that my nose fell

a-bleeding on Black Monday last at six o’clock i’ th’ morning, falling

out that year on Ash-Wednesday was four year in th’ afternoon.

And they have plotted together. I won't tell you directly that there will be a masquerade, but if there is, it means something—my nose started bleeding on Black Monday last at six in the morning, and that year Ash Wednesday happened to fall in the afternoon four years earlier.

They've been planning this together. I won't come right out and say there's going to be a masquerade, but if there is, it all makes sense because my nose bled on Black Monday at 6 AM, and that same year Ash Wednesday was in the afternoon four years back.

they're planning something together there might be a masquerade my nose bled on black monday so u know it's happening

SHYLOCK ≋ verse [paranoid, locking Jessica away]

What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica,

Lock up my doors, and when you hear the drum

And the vile squealing of the wry-neck’d fife,

Clamber not you up to the casements then,

Nor thrust your head into the public street

To gaze on Christian fools with varnish’d faces,

But stop my house’s ears, I mean my casements.

Let not the sound of shallow fopp’ry enter

My sober house. By Jacob’s staff I swear

I have no mind of feasting forth tonight.

But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah.

Say I will come.

Are there masquerades? Listen to me, Jessica. Lock up my doors, and when you hear the drum and the screeching of the pipes, don't climb up to the windows then, and don't stick your head out into the street to stare at Christian fools with their painted faces. Instead, close up my house's windows—I mean, block my casements so the sound of this shallow foolishness doesn't enter my serious household. I swear by Jacob's staff that I have no intention of dining out tonight. But I will go anyway. You go ahead of me. Tell them I'm coming.

There are masquerades? Listen, Jessica. Lock all the doors. When you hear the drums and those pipes squealing, don't go near the windows, and definitely don't look out into the street to watch those Christian idiots with their painted-up faces. Block the windows so this foolish noise doesn't get into my serious house. I swear I wasn't planning to go out to dinner tonight. But I'm going to go. You head on ahead, and tell them I'm on my way.

there's masquerades? lock the doors don't look out the windows don't watch those painted christian fools block the noise i'm not going but i will go ahead and tell them i'm coming

"Let not the sound of shallow fopp'ry enter / My sober house" Shylock's house is 'sober' — serious, religious, disciplined. The word against the drumming and foolery of the masque captures the cultural gulf between Shylock's household and the Christian Venice around it.
🎭 Dramatic irony Shylock tells Jessica not to look out the window at the masque — the exact opposite of what Launcelet has just told her to do (quietly). The audience watches two sets of instructions land on the same woman at the same time.
LAUNCELET ≋ verse [secretly signaling Jessica to watch]

I will go before, sir.

Mistress, look out at window for all this.

There will come a Christian by

Will be worth a Jewess’ eye.

I'll go ahead, sir. Mistress, look out the window despite all this. A Christian will come by who will be worth seeing for a Jewish woman.

I'm going ahead, sir. But Jessica, look out the window anyway. A Christian fellow is going to come by who'll be worth looking at for you.

i'm going ahead jessica look out the window a christian guy's coming worth ur time

[_Exit Launcelet._]
SHYLOCK [contemptuous of the servant]

What says that fool of Hagar’s offspring, ha?

What did that fool just say?

What was that fool talking about?

what'd that idiot say?

JESSICA [lying smoothly to her father]

His words were “Farewell, mistress,” nothing else.

He said 'Goodbye, mistress,' nothing more.

He just said 'Goodbye, mistress.' That's all.

he said goodbye mistress

SHYLOCK ≋ verse [grudgingly dismissive]

The patch is kind enough, but a huge feeder,

Snail-slow in profit, and he sleeps by day

More than the wild-cat. Drones hive not with me,

Therefore I part with him, and part with him

To one that I would have him help to waste

His borrowed purse. Well, Jessica, go in.

Perhaps I will return immediately:

Do as I bid you, shut doors after you,

“Fast bind, fast find.”

A proverb never stale in thrifty mind.

He's a decent fool, but he eats a lot, produces little profit, and sleeps more than a wildcat. I don't keep lazy workers around, so I'm letting him go to work for someone who will help him waste his borrowed money. Well, Jessica, go inside. I might come back right away. Do as I say—shut the doors after you. 'Lock it up tight, and you'll find it safe.' This saying never gets old for someone who values money.

He's a decent guy, but he's lazy and eats too much. He barely makes any profit and sleeps all day long. I don't keep idle workers, so I'm getting rid of him. Let him go work for that Christian and help him waste his money. Go on inside, Jessica. I might be back soon. Lock the doors behind you, and remember: 'Lock it up, and you'll keep it safe.' That's what smart people live by.

he's decent but eats too much doesn't make profit sleeps all day i don't keep lazy workers i'm letting him go jessica go inside lock the doors fast bind fast find that's how u stay safe

"Fast bind, fast find" A proverb: lock things up securely and you'll find them where you left them. Shylock says it as he's about to lose everything. The irony is brutal.
🎭 Dramatic irony Shylock quotes 'Fast bind, fast find' as he hands Jessica his keys — the woman who is about to unlock his house and take everything. The proverb about security is spoken in the act of handing over the key to insecurity.
[_Exit._]
JESSICA ≋ verse [bittersweet resolve to leave]

Farewell, and if my fortune be not crost,

I have a father, you a daughter, lost.

Goodbye, and if my fortune doesn't go wrong, I have lost a father, and you have lost a daughter.

Goodbye. If everything goes as I hope, you've lost a daughter and I've lost a father.

goodbye if things go right u lose a daughter i lose a father

Why it matters The most devastating couplet in the scene — and possibly in the play's first half. Jessica acknowledges, without flinching, that what she is about to do constitutes a real loss on both sides.
[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

The most complicated scene in the play's comic first half — Shylock is genuinely unpleasant here (dismissive, suspicious, obsessed with his house and money), but he is also, unbeknownst to him, in the last moments before his life collapses. His instruction to Jessica to lock up is immediately subverted by Launcelet's whisper. His confidence in his 'merry bond' will have teeth by the end of the night. Jessica's final couplet — 'I have a father, you a daughter, lost' — is perhaps the most devastating two lines in the early acts.

If this happened today…

A hedge fund manager tells his daughter he's going to a dinner he finds distasteful — his competitor's event — and before leaving reminds her to double-lock the apartment, set the alarm, ignore the noise from the party upstairs. He gives her the house keys. His soon-to-be-ex employee is carrying his coat and when the manager turns away mouths to the daughter: 'Look out the window later.' The manager leaves. The daughter stands in the apartment looking at the keys. Then she starts packing.

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