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The argument Launcelet Gobbo debates himself about running from Shylock's service; is comically reunited with his near-blind father; and successfully petitions Bassanio to take him on, while Gratiano secures his place on the Belmont trip.
Enter Launcelet Gobbo, the clown, alone.
First appearance
LAUNCELET

Launcelet speaks in a stream-of-consciousness comic prose that jumbles logic, malapropisms, and genuine feeling into an irresistible blur. Watch for how he misuses words — 'frutify' for 'certify', 'infection' for 'affection' — always reaching for a grander register than he can sustain.

LAUNCELET [debating with himself—the devil vs conscience]

Certainly my conscience will serve me to run from this Jew my master.

The fiend is at mine elbow and tempts me, saying to me “Gobbo,

Launcelet Gobbo, good Launcelet” or “good Gobbo,” or “good Launcelet

Gobbo, use your legs, take the start, run away.” My conscience says

“No; take heed, honest Launcelet, take heed, honest Gobbo” or, as

aforesaid, “honest Launcelet Gobbo, do not run, scorn running with thy

heels.” Well, the most courageous fiend bids me pack. “Fia!” says the

fiend, “away!” says the fiend. “For the heavens, rouse up a brave

mind,” says the fiend, “and run.” Well, my conscience, hanging about

the neck of my heart, says very wisely to me “My honest friend

Launcelet, being an honest man’s son”—or rather an honest woman’s son,

for indeed my father did something smack, something grow to, he had a

kind of taste;—well, my conscience says “Launcelet, budge not.”

“Budge,” says the fiend. “Budge not,” says my conscience. “Conscience,”

say I, “you counsel well.” “Fiend,” say I, “you counsel well.” To be

ruled by my conscience, I should stay with the Jew my master, who, (God

bless the mark) is a kind of devil; and, to run away from the Jew, I

should be ruled by the fiend, who (saving your reverence) is the devil

himself. Certainly the Jew is the very devil incarnation, and, in my

conscience, my conscience is but a kind of hard conscience, to offer to

counsel me to stay with the Jew. The fiend gives the more friendly

counsel. I will run, fiend, my heels are at your commandment, I will

run.

My conscience certainly will allow me to run from this Jew, my master. The devil is at my elbow and tempts me, saying to me 'Gobbo, Launcelet Gobbo, good Launcelet' or 'good Gobbo,' or 'good Launcelet Gobbo, use your legs, take the start, run away.' My conscience says 'No; take heed, honest Launcelet, take heed, honest Gobbo' or, as before, 'honest Launcelet Gobbo, do not run, do not run.' Well, the most courageous devil urges me to pack up. 'Go!' says the devil, 'away!' says the devil. 'For heaven's sake, raise up a brave mind,' says the devil, 'and run.' Well, my conscience, hanging about my heart's neck, says very wisely to me 'My honest friend Launcelet, being an honest man's son'—or rather an honest woman's son, for indeed my father was somewhat loose, somewhat of loose morals, he had a certain way about him—well, my conscience says 'Launcelet, do not move.' 'Move,' says the devil. 'Do not move,' says my conscience. 'Conscience,' say I, 'you counsel well.' 'Devil,' say I, 'you counsel well.' To be ruled by my conscience, I should stay with the Jew, my master, who (excuse me) is a kind of devil; and, to run from the Jew, I should be ruled by the devil, who (with respect) is the devil himself. Certainly the Jew is the very devil in person, and, in my conscience, my conscience is rather cruel to counsel me to stay with the Jew. The devil gives the friendlier counsel. I will run, devil, my feet are at your command; I will run.

My conscience would probably okay me running away from this Jewish master of mine. There's this demon at my elbow tempting me, saying 'Launcelet, take off, run away.' My conscience keeps saying 'No, stay, be honest, don't run.' The devil's pushing hard—'go, flee, run!' My conscience is nagging me to stay put. Here's the thing though: if I listen to my conscience, I stay with the Jew who's basically a devil. But if I listen to the devil and run away, I'm also following the devil either way. The devil actually sounds friendlier about the whole thing. So I'm running.

conscience says stay with the jewish master. devil says run. but master IS the devil. either way im following the devil. devil sounds nicer lol. im out

"The fiend gives the more friendly counsel" Launcelet's punchline to his own moral debate: the devil is literally giving him better advice than his conscience. Funny on its face — but in a play about people following or ignoring their better instincts, it lands as something more.
Enter Old Gobbo with a basket.
First appearance
GOBBO

Old Gobbo speaks with the comfortable bluntness of the rural poor — honest, affectionate, not very quick. His near-blindness is exploited by his son for comedy but also creates the play's first gentle parody of the Isaac-Jacob blessing scene.

GOBBO [confused, calling out]

Master young man, you, I pray you; which is the way to Master Jew’s?

Excuse me, young man, which way is it to the Jew's house?

Hey there, do you know which way to the Jew's place?

which way to the jew's house?

LAUNCELET [slyly recognizing his blind father]

[_Aside._] O heavens, this is my true-begotten father, who being more

than sand-blind, high-gravel blind, knows me not. I will try confusions

with him.

Oh, this is my real father, who being nearly completely blind, didn't recognize me. I'll try confusing him.

Oh, this is definitely my father, and he's almost completely blind, so he has no idea who I am. I'm going to mess with his head.

yup that's dad blind as a bat idont recognize me im gonna mess w/ him

GOBBO [persistent, a bit confused]

Master young gentleman, I pray you, which is the way to Master Jew’s?

Pardon me, young gentleman, could you direct me to the Jew's house?

Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Jew's place?

how do i get to the jew's house?

LAUNCELET [giving deliberately bad directions]

Turn up on your right hand at the next turning, but at the next turning

of all on your left; marry, at the very next turning, turn of no hand,

but turn down indirectly to the Jew’s house.

Turn right at the next corner, then left at the corner after that. Actually, at the very next corner after that, don't turn at all, but go straight down the way to reach the Jew's house.

Go right at the first corner, left at the next one, and then just keep going down to find the Jew's place.

right then left then just down to the jew's house

GOBBO [bewildered]

Be God’s sonties, ’twill be a hard way to hit. Can you tell me whether

one Launcelet, that dwells with him, dwell with him or no?

By God's mercy, it will be a hard way to hit. Can you tell me whether one Launcelet, who dwells with him, dwells with him or no?

Lord, that's confusing. Listen, do you know if someone named Launcelet works there? The one who lives with the Jew?

that made no sense do you know launcelet works for the jew what about him

LAUNCELET [teasing]

Talk you of young Master Launcelet? [_Aside._] Mark me now, now will I

raise the waters. Talk you of young Master Launcelet?

Do you speak of young Master Launcelet? (Pay attention now—I'm about to stir up some confusion.) Do you speak of young Master Launcelet?

You're asking about young Master Launcelet? (Watch this—I'm about to mess with you.) You mean young Master Launcelet?

young master launcelet? watch this gonna confuse him

GOBBO [proud and honest about his son]

No master, sir, but a poor man’s son, his father, though I say’t, is an

honest exceeding poor man, and, God be thanked, well to live.

No, sir, but a poor man's son—his father, though I say it myself, is an honest, exceeding poor man. But God be thanked, we live well.

No, sir. I'm his father—I'm just a poor man, very poor. But an honest one. And thank God, we manage.

im his father poor but honest we do alright

LAUNCELET ≋ verse [steering back to the subject]

Well, let his father be what he will, we talk of young Master

Launcelet.

But never mind his father—let's talk of young Master Launcelet.

Forget about his father. What about the young man—Launcelet?

never mind me what about launcelet

GOBBO [simple agreement]

Your worship’s friend, and Launcelet, sir.

I'm your worship's friend, and Launcelet's father, sir.

I'm just a humble man here, Launcelet's father, and your friend, sir.

i'm ur friend and launcelet's father

LAUNCELET [using grandiose language inappropriately]

But I pray you, _ergo_, old man, _ergo_, I beseech you, talk you of

young Master Launcelet?

But I pray you, therefore, old man—therefore, I beseech you—do you speak of young Master Launcelet?

But I'm asking you—therefore—old man—do you know about young Master Launcelet?

so tell me about launcelet

GOBBO [simple confirmation]

Of Launcelet, an’t please your mastership.

Of Launcelet, if it pleases your mastership.

About Launcelet, if you like.

about launcelet yes

LAUNCELET [announcing bad news in grandiose language]

_Ergo_, Master Launcelet. Talk not of Master Launcelet, father, for the

young gentleman, according to Fates and Destinies, and such odd

sayings, the Sisters Three and such branches of learning, is indeed

deceased, or, as you would say in plain terms, gone to heaven.

Therefore, Master Launcelet. But do not speak of Master Launcelet, father, because the young gentleman, according to the Fates and Destinies and such odd sayings—the Sisters Three and such branches of learning—is indeed deceased.

So—Master Launcelet. But don't talk about Master Launcelet, father, because according to fate and destiny and all that—the Three Fates and all—the young gentleman is dead.

so launcelet according to destiny according to fate he's dead imsorry

GOBBO [heartbroken]

Marry, God forbid! The boy was the very staff of my age, my very prop.

By Mary, God forbid! The boy was the very staff of my old age, my very prop.

No! God forbid! That boy was my whole life—my support, my reason to live.

no no he was everything to me he was my whole reason to keep living

LAUNCELET [playfully teasing before revealing himself]

[_Aside._] Do I look like a cudgel or a hovel-post, a staff or a prop?

Do you know me, father?

Do I look like a walking stick or a hut post, a support or a prop? Do you know who I am, father?

Do I look like some kind of crutch or wooden post that props you up? Do you even recognize me, Dad?

i look like a staff? or a stick? do u know me

GOBBO [blind and grieving]

Alack the day! I know you not, young gentleman, but I pray you tell me,

is my boy, God rest his soul, alive or dead?

Oh no! I don't know you, young gentleman, but please tell me—is my son still alive, or is he dead?

I don't know who you are, young man, but please—is my son alive or dead?

idk u but is my son alive or dead?

LAUNCELET [insistent]

Do you not know me, father?

Father, you don't recognize me?

Dad, don't you know who I am?

dad u don't know me?

GOBBO [apologetic for his blindness]

Alack, sir, I am sand-blind, I know you not.

I'm sorry, sir, but I have very poor vision, so I can't recognize you.

I'm nearly blind, so I don't recognize you.

i'm almost blind i can't see u

LAUNCELET [teasing turning to tenderness]

Nay, indeed, if you had your eyes, you might fail of the knowing me: it

is a wise father that knows his own child. Well, old man, I will tell

you news of your son. Give me your blessing, truth will come to light,

murder cannot be hid long, a man’s son may, but in the end truth will

out.

Well, honestly, even if your eyes were working, you still might not recognize me—it takes wisdom to know your own child. Listen, old man, I have news about your son. Give me your blessing, I beg you. The truth has a way of coming out. You cannot hide murder for long. A son might vanish, but eventually the truth always reveals itself.

Well, even if you had your sight, you might still not recognize me—it takes a wise father to know his own son. Listen, old man, I have news about your son. Give me your blessing now; the truth will come out eventually, murder can't stay hidden forever, a man's son might vanish, but in the end the truth always comes to light.

even w eyesight u might not know me it takes a wise father to know his son i have news of ur son truth always comes to light eventually

"it is a wise father that knows his own child" A reversal of the proverbial 'it is a wise child that knows its own father' — Launcelet turns the proverb inside out, which is exactly what he's been doing to his father this whole scene.
GOBBO [doubtful, standing up]

Pray you, sir, stand up, I am sure you are not Launcelet my boy.

Please stand up, sir. I'm certain you're not my boy Launcelet.

Stand up, please. You can't be my son Launcelet.

stand up u ain't my son launcelet

LAUNCELET [dropping the joke, asking for blessing]

Pray you, let’s have no more fooling about it, but give me your

blessing. I am Launcelet, your boy that was, your son that is, your

child that shall be.

Please, stop playing around with this. Give me your blessing. I am Launcelet, your boy of the past, your son of the present, your child of the future.

Come on, stop teasing me. Give me your blessing. I'm Launcelet, your son, now and always.

stop messing around bless me i'm launcelet ur son

GOBBO [still skeptical]

I cannot think you are my son.

I can't believe you're my son.

There's no way you could be my boy.

i can't believe ur my son

LAUNCELET [proving his identity]

I know not what I shall think of that; but I am Launcelet, the Jew’s

man, and I am sure Margery your wife is my mother.

I'm not sure what to make of your doubts, but I am Launcelet, who works for the Jew, and I know for certain that Margery, your wife, is my mother.

Well, I don't know what else to tell you, but I'm Launcelet, the Jew's servant, and I know your wife Margery is my mother.

i'm launcelet the jew's servant and margery is my mom

GOBBO [recognition and shock at physical change]

Her name is Margery, indeed. I’ll be sworn if thou be Launcelet, thou

art mine own flesh and blood. Lord worshipped might he be, what a beard

hast thou got! Thou hast got more hair on thy chin than Dobbin my

fill-horse has on his tail.

Her name is Margery, indeed. I'll swear that if you are Launcelet, you are indeed my own flesh and blood. Lord be praised, what a beard you have got! You have more hair on your chin than Dobbin my horse has on his tail.

Yes, Margery is her name. By God, if you're really Launcelet, then you're definitely mine. Lord bless—what happened to your beard! You've got more whiskers than my horse Dobbin has hair on his tail.

margery yes if youre launcelet youre mine what happened to your face more hair than the horse

LAUNCELET [quick wit]

It should seem, then, that Dobbin’s tail grows backward. I am sure he

had more hair on his tail than I have on my face when I last saw him.

So it would seem that Dobbin's tail grows backward, then. I'm certain that when I last saw him, that horse had more hair on his tail than I have on my face now.

So your horse's tail grows the other way, then? The last time I saw Dobbin, he definitely had more hair on his tail than I have on my face.

so dobbin's tail grows backwards? he had way more hair when i last saw him

GOBBO [amazed at change, asking about his situation]

Lord, how art thou changed! How dost thou and thy master agree? I have

brought him a present. How ’gree you now?

Lord, how you have changed! How do you and your master agree? I have brought him a present. How do you get along now?

My God, you've changed so much! How's it going with your master? I brought him a gift. You two getting along okay?

youve changed so much how is your master i brought him a present you two ok

LAUNCELET [angry, ready to break with Shylock]

Well, well. But for mine own part, as I have set up my rest to run

away, so I will not rest till I have run some ground. My master’s a

very Jew. Give him a present! Give him a halter. I am famished in his

service. You may tell every finger I have with my ribs. Father, I am

glad you are come, give me your present to one Master Bassanio, who

indeed gives rare new liveries. If I serve not him, I will run as far

as God has any ground. O rare fortune, here comes the man! To him,

father; for I am a Jew, if I serve the Jew any longer.

Well, well. But as far as I'm concerned, I've made up my mind to run away, and I won't rest until I've gotten some distance. My master is extremely harsh. Give him a present? Give him a rope instead. I'm starving in his service; you could count every rib on me. Father, I'm glad you've come; give your present to Master Bassanio, who really does give fine new uniforms to his servants. If I'm not serving him, I'll run as far as there is ground. Oh, wonderful fortune—here comes the man! To him, father; I swear, if I serve the Jew any longer I'll despair.

All right, well, I've decided I'm running away, and I'm not stopping until I've put some distance behind me. My boss is incredibly harsh. Give him a gift? Give him a rope. I'm literally starving in his service—you could count my ribs. Dad, I'm glad you're here; give your gift to Master Bassanio instead, he's the one who gives good new uniforms to his servants. I'm going to serve him or I'll run away. Oh look, perfect timing—here he comes! Go to him, father; honestly, I can't serve that Jew any longer.

i'm running away my master is so harsh starving in his service dad give ur gift to bassanio he gives good uniforms here comes bassanio! go to him dad

Enter Bassanio with Leonardo and a follower or two.
BASSANIO [giving orders to servant]

You may do so, but let it be so hasted that supper be ready at the

farthest by five of the clock. See these letters delivered, put the

liveries to making, and desire Gratiano to come anon to my lodging.

You may do so, but make sure supper is ready by five o'clock at the latest. See these letters delivered, have the liveries made, and tell Gratiano to come soon to my lodging.

Go ahead. But make sure supper's ready by five. Deliver these letters, get the uniforms made, and tell Gratiano to come to my place soon.

deliver these get the outfits made supper by five tell gratiano to come

[_Exit a Servant._]
LAUNCELET [indicating where to go]

To him, father.

To him, father.

Go talk to him, father.

go to him

GOBBO [blessing, humble]

God bless your worship!

May God bless you, sir!

Bless you, sir!

bless u sir

BASSANIO [polite acknowledgment]

Gramercy, wouldst thou aught with me?

Thank you. Would you have anything to ask of me?

Thanks. What can I do for you?

thank you what do you need

GOBBO [introducing his son]

Here’s my son, sir, a poor boy.

Let me present my son to you, sir. He's a poor boy.

This is my son, sir. He doesn't have much.

here's my son he's poor

LAUNCELET [correcting his father, explaining his offer]

Not a poor boy, sir, but the rich Jew’s man, that would, sir, as my

father shall specify.

Not a poor boy, sir, but the rich Jew's servant—that is, sir, as my father shall explain.

Not exactly a poor boy, sir—I work for the rich Jew. That is, I'm leaving to work for someone else, as my father will explain.

not poor i work for the jew well i did my father will explain

GOBBO [malapropism—'infection' for 'affection']

He hath a great infection, sir, as one would say, to serve.

He has a great infection, sir, as one might say, to serve you.

He's got a real passion to work for you, sir, as they say.

hes eager to serve you

LAUNCELET [getting to the point]

Indeed the short and the long is, I serve the Jew, and have a desire,

as my father shall specify.

In short, I serve the Jew, and I have a desire, as my father shall explain.

Basically, I work for the Jew, and I have a request—my father will tell you about it.

i work for the jew and i want something my fathers explaining

GOBBO [understated—barely holding back criticism]

His master and he (saving your worship’s reverence) are scarce

cater-cousins.

His master and he—if I may say so—are barely even friends.

His master and him—begging your pardon—they're hardly friends at all.

they barely get along if im honest

LAUNCELET [tangling his words while explaining]

To be brief, the very truth is that the Jew, having done me wrong, doth

cause me, as my father, being I hope an old man, shall frutify unto

you.

To be brief, the truth is that the Jew, having wronged me, makes it so that I—well, as my father, being an old man, shall explain to you.

Bottom line: the Jew did me wrong, which is why I'm here. My father, being older and wiser, can explain it better than I can.

the jew wronged me so im here my father can explain better

GOBBO [offering a gift, shy about his request]

I have here a dish of doves that I would bestow upon your worship, and

my suit is—

I have here a dish of doves that I would like to give to your worship, and my request is—

I brought you a present, sir—a dish of doves. And I'm here to ask—

i brought you doves and i want to ask

LAUNCELET [tangling the explanation]

In very brief, the suit is impertinent to myself, as your worship shall

know by this honest old man, and though I say it, though old man, yet

poor man, my father.

In short, the request is not important to explain myself, as your worship shall understand from this honest old man. And though I say it—though he's old, he's still my father, and he's poor.

Actually, I don't need to explain it myself—this honest old man will tell you. Even though he's poor and getting old, he's still my father and he's good.

he'll explain hes honest hes old and poor but hes my dad

BASSANIO [cutting through confusion]

One speak for both. What would you?

One of you speak for both. What do you want?

One of you speak. What are you asking for?

just tell me what do you want

LAUNCELET [simple and direct]

Serve you, sir.

To serve you, sir.

To work for you, sir.

to work for you

GOBBO [understating his objection]

That is the very defect of the matter, sir.

That is exactly the problem, sir.

That's the real issue, sir.

thats the problem

BASSANIO ≋ verse [pleased, immediate acceptance]

I know thee well; thou hast obtain’d thy suit.

Shylock thy master spoke with me this day,

And hath preferr’d thee, if it be preferment

To leave a rich Jew’s service to become

The follower of so poor a gentleman.

I know you well. You have obtained your request. Shylock, your master, spoke to me today and has promoted you—if this can be called a promotion—to be in my service.

I know who you are. You've got what you want. Your master Shylock actually asked me today to take you on. So you're hired.

i know you you got the job shylock asked me to take you so done

LAUNCELET [clever, finding a middle ground]

The old proverb is very well parted between my master Shylock and you,

sir: you have “the grace of God”, sir, and he hath “enough”.

The old saying works perfectly between my master Shylock and you, sir: you have 'God's grace,' sir, and he has 'enough.'

You know that old saying—it fits you and Shylock perfectly. You've got 'God's grace,' and he's got 'enough money.'

the saying fits you have gods grace he has enough

"you have "the grace of God", sir, and he hath "enough"" The proverb is 'grace of God is enough' — Launcelet splits it to give Bassanio the grace and Shylock the money, suggesting Shylock has wealth but no divine favour, while Bassanio has favour but no wealth.
BASSANIO ≋ verse [approving, giving orders]

Thou speak’st it well. Go, father, with thy son.

Take leave of thy old master, and inquire

My lodging out. [_To a Servant._] Give him a livery

More guarded than his fellows’; see it done.

You speak well. Go, father, with your son. Leave your old master and find out where my lodging is. I'll give him a uniform and the rest.

Good point. Go on, father, take your son. Leave Shylock and find out where I'm staying. I'll give him a uniform and everything he needs.

well said go with your son find my place ill give him everything

LAUNCELET [excited about new start, checking his palm]

Father, in. I cannot get a service, no! I have ne’er a tongue in my

head! [_Looking on his palm._] Well, if any man in Italy have a fairer

table which doth offer to swear upon a book, I shall have good fortune;

go to, here’s a simple line of life. Here’s a small trifle of wives,

alas, fifteen wives is nothing; eleven widows and nine maids is a

simple coming-in for one man. And then to scape drowning thrice, and to

be in peril of my life with the edge of a feather-bed; here are simple

’scapes. Well, if Fortune be a woman, she’s a good wench for this gear.

Father, come; I’ll take my leave of the Jew in the twinkling.

Father, come along. I can't find a job, no! I never can speak up! Well, if any man in Italy has a fairer palm line, which offers to swear on a book, I shall have good fortune; go on, here's a simple line of life. Here's a small collection of wives—oh, fifteen wives is nothing; eleven widows and nine unmarried women is simple income for one man. And then to escape drowning three times, and to be in danger of my life with the edge of a feather bed; here are simple escapes. Well, if Fortune is a woman, she's a good woman for this business. Father, come; I'll take my leave of the Jew in a moment.

Father, let's go in. I can't find a job—I just can't speak up for myself! Well, my palm says I'll have great luck. Look at this life line. Fifteen wives? Nothing. Add eleven widows and nine single women as an income stream—that's modest for one guy. I escape drowning three times, barely survive getting hurt by a feather bed—basic stuff. Fortune likes me. Father, come on; I'm quitting the Jew right now.

cant get a job. my palm says ill have 15 wives 11 widows 9 singles. escape drowning 3 times. fortune likes me. quitting the jew now

[_Exeunt Launcelet and Old Gobbo._]
BASSANIO ≋ verse [giving careful instructions]

I pray thee, good Leonardo, think on this.

These things being bought and orderly bestow’d,

Return in haste, for I do feast tonight

My best esteem’d acquaintance; hie thee, go.

I ask you, Leonardo, pay attention to this. Once these things are bought and properly arranged, come back quickly. I'm having a feast tonight, and I want you back as soon as possible.

Leonardo, listen carefully. Once everything's bought and packed, come straight back. I'm having a party tonight and I need you here.

pay attention buy stuff pack it come back fast i have dinner tonight

LEONARDO [promising obedience]

My best endeavours shall be done herein.

I will do my best to get this done.

I'll do my best, sir.

ill do my best

Enter Gratiano.
GRATIANO [calling out]

Where’s your master?

Where's your master?

Where's Bassanio?

where is he

LEONARDO [pointing]

Yonder, sir, he walks.

Over there, sir—he's walking.

Right there, sir.

right there

[_Exit._]
GRATIANO [cheerfully shouting]

Signior Bassanio!

Signior Bassanio!

Bassanio!

yo bassanio

BASSANIO [friendly greeting]

Gratiano!

Gratiano!

Gratiano!

gratiano

GRATIANO [with a request]

I have suit to you.

I have a request for you.

I've got to ask you something.

i need something

BASSANIO [immediate consent]

You have obtain’d it.

You already have what you're asking for.

You've got it.

done

GRATIANO [making his demand]

You must not deny me, I must go with you to Belmont.

You can't deny me—I must come with you to Belmont.

I'm coming to Belmont with you. You don't have a choice.

im going to belmont with you non negotiable

BASSANIO ≋ verse [agreeing but warning about behavior]

Why, then you must. But hear thee, Gratiano,

Thou art too wild, too rude, and bold of voice,

Parts that become thee happily enough,

And in such eyes as ours appear not faults;

But where thou art not known, why there they show

Something too liberal. Pray thee, take pain

To allay with some cold drops of modesty

Thy skipping spirit, lest through thy wild behaviour

I be misconst’red in the place I go to,

And lose my hopes.

Then you must. But listen, Gratiano, I need to say something. You're too wild, too rude, too loud and bold in your speech. These things suit you well enough at home, but when we get to Belmont, Portia's a fine lady—you'll want to be more restrained. Can you do that?

Fine, you can come. But Gratiano, I need to be straight with you. You're too wild, too crude, too loud. That's funny here, but Portia is refined. She's not going to find it charming. You need to tone it down. Can you do that?

ok you can come but you gotta chill youre too wild too loud portia wont like it

GRATIANO ≋ verse [promising reformation]

Signior Bassanio, hear me.

If I do not put on a sober habit,

Talk with respect, and swear but now and then,

Wear prayer-books in my pocket, look demurely,

Nay more, while grace is saying, hood mine eyes

Thus with my hat, and sigh, and say “amen”;

Use all the observance of civility

Like one well studied in a sad ostent

To please his grandam, never trust me more.

Bassanio, listen to me. If I don't dress in sober clothes, speak with respect, and swear only occasionally, then judge me however you like. But I'll be as grave as a judge, as sober as a church. You'll barely recognize me.

Bassanio, listen. I'm telling you right now—I'll put on nice clothes, I'll speak properly, I'll barely swear at all. I'll be so serious you won't even recognize me. I promise.

i promise im going to be serious im going to be boring you wont recognize me

BASSANIO [skeptical but willing to test]

Well, we shall see your bearing.

Well, we'll see how you behave.

I guess we'll find out.

we'll see

GRATIANO ≋ verse [negotiating]

Nay, but I bar tonight, you shall not gauge me

By what we do tonight.

But I exclude tonight—do not judge me by what we do tonight.

But not tonight, don't judge me by how I act tonight.

dont judge me tonight

BASSANIO ≋ verse [rescinding the warning]

No, that were pity.

I would entreat you rather to put on

Your boldest suit of mirth, for we have friends

That purpose merriment. But fare you well,

I have some business.

No, that would be a shame. I would rather ask you to put on your boldest show of good spirits, for we have friends who plan to have a good time. But goodbye, I have some business to attend to.

No, that would be a waste. I'd rather you be as fun and lively as possible—we've got friends coming who want to have a good time. But I have to go take care of something.

nah be as fun as you want. we want a good time. gotta handle something

GRATIANO ≋ verse [making his exit]

And I must to Lorenzo and the rest,

But we will visit you at supper-time.

And I need to go to Lorenzo and the others now. But we'll see you at supper.

I've got to go find Lorenzo and the guys. See you at dinner.

gotta go find lorenzo see you at dinner

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

Pure comedy between the plot's serious scenes — but Launcelet's internal debate about conscience and the devil has real resonance in a play about moral choices. His 'the fiend gives the more friendly counsel' is both funny and pointed. The scene also lets us see Bassanio in generous patron mode, which matters: he treats Launcelet and old Gobbo with warmth, which creates a positive impression just before the Belmont trip.

If this happened today…

A doorman at a famously difficult hedge fund boss's apartment building — underpaid, underappreciated, never thanked — overhears that a more chill tech billionaire is looking for staff. He's standing outside debating the pros and cons of quitting, arguing with himself, when his nearly blind father walks up asking for directions to the building. He pretends to be a stranger, tells his father he's dead, then drops the joke and asks for his dad's blessing. Then the tech billionaire actually walks by, the doorman pitches himself, and it works. His friend shows up wanting to come to the California retreat too.

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