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Act 2, Scene 4 — Another part of the same street, before the house of Brutus.
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The argument Portia waits outside her house, barely holding herself together, sending Lucius to the Capitol with no clear errand, then encounters the Soothsayer who is also going to warn Caesar — and she nearly breaks.
Enter Portia and Lucius.
PORTIA ≋ verse [anxious, hurrying the boy off]

I pr’ythee, boy, run to the Senate-house;

Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone.

Why dost thou stay?

I'm asking you, boy, run to the Senate building. Don't waste time answering me—just go. Why are you still here?

Boy, run to the Senate-house right now. Don't stand there talking to me—just go! Why are you still here?

go to the senate now don't talk just go why are you still here

LUCIUS [confused, asking for instructions]

To know my errand, madam.

To find out what my task is, madam.

I'm waiting to hear what you want me to do, madam.

what do you want me to do

PORTIA ≋ verse [anxiously urging him to hurry]

I would have had thee there and here again,

Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.

I wish you could be there and back here again before I can even explain what you need to do.

I wish you were already there and back before I even finish telling you what to do.

just go i'll figure out what to say

PORTIA ≋ verse [struggling to hide her anxious fear]

[_Aside._] O constancy, be strong upon my side,

Set a huge mountain ’tween my heart and tongue!

I have a man’s mind, but a woman’s might.

How hard it is for women to keep counsel!

Art thou here yet?

Oh, constancy, be strong upon my side, put a huge mountain between my heart and my tongue! I have a man's mind, but a woman's physical weakness. How hard it is for women to keep secrets! Are you still here?

Oh, please keep me strong—put a mountain between what I feel and what I say! I've got the brains of a man but the body of a woman. Why is it so hard for women to keep quiet? You're still here?

constancy help me. put a mountain between my heart and mouth. im smart but weak. why do women talk so much. ur still here?

LUCIUS ≋ verse [confused, seeking clear instructions]

Madam, what should I do?

Run to the Capitol, and nothing else?

And so return to you, and nothing else?

Madam, what should I do? Run to the Capitol and that's it? And then come back to you and that's all?

Wait, so you just want me to run to the Capitol and then come back? That's it?

so just run there and come back? that's it?

PORTIA ≋ verse [anxiously listing what to watch for]

Yes, bring me word, boy, if thy lord look well,

For he went sickly forth: and take good note

What Caesar doth, what suitors press to him.

Hark, boy, what noise is that?

Yes, bring me word, boy, about whether your master looks healthy, because he went out sick. Pay close attention to what Caesar does and who's pressing to speak with him. Wait, boy, what noise is that?

Yes, that's right—let me know if my husband looks okay, because he left here not feeling well. Watch what Caesar does and who's trying to get close to him. Wait, do you hear that noise?

tell me if my husband looks ok he was sick when he left watch caesar see who's around him what's that noise?

LUCIUS [plainly reporting he hears nothing]

I hear none, madam.

I don't hear anything, madam.

Sorry, I don't hear it.

nothing

PORTIA ≋ verse [straining to hear a distant commotion]

Pr’ythee, listen well.

I heard a bustling rumour, like a fray,

And the wind brings it from the Capitol.

Please, listen carefully. I heard a commotion, like a fight, and the wind is bringing the sound from the Capitol.

Please listen carefully. I heard some kind of commotion, like a fight, coming from the direction of the Capitol on the wind.

listen i heard something like fighting from the capitol

🎭 Dramatic irony Portia says she heard 'a bustling rumour, like a fray' from the Capitol. The assassination hasn't happened yet — Caesar hasn't even arrived. She is hearing her own dread projected onto the morning air, and the audience knows it.
LUCIUS [reassuring her, still hearing nothing]

Sooth, madam, I hear nothing.

Truly, madam, I don't hear anything.

I really don't hear anything, madam.

i don't hear it

Enter the Soothsayer.
PORTIA ≋ verse [urgently questioning a passing stranger]

Come hither, fellow:

Which way hast thou been?

Come here, fellow. Where have you been?

Come here. Where are you coming from?

hey where've you been?

SOOTHSAYER [plainly answering her question]

At mine own house, good lady.

At my own house, good lady.

I've been at home, lady.

home

PORTIA [distracted, anxious small talk]

What is’t o’clock?

What time is it?

What time is it?

what time is it

SOOTHSAYER [matter-of-fact about the hour]

About the ninth hour, lady.

About nine o'clock, lady.

It's about nine in the morning.

9am

PORTIA [anxiously tracking Caesar's movements]

Is Caesar yet gone to the Capitol?

Has Caesar already gone to the Capitol?

Has Caesar left for the Capitol yet?

caesar gone to capitol yet?

SOOTHSAYER ≋ verse [grimly intent on reaching Caesar]

Madam, not yet. I go to take my stand,

To see him pass on to the Capitol.

No, madam, not yet. I'm going to find a place to stand where I can see him go to the Capitol.

Not yet, madam. I'm going to find a good spot where I can watch him head to the Capitol.

not yet i'm going to wait and watch him go

PORTIA [probing him for his purpose]

Thou hast some suit to Caesar, hast thou not?

You have a petition or request for Caesar, don't you?

You're trying to get Caesar to do something for you, aren't you?

you want something from caesar right?

SOOTHSAYER ≋ verse [earnestly hoping Caesar will listen]

That I have, lady, if it will please Caesar

To be so good to Caesar as to hear me,

I shall beseech him to befriend himself.

I do, lady, if Caesar will be kind enough to listen to me, I will beg him to help himself.

I do, lady. If Caesar will just listen to me for a moment, I need to beg him to take care of himself.

yeah i do if he'll listen i want to beg him to save himself

"if it will please Caesar / To be so good to Caesar as to hear me" The Soothsayer is asking Caesar to do something for Caesar's own sake — not for Rome, not for principle, but for simple self-preservation. It's the same core message as Artemidorus's letter. Two different people have independently arrived at the same warning, through completely different paths.
PORTIA [alarmed, asking directly about danger]

Why, know’st thou any harm’s intended towards him?

Do you know of any harm that's planned against him?

Do you know something? Is someone planning to hurt Caesar?

is something bad going to happen to him?

SOOTHSAYER ≋ verse [foreboding, wary of the crush of crowds]

None that I know will be, much that I fear may chance.

Good morrow to you. Here the street is narrow.

The throng that follows Caesar at the heels,

Of Senators, of Praetors, common suitors,

Will crowd a feeble man almost to death:

I’ll get me to a place more void, and there

Speak to great Caesar as he comes along.

Nothing that I know will definitely happen, but much that I fear might occur. Good morning to you. The street is narrow here. The crowd that follows Caesar—senators, judges, and people asking favors—will crush a weak man almost to death. I'll go find a more open place and speak to Caesar as he comes by.

I don't know of anything specific, but I'm afraid many things could go wrong. Goodbye. This street is too narrow anyway. The mob of senators and judges and people wanting favors that follows Caesar will literally crush a fragile person to death. I need to find a better spot where I can catch Caesar as he goes by.

nothing i know for sure but i'm scared this street's too narrow too many people after caesar i gotta find a better spot

[_Exit._]
PORTIA [faint, forcing herself to go in]

I must go in.

I must go inside.

I need to go back inside.

i'm going in

PORTIA ≋ verse [fainting with worry for Brutus]

[_Aside._] Ay me, how weak a thing

The heart of woman is! O Brutus,

The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise!

Sure, the boy heard me. Brutus hath a suit

That Caesar will not grant. O, I grow faint.

Run, Lucius, and commend me to my lord;

Say I am merry; come to me again,

And bring me word what he doth say to thee.

Oh, how weak the heart of a woman is! Oh, Brutus, may the heavens help you in your enterprise! Surely, the boy heard me. Brutus has a request that Caesar won't grant. Oh, I grow faint. Run, Lucius, and tell my husband I'm in good spirits; come back to me again, and bring me word what he says to you.

God, why am I so weak? Brutus, I hope heaven helps you with what you're planning! That boy definitely heard me. Brutus wants something from Caesar that he won't give. I'm getting dizzy. Run, Lucius, and tell my husband I'm happy; come back and tell me what he says.

why am i so weak. brutus i hope this works. that kid heard me. he wants something from caesar. im scared. go tell my husband im fine. come back w his answer.

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

Portia knows. She knows enough to be terrified, and she knows she can't act, and she knows she can't say anything without betraying Brutus. The scene is a portrait of someone trying to hold a secret while being destroyed by it — barely succeeding at the surface and coming apart underneath. The Soothsayer's calm amplifies her dread. He has a warning, but he fears it may not arrive in time. Neither of them can do anything that matters.

If this happened today…

You know your partner is about to do something that will ruin both of your lives — you've pieced it together, you can't un-know it. You watch them leave for work. You pick up your phone and type and delete the same message fifteen times. You know you can't call anyone. You try to think of an excuse to make them turn around. You can't find one. You send a text saying you're having a great morning.

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