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Act 4, Scene 1 — Wales. Near the cave of Belarius.
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The argument Cloten, wearing Posthumus's stolen clothes, arrives alone near the Welsh cave where he plans to murder Posthumus and assault Imogen.
Enter Cloten alone.
CLOTEN affection

I am near to th’ place where they should meet, if Pisanio have mapp’d

it truly. How fit his garments serve me! Why should his mistress, who

was made by him that made the tailor, not be fit too? The rather,

saving reverence of the word, for ’tis said a woman’s fitness comes by

fits. Therein I must play the workman. I dare speak it to myself, for

it is not vain-glory for a man and his glass to confer in his own

chamber; I mean, the lines of my body are as well drawn as his; no less

young, more strong, not beneath him in fortunes, beyond him in the

advantage of the time, above him in birth, alike conversant in general

services, and more remarkable in single oppositions. Yet this

imperceiverant thing loves him in my despite. What mortality is!

Posthumus, thy head, which now is growing upon thy shoulders, shall

within this hour be off; thy mistress enforced; thy garments cut to

pieces before her face; and all this done, spurn her home to her

father, who may, haply, be a little angry for my so rough usage; but my

mother, having power of his testiness, shall turn all into my

commendations. My horse is tied up safe. Out, sword, and to a sore

purpose! Fortune, put them into my hand. This is the very description

of their meeting-place; and the fellow dares not deceive me.

I am near to th’ place where they should meet, if Pisanio have mapp’d it truly. How fit his garments serve me! Why should his mistress, who was made by him that made the tailor, not be fit too? The rather, saving reverence of the word, for ’tis said a woman’s fitness comes by fits. Therein I must pl

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i am near to th’ place where they should meet, if

"a woman's fitness comes by fits" A double pun: 'fit' as in suited/appropriate, and 'fit' as in sexual readiness. 'Fits' as in paroxysms. Cloten manages to be both stupid and obscene in the same breath.
"imperceiverant thing" Cloten's malapropism — he means 'imperceptive' (unable to perceive properly). The word is his own invention, which is itself a demonstration of exactly what he's accusing Imogen of: not seeing clearly.
"Lud's Town" London — named for the legendary King Lud who supposedly founded it. Shakespeare uses both names interchangeably in his Roman British plays.
Why it matters This is the last time we see Cloten alive, and Shakespeare gives him a soliloquy that is a masterclass in grotesque comedy — a villain so obtuse he telegraphs his own doom. His plan to wear Posthumus's clothes is the play's clothes-as-identity theme at its most literal and most perverse.
↩ Callback to 3-5 In 3-5, Cloten forced Pisanio to give him Posthumus's clothes and the letter directing him to Milford Haven — this scene is the direct result of that coercion.
🎭 Dramatic irony Cloten believes the clothes make the man — but Imogen has already said that the meanest garment of Posthumus is worth more than Cloten. When she sees a headless body in those same clothes, she will believe it IS Posthumus. The clothes that Cloten thinks will win her are what will break her.
[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

This is a brief, ugly scene — a villain's soliloquy without a shred of self-awareness. Cloten has dressed himself in Posthumus's clothes, convinced that wearing the right costume will make him the right man. His reasoning is staggeringly literal: if the tailor made the clothes, and Imogen was made by the same God who made the tailor, she must find him fit too. The audience knows Imogen hasn't been near this cave yet, and that the body count is about to shift unexpectedly. We leave the scene with a dangerous fool about to meet people much sharper than he is.

If this happened today…

Imagine a trust-fund bro who has convinced himself that wearing a rival's designer outfit, copying his LinkedIn profile, and showing up at his ex-girlfriend's Airbnb will somehow make her love him. He's rehearsed a whole speech about why he's objectively better on paper — better salary, better birth, better gym stats — and genuinely cannot process why she'd prefer someone with nothing but character. He's Googled the address. He's got a plan. The plan is horrible. He's about to drive to the mountains.

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