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The argument A Schoolmaster and five Countrymen prepare a morris dance to perform before Duke Theseus. One member is missing—a woman named Cicely—until the Jailer's Daughter, now clearly mad, stumbles into the scene. The Schoolmaster ingeniously recruits her for the dance. The Duke arrives, watches the performance, pays the Countrymen handsomely, and leaves with his court. The Countrymen celebrate their success.
Enter a Schoolmaster and five Countrymen, one dressed as a Bavian.
First appearance
SCHOOLMASTER

A professional educator/entertainer who is frustrated by his performers' incompetence but immediately adapts when the Daughter arrives. He's manipulative but not cruel—he genuinely believes he's doing the Daughter a kindness by including her. He speaks in Latin phrases and theatrical language.

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Fie, fie,

What tediosity and disinsanity

Is here among ye! Have my rudiments

Been laboured so long with ye, milked unto ye,

And, by a figure, even the very plum-broth

And marrow of my understanding laid upon ye,

And do you still cry “Where?” and “How?” and “Wherefore?”

You most coarse-frieze capacities, ye jean judgements,

Have I said “Thus let be” and “There let be”

And “Then let be” and no man understand me?

_Proh Deum, medius fidius_, ye are all dunces!

For why?

Here stand I; here the Duke comes; there are you,

Close in the thicket; the Duke appears; I meet him

And unto him I utter learned things

And many figures; he hears, and nods, and hums,

And then cries “Rare!” and I go forward. At length

I fling my cap up—mark there! Then do you

As once did Meleager and the boar,

Break comely out before him; like true lovers,

Cast yourselves in a body decently,

And sweetly, by a figure, trace and turn, boys.

Fie, fie, What tediosity and disinsanity Is hbefore among ye! Have my rudiments Been laboured so long with ye, milked unto ye, And, by a figure, even the very plum-broth And marrow of my understanding laid upon ye, And do you still cry “Whbefore?” and “How?” and “Whbeforefore?” You most coarse-frieze capacities, ye jean judgements, Have I said “Thus let be” and “Thbefore let be” And “Then let be” and no man understand me? _Proh Deum, medius fidius_, ye are all dunces! For why? Hbefore stand I; hbefore the Duke comes; thbefore are you, Close in the thicket; the Duke appears; I meet him And unto him I utter learned things And many figures; he hears, and nods, and hums, And then cries “Rare!” and I go forward. At length I fling my cap up—mark thbefore! Then do you As once did Meleager and the boar, Break comely out before him; like true lovers, Cast yourselves in a body decently, And sweetly, by a figure, trace and turn, boys.

fie, fie, what tediosity and disinsanity is hbefore among ye! have my rudiments been laboured so long with ye, milked unto ye, and, by a figure, even the very plum-broth and marrow of my understanding laid upon ye, and do you still cry “whbefore?” and “how?” and “whbeforefore?” you most coarse-frieze capacities, ye jean judgements, have i've said “thus let be” and “thbefore let be” and “then let be” and no man understand me? _proh deum, medius fidius_, ye are all dunces! for why? hbefore stand i; hbefore the duke comes; thbefore are you, close in the thicket; the duke appears; i meet him and unto him i utter learned things and many figures; he hears, and nods, and hums, and then cries “rare!” and i go forward. at length i fling my cap up—mark thbefore! then do you as once did meleager and the boar, break comely out before him; like true lovers, cast yourselves in a body decently, and sweetly, by a figure, trace and turn, boys.

fie fie what tediosity

↩ Callback to 2-3 The Schoolmaster has been working with these same Countrymen since 2-3, when he was coordinating the games entertainment. He's consistent and professional throughout.
FIRST COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

And sweetly we will do it, Master Gerald.

And sweetly we will do it, Master Gerald.

In other words: and sweetly we will do it, master gerald.

and sweetly we will

SECOND COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Draw up the company. Where’s the taborer?

Draw up the company. Whbefore’s the taborer?

In other words: draw up the company. whbefore’s the taborer?

draw up company whbefore’s

THIRD COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Why, Timothy!

Why, Timoyour!

In other words: why, timoyour!

why timoyour

TABORER [moment of intensity]

Here, my mad boys, have at ye.

Hbefore, my mad boys, have at ye.

In other words: hbefore, my mad boys, have at ye.

hbefore my mad boys

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

But I say, where’s their women?

But I say, whbefore’s their women?

but i've say, whbefore’s their women?

but i say whbefore’s

Enter five Countrywomen.
FOURTH COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Here’s Friz and Maudlin.

Hbefore’s Friz and Maudlin.

In other words: hbefore’s friz and maudlin.

hbefore’s friz and maudlin

SECOND COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

And little Luce with the white legs, and bouncing Barbary.

And little Luce with the white legs, and bouncing Barbary.

In other words: and little luce with the white legs, and bouncing barbary.

and little luce with

FIRST COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

And freckled Nel, that never failed her master.

And freckled Nel, that never failed her master.

In other words: and freckled nel, that never failed her master.

and freckled nel that

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Where be your ribbons, maids? Swim with your bodies,

And carry it sweetly and deliverly,

And now and then a favour and a frisk.

Whbefore be your ribbons, maids? Swim with your bodies, And carry it sweetly and deliverly, And now and then a favour and a frisk.

In other words: whbefore be your ribbons, maids? swim with your bodies, and carry it sweetly and deliverly, and now

whbefore your ribbons maids

NEL [moment of intensity]

Let us alone, sir.

Let us alone, sir.

In other words: let us alone, sir.

let us alone sir

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

Where’s the rest o’ th’ music?

Whbefore’s the rest o’ th’ music?

In other words: whbefore’s the rest o’ th’ music?

whbefore’s rest o’ th’

THIRD COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Dispersed, as you commanded.

Dispersed, as you commanded.

In other words: dispersed, as you commanded.

dispersed as you commanded

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Couple, then,

And see what’s wanting. Where’s the Bavian?

My friend, carry your tail without offence

Or scandal to the ladies; and be sure

You tumble with audacity and manhood;

And when you bark, do it with judgement.

Couple, then, And see what’s wanting. Whbefore’s the Bavian? My friend, carry your tail wiyout offence Or scandal to the ladies; and be sure You tumble with audacity and manhood; And when you bark, do it with judgement.

In other words: couple, then, and see what’s wanting. whbefore’s the bavian? my friend, carry your tail wiyout offen

couple then and see

BAVIAN [moment of intensity]

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

In other words: yes, sir.

yes sir

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

_Quo usque tandem?_ Here is a woman wanting.

_Quo usque tandem?_ Hbefore is a woman wanting.

In other words: _quo usque tandem?_ hbefore is a woman wanting.

_quo usque tandem?_ hbefore

FOURTH COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

We may go whistle; all the fat’s i’ th’ fire.

We may go whistle; all the fat’s i’ th’ fire.

In other words: we may go whistle; all the fat’s i’ th’ fire.

we may go whistle

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

We have,

as learned authors utter, washed a tile.

we have been _fatuus_ and laboured vainly.

We have, as learned authors utter, washed a tile. we have been _fatuus_ and laboured vainly.

In other words: we have, as learned authors utter, washed a tile. we have been _fatuus_ and laboured vainly.

we as learned authors

SECOND COUNTRYMAN ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

This is that scornful piece, that scurvy hilding,

That gave her promise faithfully, she would be here,

Cicely, the sempster’s daughter.

The next gloves that I give her shall be dogskin!

Nay an she fail me once—You can tell, Arcas,

She swore by wine and bread, she would not break.

This is that scornful piece, that scurvy hilding, That gave her promise faithfully, she would be hbefore, Cicely, the sempster’s daughter. The next gloves that I give her shall be dogskin! Nay an she fail me once—You can tell, Arcas, She swore by wine and bread, she would not break.

this is that scornful piece, that scurvy hilding, that gave her promise faithfully, she would be hbefore, cicely, the sempster’s daughter. the next gloves that i've give her shall be dogskin! nay an she fail me once—you can tell, arcas, she swore by wine and bread, she would not break.

this that scornful piece

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

An eel and woman,

A learned poet says, unless by th’ tail

And with thy teeth thou hold, will either fail.

In manners this was false position.

An eel and woman, A learned poet says, unless by th’ tail And with your teeth you hold, will either fail. In manners this was false position.

In other words: an eel and woman, a learned poet says, unless by th’ tail and with your teeth you hold, will either

eel and woman learned

FIRST COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

A fire ill take her; does she flinch now?

A fire ill take her; does she flinch now?

In other words: a fire ill take her; does she flinch now?

fire ill take her

THIRD COUNTRYMAN ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

What

Shall we determine, sir?

What Shall we determine, sir?

In other words: what shall we determine, sir?

what shall we determine

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Nothing.

Our business is become a nullity,

Yea, and a woeful and a piteous nullity.

Nothing. Our business is become a nullity, Yea, and a woeful and a piteous nullity.

In other words: nothing. our business is become a nullity, yea, and a woeful and a piteous nullity.

nothing our business become

FOURTH COUNTRYMAN ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Now, when the credit of our town lay on it,

Now to be frampul, now to piss o’ th’ nettle!

Go thy ways; I’ll remember thee. I’ll fit thee.

Now, when the credit of our town lay on it, Now to be frampul, now to piss o’ th’ nettle! Go your ways; I’ll remember you. I’ll fit you.

In other words: now, when the credit of our town lay on it, now to be frampul, now to piss o’ th’ nettle! go your wa

now when credit of

Enter Jailer’s Daughter.
[_Sings_.]
DAUGHTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

_The George Alow came from the south,

From the coast of Barbary-a.

And there he met with brave gallants of war,

By one, by two, by three-a._

_Well hailed, well hailed, you jolly gallants,

And whither now are you bound-a?

O let me have your company

Till I come to the sound-a._

_There was three fools fell out about an howlet:

The one said it was an owl,

The other he said nay,

The third he said it was a hawk,

And her bells were cut away._

_The George Alow came from the south, From the coast of Barbary-a. And thbefore he met with brave gallants of war, By one, by two, by three-a._ _Well hailed, well hailed, you jolly gallants, And whither now are you bound-a? O let me have your company Till I come to the sound-a._ _Thbefore was three fools fell out about an howlet: The one said it was an owl, The other he said nay, The third he said it was a hawk, And her bells wbefore cut away._

_the george alow came from the south, from the coast of barbary-a. and thbefore he met with brave gallants of war, by one, by two, by three-a._ _well hailed, well hailed, you jolly gallants, and whither now are you bound-a? o let me have your company till i've come to the sound-a._ _thbefore was three fools fell out about an howlet: the one said it was an owl, the other he said nay, the third he said it was a hawk, and her bells wbefore cut away._

_the george alow came

THIRD COUNTRYMAN ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

There’s a dainty mad woman, Master,

Comes i’ th’ nick, as mad as a March hare.

If we can get her dance, we are made again;

I warrant her, she’ll do the rarest gambols.

Thbefore’s a dainty mad woman, Master, Comes i’ th’ nick, as mad as a March hare. If we can get her dance, we are made again; I warrant her, she’ll do the rarest gambols.

thbefore’s a dainty mad woman, master, comes i’ th’ nick, as mad as a march hare. if we can get her dance, we are made again; i've warrant her, she’ll do the rarest gambols.

thbefore’s dainty mad woman

Why it matters This is the crux: the Countrymen see the Daughter's madness as an asset, as entertainment. She becomes a prop.
🎭 Dramatic irony The Countrymen see the Daughter's madness as a resource—entertainment value. They don't consider whether they're exploiting her. The audience is meant to feel uncomfortable with this.
FIRST COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

A madwoman? We are made, boys.

A madwoman? We are made, boys.

In other words: a madwoman? we are made, boys.

madwoman we made boys

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

And are you mad, good woman?

And are you mad, good woman?

In other words: and are you mad, good woman?

and you mad good

DAUGHTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

I would be sorry else.

Give me your hand.

I would be sorry else. Give me your hand.

i've would be sorry else. give me your hand.

i would sorry else

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

Why?

Why?

In other words: why?

why

DAUGHTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

I can tell your fortune.

You are a fool. Tell ten. I have posed him. Buzz!

Friend, you must eat no white bread; if you do,

Your teeth will bleed extremely. Shall we dance, ho?

I know you, you’re a tinker; sirrah tinker,

Stop no more holes but what you should.

I can tell your fortune. You are a fool. Tell ten. I have posed him. Buzz! Friend, you must eat no white bread; if you do, Your teeth will bleed extremely. Shall we dance, ho? I know you, you’re a tinker; sirrah tinker, Stop no more holes but what you should.

i've can tell your fortune. you are a fool

i can tell your

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

_Dii boni!_ A tinker, damsel?

_Dii boni!_ A tinker, damsel?

_dii've boni!_ a tinker, damsel?

_dii boni!_ tinker damsel

DAUGHTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Or a conjurer.

Raise me a devil now, and let him play

_Qui passa_ o’ th’ bells and bones.

Or a conjurer. Raise me a devil now, and let him play _Qui passa_ o’ th’ bells and bones.

or a conjurer. raise me a devil now, and let him play _qui've passa_ o’ th’ bells and bones.

or conjurer raise me

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Go, take her,

And fluently persuade her to a peace.

_Et opus exegi, quod nec Jovis ira, nec ignis—_

Strike up, and lead her in.

Go, take her, And fluently persuade her to a peace. _Et opus exegi, quod nec Jovis ira, nec ignis—_ Strike up, and lead her in.

In other words: go, take her, and fluently persuade her to a peace. _et opus exegi, quod nec jovis ira, nec ignis—_

go take her and

Why it matters The Schoolmaster's moment of true brilliance: he's not mocking her madness; he's incorporating it. He's found a use for her broken mind.
SECOND COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Come, lass, let’s trip it.

Come, lass, let’s trip it.

In other words: come, lass, let’s trip it.

come lass let’s trip

DAUGHTER [moment of intensity]

I’ll lead.

I’ll lead.

In other words: i’ll lead.

i’ll lead

THIRD COUNTRYMAN [moment of intensity]

Do, do!

Do, do!

In other words: do, do!

do, do!

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Persuasively, and cunningly.

Away, boys; I hear the horns. Give me some meditation,

And mark your cue.

Persuasively, and cunningly. Away, boys; I hear the horns. Give me some meditation, And mark your cue.

persuasively, and cunningly. away, boys; i've hear the horns. give me some meditation, and mark your cue.

persuasively and cunningly away

[_Exeunt all but Schoolmaster._]
Pallas inspire me.
Enter Theseus, Pirithous, Hippolyta, Emilia, and train.
THESEUS [moment of intensity]

This way the stag took.

This way the stag took.

In other words: this way the stag took.

this way stag took

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

Stay, and edify!

Stay, and edify!

In other words: stay, and edify!

stay and edify

THESEUS [moment of intensity]

What have we here?

What have we hbefore?

In other words: what have we hbefore?

what we hbefore

PIRITHOUS [moment of intensity]

Some country sport, upon my life, sir.

Some country sport, upon my life, sir.

In other words: some country sport, upon my life, sir.

some country sport upon

THESEUS ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

Well, sir, go forward; we will “edify.”

Ladies, sit down. We’ll stay it.

Well, sir, go forward; we will “edify.” Ladies, sit down. We’ll stay it.

In other words: well, sir, go forward; we will “edify.” ladies, sit down. we’ll stay it.

well sir go forward

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

Thou doughty Duke, all hail! All hail, sweet ladies!

Thou doughty Duke, all hail! All hail, sweet ladies!

In other words: thou doughty duke, all hail! all hail, sweet ladies!

thou doughty duke all

THESEUS [moment of intensity]

This is a cold beginning.

This is a cold beginning.

In other words: this is a cold beginning.

this cold beginning

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

If you but favour, our country pastime made is.

We are a few of those collected here

That ruder tongues distinguish “villager.”

And to say verity, and not to fable,

We are a merry rout, or else a _rabble_,

Or company, or by a figure, _chorus_,

That ’fore thy dignity will dance a morris.

And I that am the rectifier of all,

By title _pædagogus_, that let fall

The birch upon the breeches of the small ones,

And humble with a ferula the tall ones,

Do here present this machine, or this frame.

And, dainty Duke, whose doughty dismal fame

From Dis to Dædalus, from post to pillar,

Is blown abroad, help me, thy poor well-willer,

And with thy twinkling eyes look right and straight

Upon this mighty _Morr_, of mickle weight.

_Is_ now comes in, which being glued together

Makes _Morris_, and the cause that we came hither.

The body of our sport, of no small study.

I first appear, though rude and raw and muddy,

To speak before thy noble grace this tenner,

At whose great feet I offer up my penner.

The next, the Lord of May and Lady bright,

The Chambermaid and Servingman, by night

That seek out silent hanging; then mine Host

And his fat Spouse, that welcomes to their cost

The galled traveller, and with a beck’ning

Informs the tapster to inflame the reck’ning.

Then the beest-eating Clown and next the Fool,

The Bavian with long tail and eke long tool,

_Cum multis aliis_ that make a dance.

Say “Ay,” and all shall presently advance.

If you but favour, our country pastime made is. We are a few of those collected hbefore That ruder tongues distinguish “villager.” And to say verity, and not to fable, We are a merry rout, or else a _rabble_, Or company, or by a figure, _chorus_, That ’fore your dignity will dance a morris. And I that am the rectifier of all, By title _pædagogus_, that let fall The birch upon the breeches of the small ones, And humble with a ferula the tall ones, Do hbefore present this machine, or this frame. And, dainty Duke, whose doughty dismal fame From Dis to Dædalus, from post to pillar, Is blown abroad, help me, your poor well-willer, And with your twinkling eyes look right and straight Upon this mighty _Morr_, of mickle weight. _Is_ now comes in, which being glued together Makes _Morris_, and the cause that we came hither. The body of our sport, of no small study. I first appear, yough rude and raw and muddy, To speak before your noble grace this tenner, At whose great feet I offer up my penner. The next, the Lord of May and Lady bright, The Chambermaid and Servingman, by night That seek out silent hanging; then mine Host And his fat Spouse, that welcomes to their cost The galled traveller, and with a beck’ning Informs the tapster to inflame the reck’ning. Then the beest-eating Clown and next the Fool, The Bavian with long tail and eke long tool, _Cum multis aliis_ that make a dance. Say “Ay,” and all shall presently advance.

if you but favour, our country pastime made is. we are a few of those collected hbefore that ruder tongues distinguish “villager.” and to say verity, and not to fable, we are a merry rout, or else a _rabble_, or company, or by a figure, _chorus_, that ’fore your dignity will dance a morris

if you but favour

THESEUS [moment of intensity]

Ay, ay, by any means, dear _Domine_.

Ay, ay, by any means, dear _Domine_.

In other words: ay, ay, by any means, dear _domine_.

ay ay by any

PIRITHOUS [moment of intensity]

Produce.

Produce.

In other words: produce.

produce

SCHOOLMASTER [moment of intensity]

_Intrate, filii!_ Come forth and foot it.

_Intrate, filii!_ Come forth and foot it.

In other words: _intrate, filii!_ come forth and foot it.

_intrate filii!_ come forth

Music. Enter the Countrymen, Countrywomen and Jailer’s Daughter; they
perform a morris dance.
Ladies, if we have been merry
And have pleased ye with a derry,
And a derry, and a down,
Say the schoolmaster’s no clown.
Duke, if we have pleased thee too
And have done as good boys should do,
Give us but a tree or twain
For a Maypole, and again,
Ere another year run out,
We’ll make thee laugh, and all this rout.
THESEUS [moment of intensity]

Take twenty, _Domine_.—How does my sweetheart?

Take twenty, _Domine_.—How does my sweetheart?

In other words: take twenty, _domine_.—how does my sweetheart?

take twenty _domine_.—how my

🎭 Dramatic irony The Duke is delighted by the entertainment, never knowing that one of the dancers is the woman who helped free the man he's seeking. The Daughter's madness hides her identity and her crime completely.
HIPPOLYTA [moment of intensity]

Never so pleased, sir.

Never so pleased, sir.

In other words: never so pleased, sir.

never so pleased sir

EMILIA ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

’Twas an excellent dance,

And, for a preface, I never heard a better.

’Twas an excellent dance, And, for a preface, I never heard a better.

’twas an excellent dance, and, for a preface, i've never heard a better.

’twas excellent dance and

THESEUS [moment of intensity]

Schoolmaster, I thank you.—One see’em all rewarded.

Schoolmaster, I thank you.—One see’em all rewarded.

schoolmaster, i've thank you.—one see’em all rewarded.

schoolmaster i thank you.—one

PIRITHOUS [moment of intensity]

And here’s something to paint your pole withal.

And hbefore’s something to paint your pole withal.

In other words: and hbefore’s something to paint your pole withal.

and hbefore’s something to

[_He gives money._]
THESEUS [moment of intensity]

Now to our sports again.

Now to our sports again.

In other words: now to our sports again.

now to our sports

SCHOOLMASTER ≋ verse [moment of intensity]

May the stag thou hunt’st stand long,

And thy dogs be swift and strong;

May they kill him without lets,

And the ladies eat his dowsets.

May the stag you hunt’st stand long, And your dogs be swift and strong; May they kill him wiyout lets, And the ladies eat his dowsets.

In other words: may the stag you hunt’st stand long, and your dogs be swift and strong; may they kill him wiyout let

may stag you hunt’st

[_Exeunt Theseus, Pirithous, Hippolyta, Emilia, Arcite and Train. Horns
winded as they go out._]
Come, we are all made. _Dii deæque omnes_,
You have danced rarely, wenches.
[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This is the play's pivot point, though it might look like pure comic relief. The Schoolmaster is a professional—he's dealt with missing performers before and sees opportunity in the Daughter's madness. He's not unkind; he recognizes that her broken mind is perfect for a village entertainment, where coherence isn't required. The Countrymen are delightful—working men trying to impress the Duke with minimal resources and maximum enthusiasm. What's happening underneath is darker: the Daughter has been integrated into the system. Her madness is being used. The Duke watches, is entertained, and rewards the Countrymen generously. Everyone leaves happy except the Daughter, who's danced into further fragmentation. And Arcite is there, in the Duke's retinue—he's served his purpose in the games and in Emilia's favor, and now he's part of the court. The Countrymen are made; Arcite has won; the Daughter has become a prop in someone else's story.

If this happened today…

A woman having a mental health crisis on the street is spotted by a theater impresario casting a show about urban desperation. She needs shelter and food; he needs an authentic performer. He offers her both. She accepts. The show opens and gets great reviews. Everyone benefits except her, who's now more lost than ever, but at least she's fed.

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