Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile; We have some secrets to confer about.

sir thurio, give us leave, i beg, awhile; we have some secrets to confer about.

sir thurio, give us leave, i pray, awhile; we have some secrets to confer about.

My gracious lord, that which I would discover The law of friendship bids me to conceal, But when I call to mind your gracious favours Done to me, undeserving as I am, My duty pricks me on to utter that Which else no worldly good should draw from me. Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine my friend This night intends to steal away your daughter; Myself am one made privy to the plot. I know you have determined to bestow her On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates, And should she thus be stol’n away from you, It would be much vexation to your age. Thus, for my duty’s sake, I rather chose To cross my friend in his intended drift Than, by concealing it, heap on your head A pack of sorrows which would press you down, Being unprevented, to your timeless grave.

my gracious lord, that which i would discover the law of friendship bids me to conceal, but when i call to mind your gracious favours done to me, undeserving as i am, my duty pricks me on to utter that which else no worldly good should draw from me. know, worthy prince, sir valentine my friend this night intends to steal away your daughter; myself am one made privy to the plot. i know you have determined to bestow her on thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates, and should she thus be stol’n away from you, it would be much vexation to your age. thus, for my duty’s sake, i rather chose to cross my friend in his intended drift than, by concealing it, heap on your head a pack of sorrows which would press you down, being unprevented, to your timeless grave.

my gracious lord, that which i would discover the law of friendship bids me to conceal, but when i call to mind your gracious favours done to me, undeserving as i am, my duty pricks me on to utter that which else no worldly good should draw from me. know, worthy prince, sir valentine my friend this night intends to steal away your daughter; myself am one made privy to the plot. i know you have determined to bestow her on thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates, and should she thus be stol’n away from you, it would be much vexation to your age. thus, for my duty’s sake, i rather chose to cross my friend in his intended drift than, by concealing it, heap on your head a pack of sorrows which would press you down, being unprevented, to your timeless grave.

Proteus, I thank you for your honest care, Which to requite command me while I live. This love of theirs myself have often seen, Haply when they have judged me fast asleep, And oftentimes have purposed to forbid Sir Valentine her company and my court. But fearing lest my jealous aim might err And so, unworthily, disgrace the man— A rashness that I ever yet have shunned— I gave him gentle looks, thereby to find That which thyself hast now disclosed to me. And that you mayst perceive my fear of this, Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, I nightly lodge her in an upper tower, The key whereof myself have ever kept; And thence she cannot be conveyed away.

proteus, i thank you for your honest care, which to requite command me while i live. this love of theirs myself have often seen, haply when they have judged me fast asleep, and oftentimes have purposed to forbid sir valentine her company and my court. but fearing lest my jealous aim might err and so, unworthily, disgrace the man— a rashness that i ever yet have shunned— i gave him gentle looks, thereby to find that which thyself hast now disclosed to me. and that you mayst perceive my fear of this, knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, i nightly lodge her in an upper tower, the key whereof myself have ever kept; and thence she cannot be conveyed away.

proteus, i thank thee for thine honest care, which to requite command me while i live. this love of theirs myself have often seen, haply when they have judged me fast asleep, and oftentimes have purposed to forbid sir valentine her company and my court. but fearing lest my jealous aim might err and so, unworthily, disgrace the man— a rashness that i ever yet have shunned— i gave him gentle looks, thereby to find that which thyself hast now disclosed to me. and that thou mayst perceive my fear of this, knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, i nightly lodge her in an upper tower, the key whereof myself have ever kept; and thence she cannot be conveyed away.

Know, noble lord, they have devised a mean How he her chamber-window will ascend And with a corded ladder fetch her down; For which the youthful lover now is gone, And this way comes he with it presently, Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. But, good my lord, do it so cunningly That my discovery be not aimed at; For love of you, not hate unto my friend, has made me publisher of this pretence.

know, noble lord, they have devised a mean how he her chamber-window will ascend and with a corded ladder fetch her down; for which the youthful lover now is gone, and this way comes he with it presently, where, if it please you, you may intercept him. but, good my lord, do it so cunningly that my discovery be not aimed at; for love of you, not hate unto my friend, has made me publisher of this pretence.

know, noble lord, they have devised a mean how he her chamber-window will ascend and with a corded ladder fetch her down; for which the youthful lover now is gone, and this way comes he with it presently, where, if it please you, you may intercept him. but, good my lord, do it so cunningly that my discovery be not aimed at; for love of you, not hate unto my friend, hath made me publisher of this pretence.

Upon mine honour, he shall never know That I had any light from you of this.

upon mine honour, he shall never know that i had any light from you of this.

upon mine honour, he shall never know that i had any light from thee of this.

Adieu, my lord, Sir Valentine is coming.

adieu, my lord, sir valentine is coming.

adieu, my lord, sir valentine is coming.

Sir Valentine, whither away so fast?

sir valentine, whither away so fast?

sir valentine, whither away so fast?

Please it your Grace, there is a messenger That stays to bear my letters to my friends, And I am going to deliver them.

hey it your grace, there is a messenger that stays to bear my letters to my friends, and i am going to deliver them.

please it your grace, there is a messenger that stays to bear my letters to my friends, and i am going to deliver them.

Be they of much import?

be they of much import?

be they of much import?

The tenor of them does but signify My health and happy being at your court.

the tenor of them does but signify my health and happy being at your court.

the tenor of them doth but signify my health and happy being at your court.

Nay then, no matter. Stay with me awhile; I am to break with you of some affairs That touch me near, wherein you must be secret. ’Tis not unknown to you that I have sought To match my friend Sir Thurio to my daughter.

nay then, no matter. stay with me awhile; i am to break with you of some affairs that touch me near, wherein you must be secret. ’tis not unknown to you that i have sought to match my friend sir thurio to my daughter.

nay then, no matter. stay with me awhile; i am to break with thee of some affairs that touch me near, wherein thou must be secret. ’tis not unknown to thee that i have sought to match my friend sir thurio to my daughter.

I know it well, my lord, and sure the match Were rich and honourable. Besides, the gentleman Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter. Cannot your grace win her to fancy him?

i know it well, my lord, and sure the match were rich and honourable. besides, the gentleman is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter. cannot your grace win her to fancy him?

i know it well, my lord, and sure the match were rich and honourable. besides, the gentleman is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter. cannot your grace win her to fancy him?

No, trust me, she is peevish, sullen, froward, Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty, Neither regarding that she is my child Nor fearing me as if I were her father; And, may I say to you, this pride of hers, Upon advice, has drawn my love from her, And where I thought the remnant of mine age Should have been cherished by her childlike duty, I now am full resolved to take a wife And turn her out to who will take her in. Then let her beauty be her wedding dower, For me and my possessions she esteems not.

no, trust me, she is peevish, sullen, froward, proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty, neither regarding that she is my child nor fearing me as if i were her father; and, may i say to you, this pride of hers, upon advice, has drawn my love from her, and where i thought the remnant of mine age should have been cherished by her childlike duty, i now am full resolved to take a wife and turn her out to who will take her in. then let her beauty be her wedding dower, for me and my possessions she esteems not.

no, trust me, she is peevish, sullen, froward, proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty, neither regarding that she is my child nor fearing me as if i were her father; and, may i say to thee, this pride of hers, upon advice, hath drawn my love from her, and where i thought the remnant of mine age should have been cherished by her childlike duty, i now am full resolved to take a wife and turn her out to who will take her in. then let her beauty be her wedding dower, for me and my possessions she esteems not.

What would your Grace have me to do in this?

what would your grace have me to do in this?

what would your grace have me to do in this?

There is a lady of Verona here Whom I affect; but she is nice, and coy, And nought esteems my aged eloquence. Now therefore would I have you to my tutor— For long agone I have forgot to court; Besides, the fashion of the time is changed— How and which way I may bestow myself To be regarded in her sun-bright eye.

there is a lady of verona here whom i affect; but she is nice, and coy, and nought esteems my aged eloquence. now therefore would i have you to my tutor— for long agone i have forgot to court; besides, the fashion of the time is changed— how and which way i may bestow myself to be regarded in her sun-bright eye.

there is a lady of verona here whom i affect; but she is nice, and coy, and nought esteems my aged eloquence. now therefore would i have thee to my tutor— for long agone i have forgot to court; besides, the fashion of the time is changed— how and which way i may bestow myself to be regarded in her sun-bright eye.

Win her with gifts if she respect not words; Dumb jewels often in their silent kind More than quick words do move a woman’s mind.

win her with gifts if she respect not words; dumb jewels often in their silent kind more than quick words do move a woman’s mind.

win her with gifts if she respect not words; dumb jewels often in their silent kind more than quick words do move a woman’s mind.

But she did scorn a present that I sent her.

but she did scorn a present that i sent her.

but she did scorn a present that i sent her.

A woman sometime scorns what best contents her. Send her another; never give her o’er, For scorn at first makes after-love the more. If she do frown, ’tis not in hate of you, But rather to beget more love in you. If she do chide, ’tis not to have you gone, Forwhy the fools are mad if left alone. Take no repulse, whatever she does say; For “Get you gone” she does not mean “Away!” Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; Though ne’er so black, say they have angels’ faces. That man that has a tongue, I say, is no man If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

a woman sometime scorns what best contents her. send her another; never give her o’er, for scorn at first makes after-love the more. if she do frown, ’tis not in hate of you, but rather to beget more love in you. if she do chide, ’tis not to have you gone, forwhy the fools are mad if left alone. take no repulse, whatever she does say; for “get you gone” she does not mean “away!” flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; though ne’er so black, say they have angels’ faces. that man that has a tongue, i say, is no man if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

a woman sometime scorns what best contents her. send her another; never give her o’er, for scorn at first makes after-love the more. if she do frown, ’tis not in hate of you, but rather to beget more love in you. if she do chide, ’tis not to have you gone, forwhy the fools are mad if left alone. take no repulse, whatever she doth say; for “get you gone” she doth not mean “away!” flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; though ne’er so black, say they have angels’ faces. that man that hath a tongue, i say, is no man if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

But she I mean is promised by her friends Unto a youthful gentleman of worth, And kept severely from resort of men, That no man has access by day to her.

but she i mean is promised by her friends unto a youthful gentleman of worth, and kept severely from resort of men, that no man has access by day to her.

but she i mean is promised by her friends unto a youthful gentleman of worth, and kept severely from resort of men, that no man hath access by day to her.

Why then, I would resort to her by night.

why then, i would resort to her by night.

why then, i would resort to her by night.

Ay, but the doors be locked and keys kept safe, That no man has recourse to her by night.

ay, but the doors be locked and keys kept safe, that no man has recourse to her by night.

ay, but the doors be locked and keys kept safe, that no man hath recourse to her by night.

What lets but one may enter at her window?

what lets but one may enter at her window?

what lets but one may enter at her window?

Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, And built so shelving that one cannot climb it Without apparent hazard of his life.

her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, and built so shelving that one cannot climb it without apparent hazard of his life.

her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, and built so shelving that one cannot climb it without apparent hazard of his life.

Why, then a ladder quaintly made of cords To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, Would serve to scale another Hero’s tower, So bold Leander would adventure it.

why, then a ladder quaintly made of cords to cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, would serve to scale another hero’s tower, so bold leander would adventure it.

why, then a ladder quaintly made of cords to cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, would serve to scale another hero’s tower, so bold leander would adventure it.

Now, as you are a gentleman of blood, Advise me where I may have such a ladder.

now, as you are a gentleman of blood, advise me where i may have such a ladder.

now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, advise me where i may have such a ladder.

When would you use it? Pray, sir, tell me that.

when would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that.

when would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that.

This very night; for Love is like a child That longs for everything that he can come by.

this very night; for love is like a child that longs for everything that he can come by.

this very night; for love is like a child that longs for everything that he can come by.

By seven o’clock I’ll get you such a ladder.

by seven o’clock i’ll get you such a ladder.

by seven o’clock i’ll get you such a ladder.

But, hark you: I will go to her alone; How shall I best convey the ladder thither?

but, hark you: i will go to her alone; how shall i best convey the ladder thither?

but, hark thee: i will go to her alone; how shall i best convey the ladder thither?

It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it Under a cloak that is of any length.

it will be light, my lord, that you may bear it under a cloak that is of any length.

it will be light, my lord, that you may bear it under a cloak that is of any length.

A cloak as long as your will serve the turn?

a cloak as long as your will serve the turn?

a cloak as long as thine will serve the turn?

Ay, my good lord.

ay, my good lord.

ay, my good lord.

Then let me see your cloak; I’ll get me one of such another length.

then let me see your cloak; i’ll get me one of such another length.

then let me see thy cloak; i’ll get me one of such another length.

Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord.

why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord.

why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord.

How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak? I pray you, let me feel your cloak upon me.

how shall i fashion me to wear a cloak? i beg you, let me feel your cloak upon me.

how shall i fashion me to wear a cloak? i pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me.

And why not death, rather than living torment? To die is to be banished from myself, And Silvia is myself; banished from her Is self from self—a deadly banishment. What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? Unless it be to think that she is by And feed upon the shadow of perfection. Except I be by Silvia in the night, There is no music in the nightingale. Unless I look on Silvia in the day, There is no day for me to look upon. She is my essence, and I leave to be If I be not by her fair influence Fostered, illumined, cherished, kept alive. I fly not death, to fly his deadly doom: Tarry I here, I but attend on death, But fly I hence, I fly away from life.

and why not death, rather than living torment? to die is to be banished from myself, and silvia is myself; banished from her is self from self—a deadly banishment. what light is light, if silvia be not seen? what joy is joy, if silvia be not by? unless it be to think that she is by and feed upon the shadow of perfection. except i be by silvia in the night, there is no music in the nightingale. unless i look on silvia in the day, there is no day for me to look upon. she is my essence, and i leave to be if i be not by her fair influence fostered, illumined, cherished, kept alive. i fly not death, to fly his deadly doom: tarry i here, i but attend on death, but fly i hence, i fly away from life.

and why not death, rather than living torment? to die is to be banished from myself, and silvia is myself; banished from her is self from self—a deadly banishment. what light is light, if silvia be not seen? what joy is joy, if silvia be not by? unless it be to think that she is by and feed upon the shadow of perfection. except i be by silvia in the night, there is no music in the nightingale. unless i look on silvia in the day, there is no day for me to look upon. she is my essence, and i leave to be if i be not by her fair influence fostered, illumined, cherished, kept alive. i fly not death, to fly his deadly doom: tarry i here, i but attend on death, but fly i hence, i fly away from life.

Run, boy, run, run, seek him out.

run, boy, run, run, seek him out.

run, boy, run, run, seek him out.

So-ho, so-ho!

so-ho, so-ho!

so-ho, so-ho!

What seest you?

what seest you?

what seest thou?

Him we go to find. There’s not a hair on ’s head but ’tis a Valentine.

him we go to find. there’s not a hair on ’s head but ’tis a valentine.

him we go to find. there’s not a hair on ’s head but ’tis a valentine.

Valentine?

valentine?

valentine?

No.

no.

no.

Who then? His spirit?

who then? his spirit?

who then? his spirit?

Neither.

neither.

neither.

What then?

what then?

what then?

Nothing.

nothing.

nothing.

Can nothing speak? Master, shall I strike?

can nothing speak? master, shall i strike?

can nothing speak? master, shall i strike?

Who wouldst you strike?

who wouldst you strike?

who wouldst thou strike?

Nothing.

nothing.

nothing.

Villain, forbear.

villain, forbear.

villain, forbear.

Why, sir, I’ll strike nothing. I pray you—

why, sir, i’ll strike nothing. i beg you—

why, sir, i’ll strike nothing. i pray you—

Sirrah, I say, forbear.—Friend Valentine, a word.

sirrah, i say, forbear.—friend valentine, a word.

sirrah, i say, forbear.—friend valentine, a word.

My ears are stopped and cannot hear good news, So much of bad already has possessed them.

my ears are stopped and cannot hear good news, so much of bad already has possessed them.

my ears are stopped and cannot hear good news, so much of bad already hath possessed them.

Then in dumb silence will I bury mine, For they are harsh, untuneable, and bad.

then in dumb silence will i bury mine, for they are harsh, untuneable, and bad.

then in dumb silence will i bury mine, for they are harsh, untuneable, and bad.

Is Silvia dead?

is silvia dead?

is silvia dead?

No, Valentine.

no, valentine.

no, valentine.

No Valentine indeed for sacred Silvia. has she forsworn me?

no valentine indeed for sacred silvia. has she forsworn me?

no valentine indeed for sacred silvia. hath she forsworn me?

No, Valentine.

no, valentine.

no, valentine.

No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me. What is your news?

no valentine, if silvia have forsworn me. what is your news?

no valentine, if silvia have forsworn me. what is your news?

Sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished.

sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished.

sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished.

That you are banished—O, that’s the news— From hence, from Silvia, and from me your friend.

that you are banished—o, that’s the news— from hence, from silvia, and from me your friend.

that thou art banished—o, that’s the news— from hence, from silvia, and from me thy friend.

O, I have fed upon this woe already, And now excess of it will make me surfeit. does Silvia know that I am banished?

o, i have fed upon this woe already, and now excess of it will make me surfeit. does silvia know that i am banished?

o, i have fed upon this woe already, and now excess of it will make me surfeit. doth silvia know that i am banished?

Ay, ay; and she has offered to the doom— Which unreversed stands in effectual force— A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears; Those at her father’s churlish feet she tendered, With them, upon her knees, her humble self, Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them As if but now they waxed pale for woe. But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire; But Valentine, if he be ta’en, must die. Besides, her intercession chafed him so, When she for your repeal was suppliant, That to close prison he commanded her, With many bitter threats of biding there.

ay, ay; and she has offered to the doom— which unreversed stands in effectual force— a sea of melting pearl, which some call tears; those at her father’s churlish feet she tendered, with them, upon her knees, her humble self, wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them as if but now they waxed pale for woe. but neither bended knees, pure hands held up, sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears could penetrate her uncompassionate sire; but valentine, if he be ta’en, must die. besides, her intercession chafed him so, when she for your repeal was suppliant, that to close prison he commanded her, with many bitter threats of biding there.

ay, ay; and she hath offered to the doom— which unreversed stands in effectual force— a sea of melting pearl, which some call tears; those at her father’s churlish feet she tendered, with them, upon her knees, her humble self, wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them as if but now they waxed pale for woe. but neither bended knees, pure hands held up, sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears could penetrate her uncompassionate sire; but valentine, if he be ta’en, must die. besides, her intercession chafed him so, when she for thy repeal was suppliant, that to close prison he commanded her, with many bitter threats of biding there.

No more, unless the next word that you speak’st Have some malignant power upon my life. If so, I pray you breathe it in mine ear, As ending anthem of my endless dolour.

no more, unless the next word that you speak’st have some malignant power upon my life. if so, i beg you breathe it in mine ear, as ending anthem of my endless dolour.

no more, unless the next word that thou speak’st have some malignant power upon my life. if so, i pray thee breathe it in mine ear, as ending anthem of my endless dolour.

Cease to lament for that you canst not help, And study help for that which you lament’st. Time is the nurse and breeder of all good. Here if you stay, you canst not see your love; Besides, your staying will abridge your life. Hope is a lover’s staff; walk hence with that And manage it against despairing thoughts. your letters may be here, though you are hence, Which, being writ to me, shall be delivered Even in the milk-white bosom of your love. The time now serves not to expostulate. Come, I’ll convey you through the city-gate, And, ere I part with you, confer at large Of all that may concern your love affairs. As you lov’st Silvia, though not for thyself, Regard your danger, and along with me.

cease to lament for that you canst not help, and study help for that which you lament’st. time is the nurse and breeder of all good. here if you stay, you canst not see your love; besides, your staying will abridge your life. hope is a lover’s staff; walk hence with that and manage it against despairing thoughts. your letters may be here, though you are hence, which, being writ to me, shall be delivered even in the milk-white bosom of your love. the time now serves not to expostulate. come, i’ll convey you through the city-gate, and, ere i part with you, confer at large of all that may concern your love affairs. as you lov’st silvia, though not for thyself, regard your danger, and along with me.

cease to lament for that thou canst not help, and study help for that which thou lament’st. time is the nurse and breeder of all good. here if thou stay, thou canst not see thy love; besides, thy staying will abridge thy life. hope is a lover’s staff; walk hence with that and manage it against despairing thoughts. thy letters may be here, though thou art hence, which, being writ to me, shall be delivered even in the milk-white bosom of thy love. the time now serves not to expostulate. come, i’ll convey thee through the city-gate, and, ere i part with thee, confer at large of all that may concern thy love affairs. as thou lov’st silvia, though not for thyself, regard thy danger, and along with me.

I pray you, Lance, an if you seest my boy, Bid him make haste and meet me at the North Gate.

i beg you, lance, an if you seest my boy, bid him make haste and meet me at the north gate.

i pray thee, lance, an if thou seest my boy, bid him make haste and meet me at the north gate.

Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine.

go, sirrah, find him out. come, valentine.

go, sirrah, find him out. come, valentine.

O, my dear Silvia! Hapless Valentine!

o, my dear silvia! hapless valentine!

o, my dear silvia! hapless valentine!

I am but a fool, look you, and yet I have the wit to think my master is a kind of a knave; but that’s all one if he be but one knave. He lives not now that knows me to be in love, yet I am in love, but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me, nor who ’tis I love; and yet ’tis a woman, but what woman I will not tell myself; and yet ’tis a milkmaid; yet ’tis not a maid, for she has had gossips; yet ’tis a maid, for she is her master’s maid and serves for wages. She has more qualities than a water-spaniel, which is much in a bare Christian. [_Pulls out a paper_.] Here is the cate-log of her condition. _Imprimis, She can fetch and carry_. Why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse cannot fetch but only carry; therefore is she better than a jade. _Item, She can milk_. Look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands.

i am but a fool, look you, and yet i have the wit to think my master is a kind of a knave; but that’s all one if he be but one knave. he lives not now that knows me to be in love, yet i am in love, but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me, nor who ’tis i love; and yet ’tis a woman, but what woman i will not tell myself; and yet ’tis a milkmaid; yet ’tis not a maid, for she has had gossips; yet ’tis a maid, for she is her master’s maid and serves for wages. she has more qualities than a water-spaniel, which is much in a bare christian. [_pulls out a paper_.] here is the cate-log of her condition. _imprimis, she can fetch and carry_. why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse cannot fetch but only carry; therefore is she better than a jade. _item, she can milk_. look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands.

i am but a fool, look you, and yet i have the wit to think my master is a kind of a knave; but that’s all one if he be but one knave. he lives not now that knows me to be in love, yet i am in love, but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me, nor who ’tis i love; and yet ’tis a woman, but what woman i will not tell myself; and yet ’tis a milkmaid; yet ’tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips; yet ’tis a maid, for she is her master’s maid and serves for wages. she hath more qualities than a water-spaniel, which is much in a bare christian. [_pulls out a paper_.] here is the cate-log of her condition. _imprimis, she can fetch and carry_. why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse cannot fetch but only carry; therefore is she better than a jade. _item, she can milk_. look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands.

How now, Signior Lance? What news with your mastership?

how now, signior lance? what news with your mastership?

how now, signior lance? what news with your mastership?

With my master’s ship? Why, it is at sea.

with my master’s ship? why, it is at sea.

with my master’s ship? why, it is at sea.

Well, your old vice still: mistake the word. What news, then, in your paper?

well, your old vice still: mistake the word. what news, then, in your paper?

well, your old vice still: mistake the word. what news, then, in your paper?

The blackest news that ever you heard’st.

the blackest news that ever you heard’st.

the blackest news that ever thou heard’st.

Why, man? How black?

why, man? how black?

why, man? how black?

Why, as black as ink.

why, as black as ink.

why, as black as ink.

Let me read them.

let me read them.

let me read them.

Fie on you, jolt-head, you canst not read.

fie on you, jolt-head, you canst not read.

fie on thee, jolt-head, thou canst not read.

you liest. I can.

you liest. i can.

thou liest. i can.

I will try you. Tell me this, who begot you?

i will try you. tell me this, who begot you?

i will try thee. tell me this, who begot thee?

Marry, the son of my grandfather.

marry, the son of my grandfather.

marry, the son of my grandfather.

O, illiterate loiterer! It was the son of your grandmother. This proves that you canst not read.

o, illiterate loiterer! it was the son of your grandmother. this proves that you canst not read.

o, illiterate loiterer! it was the son of thy grandmother. this proves that thou canst not read.

Come, fool, come; try me in your paper.

come, fool, come; try me in your paper.

come, fool, come; try me in thy paper.

_Imprimis, She can milk._

_imprimis, she can milk._

_imprimis, she can milk._

Ay, that she can.

ay, that she can.

ay, that she can.

_Item, She brews good ale._

_item, she brews good ale._

_item, she brews good ale._

And thereof comes the proverb, “Blessing of your heart, you brew good ale.”

and thereof comes the proverb, “blessing of your heart, you brew good ale.”

and thereof comes the proverb, “blessing of your heart, you brew good ale.”

_Item, She can sew._

_item, she can sew._

_item, she can sew._

That’s as much as to say, “Can she so?”

that’s as much as to say, “can she so?”

that’s as much as to say, “can she so?”

_Item, She can knit._

_item, she can knit._

_item, she can knit._

What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a stock?

what need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a stock?

what need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a stock?

_Item, She can wash and scour._

_item, she can wash and scour._

_item, she can wash and scour._

A special virtue, for then she need not be washed and scoured.

a special virtue, for then she need not be washed and scoured.

a special virtue, for then she need not be washed and scoured.

_Item, She can spin._

_item, she can spin._

_item, she can spin._

Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living.

then may i set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living.

then may i set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living.

_Item, She has many nameless virtues._

_item, she has many nameless virtues._

_item, she hath many nameless virtues._

That’s as much as to say, “bastard virtues”, that indeed know not their fathers, and therefore have no names.

that’s as much as to say, “bastard virtues”, that indeed know not their fathers, and therefore have no names.

that’s as much as to say, “bastard virtues”, that indeed know not their fathers, and therefore have no names.

Here follow her vices.

here follow her vices.

here follow her vices.

Close at the heels of her virtues.

close at the heels of her virtues.

close at the heels of her virtues.

_Item, She is not to be kissed fasting in respect of her breath._

_item, she is not to be kissed fasting in respect of her breath._

_item, she is not to be kissed fasting in respect of her breath._

Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on.

well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. read on.

well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. read on.

_Item, She has a sweet mouth._

_item, she has a sweet mouth._

_item, she hath a sweet mouth._

That makes amends for her sour breath.

that makes amends for her sour breath.

that makes amends for her sour breath.

_Item, She does talk in her sleep._

_item, she does talk in her sleep._

_item, she doth talk in her sleep._

It’s no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk.

it’s no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk.

it’s no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk.

_Item, She is slow in words._

_item, she is slow in words._

_item, she is slow in words._

O villain, that set this down among her vices! To be slow in words is a woman’s only virtue. I pray you, out with’t, and place it for her chief virtue.

o villain, that set this down among her vices! to be slow in words is a woman’s only virtue. i beg you, out with’t, and place it for her chief virtue.

o villain, that set this down among her vices! to be slow in words is a woman’s only virtue. i pray thee, out with’t, and place it for her chief virtue.

_Item, She is proud._

_item, she is proud._

_item, she is proud._

Out with that too; it was Eve’s legacy and cannot be ta’en from her.

out with that too; it was eve’s legacy and cannot be ta’en from her.

out with that too; it was eve’s legacy and cannot be ta’en from her.

_Item, She has no teeth._

_item, she has no teeth._

_item, she hath no teeth._

I care not for that neither, because I love crusts.

i care not for that neither, because i love crusts.

i care not for that neither, because i love crusts.

_Item, She is curst._

_item, she is curst._

_item, she is curst._

Well, the best is, she has no teeth to bite.

well, the best is, she has no teeth to bite.

well, the best is, she hath no teeth to bite.

_Item, She will often praise her liquor._

_item, she will often praise her liquor._

_item, she will often praise her liquor._

If her liquor be good, she shall; if she will not, I will, for good things should be praised.

if her liquor be good, she shall; if she will not, i will, for good things should be praised.

if her liquor be good, she shall; if she will not, i will, for good things should be praised.

_Item, She is too liberal._

_item, she is too liberal._

_item, she is too liberal._

Of her tongue she cannot, for that’s writ down she is slow of; of her purse she shall not, for that I’ll keep shut. Now, of another thing she may, and that cannot I help. Well, proceed.

of her tongue she cannot, for that’s writ down she is slow of; of her purse she shall not, for that i’ll keep shut. now, of another thing she may, and that cannot i help. well, proceed.

of her tongue she cannot, for that’s writ down she is slow of; of her purse she shall not, for that i’ll keep shut. now, of another thing she may, and that cannot i help. well, proceed.

_Item, She has more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults._

_item, she has more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults._

_item, she hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults._

Stop there; I’ll have her. She was mine and not mine twice or thrice in that last article. Rehearse that once more.

stop there; i’ll have her. she was mine and not mine twice or thrice in that last article. rehearse that once more.

stop there; i’ll have her. she was mine and not mine twice or thrice in that last article. rehearse that once more.

_Item, She has more hair than wit_—

_item, she has more hair than wit_—

_item, she hath more hair than wit_—

More hair than wit. It may be; I’ll prove it: the cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit is more than the wit, for the greater hides the less. What’s next?

more hair than wit. it may be; i’ll prove it: the cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit is more than the wit, for the greater hides the less. what’s next?

more hair than wit. it may be; i’ll prove it: the cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit is more than the wit, for the greater hides the less. what’s next?

_And more faults than hairs._

_and more faults than hairs._

_and more faults than hairs._

That’s monstrous! O, that that were out!

that’s monstrous! o, that that were out!

that’s monstrous! o, that that were out!

_And more wealth than faults._

_and more wealth than faults._

_and more wealth than faults._

Why, that word makes the faults gracious. Well, I’ll have her; an if it be a match, as nothing is impossible—

why, that word makes the faults gracious. well, i’ll have her; an if it be a match, as nothing is impossible—

why, that word makes the faults gracious. well, i’ll have her; an if it be a match, as nothing is impossible—

What then?

what then?

what then?

Why, then will I tell you that your master stays for you at the North Gate.

why, then will i tell you that your master stays for you at the north gate.

why, then will i tell thee that thy master stays for thee at the north gate.

For me?

for me?

for me?

For you? Ay, who are you? He has stayed for a better man than you.

for you? ay, who are you? he has stayed for a better man than you.

for thee? ay, who art thou? he hath stayed for a better man than thee.

And must I go to him?

and must i go to him?

and must i go to him?

you must run to him, for you hast stayed so long that going will scarce serve the turn.

you must run to him, for you hast stayed so long that going will scarce serve the turn.

thou must run to him, for thou hast stayed so long that going will scarce serve the turn.

Why didst not tell me sooner? Pox of your love letters!

why didst not tell me sooner? pox of your love letters!

why didst not tell me sooner? pox of your love letters!

Now will he be swinged for reading my letter; an unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into secrets. I’ll after, to rejoice in the boy’s correction.

now will he be swinged for reading my letter; an unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into secrets. i’ll after, to rejoice in the boy’s correction.

now will he be swinged for reading my letter; an unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into secrets. i’ll after, to rejoice in the boy’s correction.