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Act 5, Scene 2 — Windsor Park
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The argument Page, Shallow, and Slender wait in hiding to ambush Falstaff at Herne's oak. Slender has a secret signal with Anne Page: he'll wear white and cry 'mum,' she'll cry 'budget,' so they'll recognize each other during the fairy chaos.
Enter Page, Shallow and Slender.
PAGE [Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil]

Come, come. We’ll couch i’ the castle ditch till we see the light of

our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter—

Come, come. We'll hide in the castle ditch until we see the light from our fairies. Remember, son-in-law Slender, my daughter—

Come on. We'll hide in the ditch by the castle until we see our fairies' torches. Don't forget, Slender, my daughter—

come hide in ditch. wait 4 fairies. remember slender my daughter—

SLENDER [proudly reciting his and Anne's secret plan]

Ay, forsooth. I have spoke with her, and we have a nay-word how to know

one another. I come to her in white and cry “mum”; she cries “budget”;

and by that we know one another.

Yes, indeed. I've spoken with her, and we have a secret word to recognize each other. I'll come to her dressed in white and say 'mum'; she'll say 'budget'; and by that we'll know each other.

Yeah, I talked to her and we came up with a code word so we can find each other. I'll show up in white and yell 'mum'; she'll yell back 'budget'; that way we know it's each other.

yeah i talked 2 her. ill wear white say mum. shell say budget. code word.

🎭 Dramatic irony Slender is confident his simple password system will work in the chaos, but Fenton has already intercepted Anne and will be the one to deliver her.
SHALLOW [matter-of-fact, keeping the plan on schedule]

That’s good too. But what needs either your “mum” or her “budget”? The

white will decipher her well enough. It hath struck ten o’clock.

That's a good idea too. But why do you need either your 'mum' or her 'budget'? The white dress will identify her clearly enough. It's already ten o'clock.

That works too. But do you really need both the 'mum' and 'budget' thing? The white outfit is enough to identify her. It's already ten.

good plan but u dont need code. white dress shows who she is. its 10pm

PAGE [Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil]

The night is dark. Light and spirits will become it well. Heaven

prosper our sport! No man means evil but the devil, and we shall know

him by his horns. Let’s away; follow me.

The night is dark. Torchlight and spirits will be perfect for it. May heaven bless our game! Only the devil has evil intentions, and we'll know him by his horns. Let's go; follow me.

It's a dark night. Lights and the fairy costumes will look perfect in it. May heaven help us have fun! Nobody's trying to do anything bad except the devil, and we'll spot him by his horns. Let's go; follow me.

dark night. lights n fairies will look good. may heaven help us. only devil has evil intent. well know him by horns. come on follow me.

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

A brief scene that establishes the men's role in the trap and introduces the subplot that will undercut the main plot. While the women plan to humiliate Falstaff, Slender and Caius are positioning themselves to abduct Anne Page. The irony is nobody will succeed as planned — not Falstaff, not Slender, not Caius, not even Ford with his jealousy. Only Fenton and Anne, who love each other, will get their way.

If this happened today…

Parents hiding in a bush to catch a predator, but also planning a fake kidnapping of their daughter because they don't trust her to pick the right boyfriend.

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