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Act 3, Scene 6 — A Chamber in a Farmhouse adjoining the Castle
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The argument In a farmhouse shelter, Lear holds a mock trial of Goneril and Regan, using a joint-stool as Goneril. The Fool and Edgar/Poor Tom assist as judges. Kent and Edgar are heartbroken at the spectacle. Kent persuades Lear to flee to Dover. The Fool speaks his last lines.
Enter Gloucester, Lear, Kent,
Fool and Edgar.
GLOUCESTER ≋ verse [comforting them, hiding his secret errand]

Here is better than the open air; take it thankfully. I will

piece out the comfort with what addition I can: I will not be

long from you.

This place is better than being out in the open air; accept it gratefully. I'll add whatever comfort I can provide, and I won't stay away long.

This shelter's better than being stuck outside; be grateful for it. I'll bring whatever I can to make it more comfortable, and I won't disappear for long.

better shelter inside be grateful i'll help soon

KENT ≋ verse [thanking Gloucester, worried Lear's mind is gone]

All the power of his wits have given way to his impatience:—

the gods reward your kindness!

His mind has completely broken down because of his desperation—may the gods reward your compassion!

His mind's completely fallen apart from panic—the gods better reward you for your kindness!

his mind is gone from desperation thanks for helping

[_Exit Gloucester._]
EDGAR [babbling demon-lore, keeping up the madness]

Frateretto calls me; and tells me Nero is an angler in the lake

of darkness. Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.

Frateretto summons me; and tells me Nero is fishing in the lake of darkness. Pray, innocent one, and watch out for the evil spirit.

Frateretto's calling to me, telling me Nero's fishing in some dark, evil lake. Pray, innocent one—watch out for that evil spirit.

frateretto's calling watch out 4 evil stay safe

🎭 Dramatic irony Edgar is watching a man suffer who is being judged by everyone as abandoned, mad, broken — while Edgar himself is the loyal son who was framed by his brother and is now present, in disguise, helping. The audience knows this. No one else in the scene does.
FOOL ≋ verse [riddling wordplay to distract the king]

Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a gentleman or a

yeoman.

Please, uncle, tell me whether a madman is a gentleman or a peasant.

Hey uncle, come on—tell me, is a madman a gentleman or just regular working class?

is madman a gentleman or common?

Why it matters This is the most direct statement in the scene of the emotional cost to those who witness Lear's collapse. Edgar is trying to maintain Poor Tom. He cannot. His own grief keeps breaking through the performance.
LEAR [grandiose, insisting on his kingship]

A king, a king!

I am royalty! I am the ruler!

I'm a king! I'm in charge!

im royalty

FOOL [delivering the riddle's wry punchline]

No, he’s a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son; for he’s a mad

yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him.

No, he's a peasant with a gentleman for a son; because only a crazy peasant sees his son become a gentleman while he's still alive.

No, he's a peasant whose son turned into a gentleman—which is actually insane, since he has to watch his son outrank him while he's still around.

he's a peasant with a gentleman son crazy to see that

Why it matters The mock trial is the scene's defining action. In the real world, kings dispense justice. Lear has been stripped of that power — so he enacts it in imagination, using straw as judges and furniture as defendants. The scene is mad. It is also the most honest accounting of what has happened to him.
LEAR ≋ verse [relishing a violent fantasy of revenge]

To have a thousand with red burning spits

Come hissing in upon ’em.

To have a thousand enemies with red-hot spits come hissing down on them.

A thousand burning spits hissing down on them.

thousand burning spits hissing down

EDGAR [yelping mad complaint mid-performance]

The foul fiend bites my back.

The evil spirit bites my back.

That evil spirit's biting my back.

demon gnawing at me

FOOL [cynical joke amid the madness]

He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a horse’s health,

a boy’s love, or a whore’s oath.

He's crazy to trust in a wolf's gentleness, a horse's lasting health, a boy's loyalty, or a prostitute's word.

You'd have to be insane to trust a wolf to be gentle, a horse to stay healthy, a boy to be loyal, or a sex worker to keep her word.

mad to trust: wolf gentleness horse health boy loyalty or sex worker's word

LEAR [manic, staging a mock trial]

It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.

[_To Edgar._] Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer;

[_To the Fool._] Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she-foxes!—

It will happen. I'll put them on trial immediately. [To Edgar:] Come, sit here, most learned judge. [To the Fool:] You, wise sir, sit here. Now then, you cunning women!—

Let's do it. I'm putting them on trial right now. [To Edgar:] Come on, sit here, you wise judge. [To the Fool:] You, smart guy, sit here. Now then, you vicious creatures!—

let's do it try them now [to edgar] judge sit here [to fool] you sit too you she-devils

EDGAR [continuing his mad performance]

Look, where he stands and glares! Want’st thou eyes at trial, madam?

Come o’er the bourn, Bessy, to me.

Look, there he stands and stares! Do you want your eyes at the trial, madam? Come across the stream, Bessy, to me.

Look at him standing there glaring! You want your eyes for the trial, lady? Come across the stream here, Bessy.

look - he's glaring come across stream bessy

FOOL ≋ verse [trading mad nonsense with Poor Tom]

Her boat hath a leak,

And she must not speak

Why she dares not come over to thee.

Her boat has a leak, and she can't say why she doesn't dare come across to you.

Her boat's got a hole in it, and she can't explain why she won't come across to you.

boat's leaking can't come over

Why it matters Lear's final words before sleep are profoundly disoriented ('supper in the morning') but also oddly peaceful. The trial is over. The rage has spent itself. He is going to sleep — perhaps the most vulnerable, human thing he has done.
EDGAR [refusing an imaginary demon's demand]

The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a nightingale.

Hoppedance cries in Tom’s belly for two white herring. Croak not, black

angel; I have no food for thee.

The evil spirit haunts poor Tom speaking like a nightingale. Hoppedance shouts from Tom's stomach wanting two white herrings. Don't croak, black demon; I have no food for you.

That evil spirit's haunting poor Tom, sounding like a nightingale. Hoppedance is screaming from Tom's belly wanting two white herrings. Stop croaking, demon—I don't have any food for you.

evil spirit haunts me craving herrings no food 4 it

Why it matters This is the Fool's final appearance. After this line he simply is not in the play anymore — no explanation, no scene showing what happened to him. The disappearance is so abrupt it must be deliberate. The Fool was the last defence between Lear and the unmediated truth of his situation. Now that defence is gone. Lear faces the rest of the play without him.
KENT ≋ verse [gently urging Lear to rest]

How do you, sir? Stand you not so amaz’d;

Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?

How are you doing, sir? Don't stand there so stunned; will you lie down and rest on the cushions?

How are you doing? Come on, don't just stand there looking shell-shocked—lie down and rest on these cushions.

u ok? stop staring lie down rest

LEAR ≋ verse [lost in his trial delusion]

I’ll see their trial first. Bring in their evidence.

[_To Edgar._] Thou, robed man of justice, take thy place.

I'll see their trial first. Bring in the evidence against them. [To Edgar:] You, robed man of justice, take your place.

Let me see their trial happen. Get the evidence in here. [To Edgar:] You, the judge in robes, go take your seat.

see their trial first get the evidence [to edgar] judge sit

LEAR ≋ verse [assigning roles in his fantasy trial]

[_To the Fool._] And thou, his yokefellow of equity,

Bench by his side. [_To Kent._] You are o’ the commission,

Sit you too.

[To the Fool:] And you, his fellow worker in justice, sit on the bench next to him. [To Kent:] You are on the commission. Sit down as well.

[To the Fool:] And you, his partner in justice, sit right next to him. [To Kent:] You're part of this court too. Have a seat.

[to fool] sit with judge be his partner [to kent] you're on jury sit

EDGAR ≋ verse [singing nonsense to keep the act]

Let us deal justly.

Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd?

Thy sheep be in the corn;

And for one blast of thy minikin mouth

Thy sheep shall take no harm.

Purr! the cat is grey.

Let us be just about this. Are you sleeping or awake, happy shepherd? Your sheep are in the grain field; and for one whistle of your delicate mouth your sheep will take no harm. Purr! the cat is grey.

Let's be fair here. Hey shepherd, are you asleep or awake? Your sheep are in the grain—but with just one little sound from you they'll be fine. Purr! the cat is grey.

be just sheep in corn one whistle saves them

LEAR [formally accusing Goneril, wounded and furious]

Arraign her first; ’tis Goneril. I here take my oath before

this honourable assembly, she kicked the poor King her father.

Put her on trial first; it's Goneril. I swear before this honorable assembly that she kicked the poor King, her father.

Try her first—it's Goneril. I'm swearing before all of you right now: she kicked the poor King, and he's her own father.

try goneril first she kicked her father the king

"Arraign her first; 'tis Goneril" Lear points at a joint-stool — an ordinary three-legged stool — and calls it Goneril. This is either madness or the most direct indictment imaginable: a daughter reduced to furniture. The scene is both heartbreaking and precise: the charges Lear makes in this mock trial are accurate. Goneril and Regan have done monstrous things. The fact that the trial cannot produce justice makes the truth of the indictment worse.
FOOL [mock-interrogating the empty joint-stool]

Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?

Come here, mistress. Is your name Goneril?

Come here, lady. Are you Goneril?

come here are u goneril?

LEAR [flatly certain of her guilt]

She cannot deny it.

There's no way she can dispute it.

She can't deny it.

cant deny

FOOL [dry joke exposing the trial's absurdity]

Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.

I beg your pardon, I mistook you for a wooden stool.

Sorry, I thought you were a piece of furniture.

my bad thought u were a stool

LEAR ≋ verse [boiling into paranoid rage at Regan]

And here’s another, whose warp’d looks proclaim

What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!

Arms, arms! sword! fire! Corruption in the place!

False justicer, why hast thou let her ’scape?

And here's another one, whose twisted appearance shows what her heart is made of. Stop her there! Soldiers, soldiers! sword! fire! Corruption in this place! False judge, why did you let her escape?

And here's the other one—her warped face shows exactly what kind of heart she's got. Grab her! Soldiers! Swords! Fire! There's corruption in this courtroom! False judge, why did you let her get away?

another one here her face shows evil heart stop her! false judge!

EDGAR [genuine pity breaking through the act]

Bless thy five wits!

Bless your five senses!

Bless your wits!

bless ur senses

KENT ≋ verse [sorrowful pity at Lear's collapse]

O pity! Sir, where is the patience now

That you so oft have boasted to retain?

Oh, have mercy! Sir, where is the patience now that you so often boasted about keeping?

Oh, come on! Sir, where's all that patience you used to brag about maintaining?

where's ur patience? u used to brag

EDGAR ≋ verse [genuinely moved, breaking his disguise]

[_Aside._] My tears begin to take his part so much

They mar my counterfeiting.

My tears are starting to take his side so much that they're ruining my act of pretending to be mad.

My tears are beginning to sympathize with him so much that I'm messing up my act of being crazy.

my tears take his side they're ruining my act i can't keep pretending

LEAR ≋ verse [paranoid hurt, imagining betrayal by all]

The little dogs and all,

Trey, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me.

The little dogs, all of them—Trey, Blanch, and Sweetheart—look, they bark at me.

All the little dogs—Trey, Blanch, Sweetheart—they're all barking at me.

little dogs barking trey blanch sweetheart

EDGAR [elaborate mad performance to chase the image away]

Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs!

Be thy mouth or black or white,

Tooth that poisons if it bite;

Mastiff, greyhound, mongrel grim,

Hound or spaniel, brach or him,

Or bobtail tike or trundle-tail,

Tom will make them weep and wail;

For, with throwing thus my head,

Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled.

Do, de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and fairs and market towns.

Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.

Tom will throw his head at them. Get away, you dogs! Whether your mouth is black or white, teeth that poison if they bite; mastiff, greyhound, grim mongrel, hound or spaniel, female or male, or bobtail dog or curly-tailed dog, Tom will make them weep and cry out; because, by throwing my head like this, dogs jump over the gate and all run away. Do, de, de, de. Come on! Come, march to festivals and fairs and market towns. Poor Tom, your horn is dry.

Tom will hurl his head at them. Get away, you mutts! Black mouth or white, poisoned teeth; mastiff, greyhound, mean mongrel, any kind of dog—spaniel, male or female, bobtail, curly-tail—Tom will make them all wail and cry; because when I throw my head like this, the dogs jump the gate and scatter. Do, de, de, de. Come on! Let's march to festivals and fairs and market towns. Poor Tom here, your horn's empty.

tom throws head at dogs makes them all flee let's march to fairs tom's horn is dry

LEAR [chillingly curious what breeds such cruelty]

Then let them anatomize Regan; see what breeds about her

heart. Is there any cause in nature that makes these hard

hearts? [_To Edgar._] You, sir, I entertain you for one of my

hundred; only I do not like the fashion of your garments. You’ll

say they are Persian; but let them be changed.

Then let them dissect Regan; see what's inside her heart. Is there any natural reason that creates these hard hearts? [To Edgar.] You, sir, I'm hiring you as one of my hundred knights; I just don't like the style of your clothes. You'll say they're Persian; but have them changed.

Then let's dissect Regan and see what's in that cold heart of hers. What makes people's hearts so hard naturally? [To Edgar.] You there, I'm taking you on as one of my hundred servants; I just hate those clothes on you. You'll probably say they're Persian or something, but change them.

dissect regan figure out why hearts r hard y ur hired but change those clothes

KENT [softly persuading him to finally rest]

Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.

Now, my good lord, lie here and rest for a while.

My lord, come on, lie down here and get some rest.

lie down rest now

LEAR ≋ verse [drifting into exhausted, childlike delusion]

Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains.

So, so. We’ll go to supper i’ the morning.

Be quiet, be quiet; close the curtains. There, there. We'll eat dinner in the morning.

Quiet, quiet—draw the curtains shut. There we go. We'll have dinner in the morning.

shh close curtains dinner in morning

FOOL [wistful parting quip, his last words]

And I’ll go to bed at noon.

And I'll go to bed at midday.

And I'll be sleeping at noon.

i'll sleep at noon

"And I'll go to bed at noon" The Fool's last line in the play. It mirrors Lear's 'We'll go to supper i' the morning' — both of them are going to do things at the wrong time. The Fool is saying: things are backwards. I too am going when things are inverted. It is a small, perfect, irreducible exit line — and then he is gone. No departure, no farewell, no acknowledgment that this is the last we'll hear from him.
Enter Gloucester.
GLOUCESTER ≋ verse [returning urgently, anxious for the king]

Come hither, friend;

Where is the King my master?

Come over here, friend; have you seen my master, the King?

Come here, friend—where's the King, my master?

where's the king?

KENT [protectively shielding the broken king]

Here, sir; but trouble him not, his wits are gone.

Here, sir; but don't bother him, his mind is gone.

He's here, sir, but don't disturb him—his mind is completely gone.

he's here but don't bother him mind's gone

GLOUCESTER ≋ verse [urgent, fearful for Lear's life]

Good friend, I prithee, take him in thy arms;

I have o’erheard a plot of death upon him;

There is a litter ready; lay him in’t

And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet

Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master;

If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life,

With thine, and all that offer to defend him,

Stand in assured loss. Take up, take up;

And follow me, that will to some provision

Give thee quick conduct.

Good friend, I'm asking you, take him in your arms; I've overheard a plot to kill him; there's a stretcher ready; lay him in it and drive toward Dover, friend, where you'll meet both welcome and protection. Pick up your master; if you delay even half an hour, his life, along with yours and everyone who tries to defend him, will certainly be lost. Pick him up, pick him up; and follow me, and I'll give you quick directions to supplies.

Good friend, please take him in your arms—I've heard about a plot to kill him. There's a litter waiting for him; put him on it and drive toward Dover, friend. You'll find shelter and safety there. Hurry and lift him up; if you wait even half an hour, his life is done—yours too, and anyone who defends him. Come on, lift him! Follow me and I'll show you quickly where to get supplies.

take him now they're plotting kill him go to dover half hour delay = death follow me

KENT ≋ verse [tender concern watching Lear sleep]

Oppressed nature sleeps.

This rest might yet have balm’d thy broken sinews,

Which, if convenience will not allow,

Stand in hard cure. Come, help to bear thy master;

[_To the Fool._] Thou must not stay behind.

His exhausted body is sleeping. This rest could still have healed his broken form, but if circumstances won't allow it, recovery will be difficult. Come help me carry your master. [To the Fool:] You cannot stay behind.

His worn-out body is finally asleep. This rest could have fixed him, but if we can't wait around, healing will be harder. Come on, help me carry him. [To the Fool:] You have to come with us.

he's finally asleep this could heal him but we can't wait help carry him [to fool] you come too

GLOUCESTER [urgently urging them to flee]

Come, come, away!

Come, come, away!

Come, come, away!

Come, come, away!

[_Exeunt Kent, Gloucester and the Fool bearing off Lear._]
EDGAR ≋ verse [finding solace that the king suffers too]

When we our betters see bearing our woes,

We scarcely think our miseries our foes.

Who alone suffers, suffers most i’ the mind,

Leaving free things and happy shows behind:

But then the mind much sufferance doth o’erskip

When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.

How light and portable my pain seems now,

When that which makes me bend makes the King bow;

He childed as I fathered! Tom, away!

Mark the high noises; and thyself bewray,

When false opinion, whose wrong thoughts defile thee,

In thy just proof repeals and reconciles thee.

What will hap more tonight, safe ’scape the King!

Lurk, lurk.

When we see our betters suffering our same troubles, we hardly think our miseries are our enemies. Whoever suffers alone suffers most mentally, losing free happiness and cheerfulness behind: but then the mind can skip past much suffering when grief has company and shared hardship. How light and bearable my pain seems now, when the same thing that makes me suffer makes the King suffer; he lost his children as I lost my father! Tom, let's go! Pay attention to the loud noises; and reveal yourself when false opinion, whose wrong ideas defame you, in your true proof cancels out and restores you. Whatever happens more tonight, may the King escape safely! Hide, hide.

When we see people better than us suffering the same pain, we don't think our own misery is the enemy anymore. When you suffer alone, that's the worst—mentally, I mean—you lose all joy. But when grief has company, when you suffer together, your mind can handle so much more. My pain feels so light now, knowing the King is hurting the same way I hurt; he lost his kids like I lost my father! Tom, come on, let's go! Listen for any loud sounds; and show yourself when all the false ideas about you, the wrong thoughts that are damaging you, get wiped out and you're restored. Whatever happens tonight, at least let the King get away safely! Hide, hide.

shared suffering bearable king suffers like me he lost kids i lost father tom let's go hide hide

[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

This is one of Shakespeare's most devastating inventions. Lear, past the edge of sanity, conducts a formal trial of his absent daughters using a joint-stool as Goneril and the other as Regan. The Fool plays a court official; Poor Tom is a 'robed man of justice.' The scene is mad and also, in its own way, exactly right: the daughters should be tried. The charges are real. The injustice was real. But there is no court, no law, no remedy — only a mad king playing out the process that the actual world has denied him. Edgar and Kent watch and can barely sustain it. 'I scarce can speak to thee' (Kent); Edgar's aside 'My tears begin to take his part so much, / They mar my counterfeiting.' The Fool has his last lines here. Then Lear is put to sleep, Gloucester arrives to say they must flee, and the little company of suffering people picks itself up and heads toward Dover. The Fool says something — and then is gone. No exit, no farewell.

If this happened today…

A person who has been catastrophically wronged and is having a breakdown sets up a mock trial of the people who hurt them. With chairs standing in for the accused. Friends watch, unable to stop it, unable to help. One of them, disguised and miserable, is so moved he can barely keep his cover. The trial has no power to produce justice. But it is the only thing available.

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