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The argument Kent meets Oswald before Gloucester's castle, insults him with extraordinary precision, draws his sword, and is put in the stocks by Cornwall — a direct insult to Lear.
Enter Kent and Oswald,
severally.
OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Good dawning to thee, friend: art of this house?

Good dawning to thee, friend: art of this house?

Good dawning to thee, friend: art of this house?

Good dawning to thee, friend: art of thi

KENT KENT's speech

Ay.

Ay.

Ay.

Ay.

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Where may we set our horses?

Where may we set our horses?

Where may we set our horses?

Where may we set our horses?

🎭 Dramatic irony Cornwall says 'I'll answer that' when Gloucester warns Lear will take the stocking of his messenger as an insult. Cornwall is right that he'll have to answer for it — but not in the way he means. His casual authority here will look different in retrospect.
KENT KENT's speech

I’ the mire.

I’ the mire.

I’ the mire.

I’ the mire.

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Prithee, if thou lov’st me, tell me.

Prithee, if thou lov’st me, tell me.

Prithee, if thou lov’st me, tell me.

Prithee, if thou lov’st me, tell me.

KENT KENT's speech

I love thee not.

I love thee not.

I love thee not.

I love thee not.

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Why then, I care not for thee.

Why then, I care not for thee.

Why then, I care not for thee.

Why then, I care not for thee.

KENT KENT's speech

If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me.

If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me.

If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me.

If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I wou

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.

Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.

Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.

Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee n

KENT KENT's speech

Fellow, I know thee.

Fellow, I know thee.

Fellow, I know thee.

Fellow, I know thee.

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

What dost thou know me for?

What dost thou know me for?

What dost thou know me for?

What dost thou know me for?

KENT KENT's speech

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud,

shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,

worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson,

glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue;

one trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of

good service, and art nothing but the composition of a

knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel

bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou

deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good s

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good s

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken me

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that’s

neither known of thee nor knows thee?

Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that’s neither known of thee nor knows thee?

Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that’s neither known of thee nor knows thee?

Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, t

KENT KENT's speech

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is

it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels and beat thee before

the King? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon

shines; I’ll make a sop o’ the moonshine of you: draw, you

whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw!

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels and beat thee before the King? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon shines; I’ll make a sop o’ the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw!

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels and beat thee before the King? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon shines; I’ll make a sop o’ the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw!

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to

[_Drawing his sword._]
OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Away! I have nothing to do with thee.

Away! I have nothing to do with thee.

Away! I have nothing to do with thee.

Away! I have nothing to do with thee.

KENT KENT's speech

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the King; and

take vanity the puppet’s part against the royalty of her father:

draw, you rogue, or I’ll so carbonado your shanks:—draw, you rascal;

come your ways!

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the King; and take vanity the puppet’s part against the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I’ll so carbonado your shanks:—draw, you rascal; come your ways!

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the King; and take vanity the puppet’s part against the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I’ll so carbonado your shanks:—draw, you rascal; come your ways!

Draw, you rascal: you come with letters

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Help, ho! murder! help!

Help, ho! murder! help!

Help, ho! murder! help!

Help, ho! murder! help!

KENT KENT's speech

Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike!

Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike!

Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike!

Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand;

[_Beating him._]
OSWALD OSWALD's speech

Help, ho! murder! murder!

Help, ho! murder! murder!

Help, ho! murder! murder!

Help, ho! murder! murder!

Enter Edmund, Cornwall, Regan,
Gloucester and Servants.
EDMUND EDMUND's speech

How now! What’s the matter? Part!

How now! What’s the matter? Part!

How now! What’s the matter? Part!

How now! What’s the matter? Part!

KENT KENT's speech

With you, goodman boy, if you please: come, I’ll flesh ye; come

on, young master.

With you, goodman boy, if you please: come, I’ll flesh ye; come on, young master.

With you, goodman boy, if you please: come, I’ll flesh ye; come on, young master.

With you, goodman boy, if you please: co

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

Weapons! arms! What’s the matter here?

Weapons! arms! What’s the matter here?

Weapons! arms! What’s the matter here?

Weapons! arms! What’s the matter here?

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Keep peace, upon your lives, he dies that strikes again. What is the

matter?

Keep peace, upon your lives, he dies that strikes again. What is the matter?

Keep peace, upon your lives, he dies that strikes again. What is the matter?

Keep peace, upon your lives, he dies tha

REGAN REGAN's speech

The messengers from our sister and the King.

The messengers from our sister and the King.

The messengers from our sister and the King.

The messengers from our sister and the K

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What is your difference? Speak.

What is your difference? Speak.

What is your difference? Speak.

What is your difference? Speak.

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

I am scarce in breath, my lord.

I am scarce in breath, my lord.

I am scarce in breath, my lord.

I am scarce in breath, my lord.

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

No marvel, you have so bestirr’d your valour. You cowardly

rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee.

No marvel, you have so bestirr’d your valour. You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee.

No marvel, you have so bestirr’d your valour. You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee.

No marvel, you have so bestirr’d your va

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?

Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?

Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?

Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make

KENT KENT's speech

Ay, a tailor, sir: a stonecutter or a painter could not have

made him so ill, though he had been but two years at the trade.

Ay, a tailor, sir: a stonecutter or a painter could not have made him so ill, though he had been but two years at the trade.

Ay, a tailor, sir: a stonecutter or a painter could not have made him so ill, though he had been but two years at the trade.

Ay, a tailor, sir: a stonecutter or a pa

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?

Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?

Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?

Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?

OSWALD OSWALD's speech

This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared at suit of his grey

beard,—

This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared at suit of his grey beard,—

This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared at suit of his grey beard,—

This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I

KENT KENT's speech

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you’ll

give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and

daub the walls of a jakes with him. Spare my grey beard, you wagtail?

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you’ll give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the walls of a jakes with him. Spare my grey beard, you wagtail?

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you’ll give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the walls of a jakes with him. Spare my grey beard, you wagtail?

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary lett

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

Peace, sirrah!

You beastly knave, know you no reverence?

Peace, sirrah! You beastly knave, know you no reverence?

Peace, sirrah! You beastly knave, know you no reverence?

Peace, sirrah! You beastly knave, know y

KENT KENT's speech

Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.

Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.

Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.

Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Why art thou angry?

Why art thou angry?

Why art thou angry?

Why art thou angry?

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

That such a slave as this should wear a sword,

Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these,

Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain

Which are too intrince t’unloose; smooth every passion

That in the natures of their lords rebel;

Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;

Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks

With every gale and vary of their masters,

Knowing naught, like dogs, but following.

A plague upon your epileptic visage!

Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?

Goose, if I had you upon Sarum plain,

I’d drive ye cackling home to Camelot.

That such a slave as this should wear a sword, Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these, Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain Which are too intrince t’unloose; smooth every passion That in the natures of their lords rebel; Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods; Renege, affirm

That such a slave as this should wear a sword, Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these, Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain Which are too intrince t’unloose; smooth every passion That in the natures of their lords rebel; Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods; Renege, affirm

That such a slave as this should wear a

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What, art thou mad, old fellow?

What, art thou mad, old fellow?

What, art thou mad, old fellow?

What, art thou mad, old fellow?

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

How fell you out? Say that.

How fell you out? Say that.

How fell you out? Say that.

How fell you out? Say that.

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

No contraries hold more antipathy

Than I and such a knave.

No contraries hold more antipathy Than I and such a knave.

No contraries hold more antipathy Than I and such a knave.

No contraries hold more antipathy Than I

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?

Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?

Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?

Why dost thou call him knave? What is hi

KENT KENT's speech

His countenance likes me not.

His countenance likes me not.

His countenance likes me not.

His countenance likes me not.

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers.

No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers.

No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers.

No more perchance does mine, or his, or

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Sir, ’tis my occupation to be plain:

I have seen better faces in my time

Than stands on any shoulder that I see

Before me at this instant.

Sir, ’tis my occupation to be plain: I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Before me at this instant.

Sir, ’tis my occupation to be plain: I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Before me at this instant.

Sir, ’tis my occupation to be plain: I h

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

This is some fellow

Who, having been prais’d for bluntness, doth affect

A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb

Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he,

An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth!

An they will take it, so; if not, he’s plain.

These kind of knaves I know which in this plainness

Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends

Than twenty silly-ducking observants

That stretch their duties nicely.

This is some fellow Who, having been prais’d for bluntness, doth affect A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he, An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth! An they will take it, so; if not, he’s plain. These kind of knaves I know which in this plai

This is some fellow Who, having been prais’d for bluntness, doth affect A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he, An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth! An they will take it, so; if not, he’s plain. These kind of knaves I know which in this plai

This is some fellow Who, having been pra

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity,

Under th’allowance of your great aspect,

Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire

On flickering Phoebus’ front,—

Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity, Under th’allowance of your great aspect, Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire On flickering Phoebus’ front,—

Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity, Under th’allowance of your great aspect, Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire On flickering Phoebus’ front,—

Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity, U

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What mean’st by this?

What mean’st by this?

What mean’st by this?

What mean’st by this?

KENT KENT's speech

To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I know,

sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain accent

was a plain knave; which, for my part, I will not be, though I

should win your displeasure to entreat me to’t.

To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain accent was a plain knave; which, for my part, I will not be, though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to’t.

To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain accent was a plain knave; which, for my part, I will not be, though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to’t.

To go out of my dialect, which you disco

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What was the offence you gave him?

What was the offence you gave him?

What was the offence you gave him?

What was the offence you gave him?

OSWALD ≋ verse OSWALD's speech

I never gave him any:

It pleas’d the King his master very late

To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;

When he, compact, and flattering his displeasure,

Tripp’d me behind; being down, insulted, rail’d

And put upon him such a deal of man,

That worthied him, got praises of the King

For him attempting who was self-subdu’d;

And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit,

Drew on me here again.

I never gave him any: It pleas’d the King his master very late To strike at me, upon his misconstruction; When he, compact, and flattering his displeasure, Tripp’d me behind; being down, insulted, rail’d And put upon him such a deal of man, That worthied him, got praises of the King For him attempti

I never gave him any: It pleas’d the King his master very late To strike at me, upon his misconstruction; When he, compact, and flattering his displeasure, Tripp’d me behind; being down, insulted, rail’d And put upon him such a deal of man, That worthied him, got praises of the King For him attempti

I never gave him any: It pleas’d the Kin

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

None of these rogues and cowards

But Ajax is their fool.

None of these rogues and cowards But Ajax is their fool.

None of these rogues and cowards But Ajax is their fool.

None of these rogues and cowards But Aja

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

Fetch forth the stocks!

You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart,

We’ll teach you.

Fetch forth the stocks! You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart, We’ll teach you.

Fetch forth the stocks! You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart, We’ll teach you.

Fetch forth the stocks! You stubborn anc

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Sir, I am too old to learn:

Call not your stocks for me: I serve the King;

On whose employment I was sent to you:

You shall do small respect, show too bold malice

Against the grace and person of my master,

Stocking his messenger.

Sir, I am too old to learn: Call not your stocks for me: I serve the King; On whose employment I was sent to you: You shall do small respect, show too bold malice Against the grace and person of my master, Stocking his messenger.

Sir, I am too old to learn: Call not your stocks for me: I serve the King; On whose employment I was sent to you: You shall do small respect, show too bold malice Against the grace and person of my master, Stocking his messenger.

Sir, I am too old to learn: Call not you

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

Fetch forth the stocks!

As I have life and honour, there shall he sit till noon.

Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour, there shall he sit till noon.

Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour, there shall he sit till noon.

Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life a

REGAN REGAN's speech

Till noon! Till night, my lord; and all night too!

Till noon! Till night, my lord; and all night too!

Till noon! Till night, my lord; and all night too!

Till noon! Till night, my lord; and all

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog,

You should not use me so.

Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog, You should not use me so.

Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog, You should not use me so.

Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog,

REGAN REGAN's speech

Sir, being his knave, I will.

Sir, being his knave, I will.

Sir, being his knave, I will.

Sir, being his knave, I will.

[_Stocks brought out._]
CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

This is a fellow of the selfsame colour

Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!

This is a fellow of the selfsame colour Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!

This is a fellow of the selfsame colour Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!

This is a fellow of the selfsame colour

GLOUCESTER ≋ verse GLOUCESTER's speech

Let me beseech your grace not to do so:

His fault is much, and the good King his master

Will check him for’t: your purpos’d low correction

Is such as basest and contemned’st wretches

For pilferings and most common trespasses,

Are punish’d with. The King must take it ill

That he, so slightly valued in his messenger,

Should have him thus restrained.

Let me beseech your grace not to do so: His fault is much, and the good King his master Will check him for’t: your purpos’d low correction Is such as basest and contemned’st wretches For pilferings and most common trespasses, Are punish’d with. The King must take it ill That he, so slightly valued i

Let me beseech your grace not to do so: His fault is much, and the good King his master Will check him for’t: your purpos’d low correction Is such as basest and contemned’st wretches For pilferings and most common trespasses, Are punish’d with. The King must take it ill That he, so slightly valued i

Let me beseech your grace not to do so:

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

I’ll answer that.

I’ll answer that.

I’ll answer that.

I’ll answer that.

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

My sister may receive it much more worse,

To have her gentleman abus’d, assaulted,

For following her affairs. Put in his legs.

My sister may receive it much more worse, To have her gentleman abus’d, assaulted, For following her affairs. Put in his legs.

My sister may receive it much more worse, To have her gentleman abus’d, assaulted, For following her affairs. Put in his legs.

My sister may receive it much more worse

[_Kent is put in the
stocks._]
CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Come, my good lord, away.

Come, my good lord, away.

Come, my good lord, away.

Come, my good lord, away.

[_Exeunt all but Gloucester and Kent._]
GLOUCESTER ≋ verse GLOUCESTER's speech

I am sorry for thee, friend; ’tis the Duke’s pleasure,

Whose disposition, all the world well knows,

Will not be rubb’d nor stopp’d; I’ll entreat for thee.

I am sorry for thee, friend; ’tis the Duke’s pleasure, Whose disposition, all the world well knows, Will not be rubb’d nor stopp’d; I’ll entreat for thee.

I am sorry for thee, friend; ’tis the Duke’s pleasure, Whose disposition, all the world well knows, Will not be rubb’d nor stopp’d; I’ll entreat for thee.

I am sorry for thee, friend; ’tis the Du

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Pray do not, sir: I have watch’d, and travell’d hard;

Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I’ll whistle.

A good man’s fortune may grow out at heels:

Give you good morrow!

Pray do not, sir: I have watch’d, and travell’d hard; Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I’ll whistle. A good man’s fortune may grow out at heels: Give you good morrow!

Pray do not, sir: I have watch’d, and travell’d hard; Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I’ll whistle. A good man’s fortune may grow out at heels: Give you good morrow!

Pray do not, sir: I have watch’d, and tr

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

The Duke’s to blame in this: ’twill be ill taken.

The Duke’s to blame in this: ’twill be ill taken.

The Duke’s to blame in this: ’twill be ill taken.

The Duke’s to blame in this: ’twill be i

[_Exit._]
KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Good King, that must approve the common saw,

Thou out of heaven’s benediction com’st

To the warm sun.

Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,

That by thy comfortable beams I may

Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles

But misery. I know ’tis from Cordelia,

Who hath most fortunately been inform’d

Of my obscured course. And shall find time

From this enormous state, seeking to give

Losses their remedies. All weary and o’erwatch’d,

Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold

This shameful lodging.

Fortune, good night: smile once more, turn thy wheel!

Good King, that must approve the common saw, Thou out of heaven’s benediction com’st To the warm sun. Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, That by thy comfortable beams I may Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles But misery. I know ’tis from Cordelia, Who hath most fortunately been

Good King, that must approve the common saw, Thou out of heaven’s benediction com’st To the warm sun. Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, That by thy comfortable beams I may Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles But misery. I know ’tis from Cordelia, Who hath most fortunately been

Good King, that must approve the common

[_He sleeps._]

The Reckoning

Kent (as Caius) arrives at Gloucester's castle carrying Lear's letter for Regan. He meets Oswald, Goneril's steward, arriving with a letter from Goneril. Kent despises Oswald on sight — and says so at exhausting, virtuosic length. When he draws his sword, Cornwall and Regan emerge and shut it down. Cornwall puts Kent in the stocks as punishment. Gloucester protests, appalled — a king's messenger in the stocks is an insult to the king. Cornwall doesn't care. Regan agrees. Kent is left overnight in the stocks, where he reads a letter from Cordelia and waits for morning.

If this happened today…

A CEO's most loyal COO shows up at a regional office to deliver a message. He runs into the head of communications for the CEO's elder daughter — a man he's seen before and recognized as a sycophantic political operator. He stops the man in the parking lot and delivers a four-paragraph verbal evisceration of his character, class origins, and professional ethics. When they start to escalate physically, the daughter's husband comes out and has the COO put in a storage closet overnight — while reminding everyone that he has the authority to do this now. The COO sits in the dark reading a text message from the youngest daughter and waiting for morning.

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