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The argument Kent returns in disguise, the Fool tells Lear what he's done in riddles, Goneril delivers the ultimatum about his knights — and Lear discovers what it feels like to have no power.
Enter Kent, disguised.
First appearance
KENT

In disguise as Caius he is blunter and rougher than the Kent of 1-1 — the disguise seems to give him permission for directness. His tripping of Oswald is physical comedy, but it's also the first act of service: he's defending Lear before Lear knows who he is.

KENT ≋ verse Hidden love driving secret labor

If but as well I other accents borrow,

That can my speech defuse, my good intent

May carry through itself to that full issue

For which I rais’d my likeness. Now, banish’d Kent,

If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn’d,

So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov’st,

Shall find thee full of labours.

Horns within. Enter King

Lear, Knights and Attendants.

If I can borrow a different accent so my speech sounds unfamiliar,

my honest purpose may carry through completely

to the full outcome I changed my appearance for. Now, banished Kent,

if you can serve where you stand condemned,

so may it come that your master, whom you love,

shall find you full of devoted work.

If I can nail this accent,

maybe my actual intention gets through.

Okay, banished Kent—let's see if this works.

If you can serve a place you're exiled from,

maybe the king you love will see

how much labor and loyalty you'll give.

different voice different self serve him anyway no recognition just work

LEAR Impatient royal demand

Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready.

Don't delay a moment — get my dinner ready now.

Speed it up. I want food now.

im hungry food now no waiting

↩ Callback to 1-1 The Fool's 'Nothing can be made out of nothing' echoes Lear's own line from 1-1 — the maxim he used to reject Cordelia. Now it's used against him. Shakespeare recycles the language deliberately.
[_Exit an Attendant._]
How now! what art thou?
KENT Simple, direct self-description

A man, sir.

A man, sir.

A man, sir.

im a man

LEAR Skeptical interrogation

What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?

What do you do? What do you want from me?

What's your job? What do you need?

what do u do why are u here

KENT Earnest self-presentation and vow of service

I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him truly that

will put me in trust; to love him that is honest; to converse

with him that is wise and says little; to fear judgement; to fight

when I cannot choose; and to eat no fish.

I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve truly whoever trusts me;

to love the honest man; to speak with the wise man who says little;

to fear judgment; to fight when I have no choice; and to eat no fish

that is, to be no hypocrite.

I'm exactly who I look like. I'll serve anyone who trusts me.

I love honest people, I listen to wise ones,

I'm not afraid of judgment, I'll fight if I have to,

and I'm no fake—no pretense.

im what i seem ill serve u true love honest ppl listen to wise ppl no fake

LEAR Probing for truth

What art thou?

Who are you, really?

But who actually are you?

who tho

KENT Claiming kinship through poverty

A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the King.

A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the king.

An honest guy, and just as broke as you.

honest poor like u no difference

LEAR Sardonic acceptance of shared poverty

If thou be’st as poor for a subject as he’s for a king, thou art

poor enough. What wouldst thou?

If you're as poor as a subject while I'm as poor as a king, you're poor enough. What do you want?

If you're broke as a peasant and I'm broke as a king, yeah, you're broke enough. What'll it be?

ur poor enough so what do u want

KENT Single-word declaration of purpose

Service.

Service.

To serve you.

service

LEAR Testing his commitment

Who wouldst thou serve?

Who would you serve?

Who would you work for?

who

KENT Immediate and clear choice

You.

You.

You.

u

LEAR Testing recognition and deference

Dost thou know me, fellow?

Do you know who I am?

You know who I am?

u know who i am

KENT Recognition of authority before identity

No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would fain

call master.

No, sir—but you have something in your face that I'd gladly call my master.

No, sir. But there's something in how you look that I'd be happy to serve.

dont know u but somethings in ur face id follow u

LEAR Curious but skeptical

What’s that?

What's that?

What is it?

what

KENT Naming the source of leadership

Authority.

Authority.

Authority. Power.

authority

LEAR Practical evaluation

What services canst thou do?

What kind of work can you do?

What skills do you have?

what can u do

KENT ≋ verse Humble enumeration of practical skills

I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in

telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which

ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of

me is diligence.

I can keep secrets, ride well, run fast, and tell a story plainly without embellishment.

I do what ordinary men do, and my best quality is that I work hard.

I don't make excuses.

I'm discreet, I ride, I run, I don't dress up the truth—just tell it straight.

I'm good at the basic stuff, and mainly I just work hard.

That's my strength.

keep secrets ride run tell truth straight work hard no excuses

LEAR Sizing up the man

How old art thou?

How old are you?

How old are you?

how old r u

KENT Middle-aged practicality

Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing; nor so old to

dote on her for anything: I have years on my back forty-eight.

Not so young that I'd love a woman just for singing, and not so old that I'd cling to her for anything else.

I'm forty-eight years old.

Young enough not to be a fool for a pretty voice, old enough not to lose my head for any other reason either.

I'm forty-eight.

not young not old just right im 48

LEAR Decisive acceptance and shift of attention

Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse after dinner, I

will not part from thee yet. Dinner, ho, dinner! Where’s my knave? my

fool? Go you and call my fool hither.

Come with me. You'll serve me. If I don't dislike you after dinner,

I won't let you go yet. Now, where's my fool? Go call my fool here.

Alright, follow me. You're hired. If you don't annoy me by dinner's end,

we'll keep going. Now find my fool and bring him here.

youre hired come with me if i like u we stay together find my fool

[_Exit an Attendant._]
Enter Oswald.
You, you, sirrah, where’s my daughter?
OSWALD Formal but interrupted response

So please you,—

If it please you—

If you please—

if u want

[_Exit._]
LEAR Irritated confusion

What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.

What did that fellow say? Call that blockhead back.

What did he say? Call that idiot back.

what did he say call him back stupid

[_Exit a Knight._]
Where’s my fool? Ho, I think the world’s asleep.
Re-enter Knight.
How now! where’s that mongrel?
KNIGHT Relaying an excuse

He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.

He says, my lord, that your daughter is not well.

He says your daughter's not feeling well, sir.

daughter sick thats what he said

LEAR Outrage at disobedience

Why came not the slave back to me when I called him?

Why didn't that coward come back to me when I called?

Why didn't he come back when I called him?

why he no come back when i call

KNIGHT Shock at defiance

Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not.

Sir, he answered me very bluntly—he refused.

Sir, he said flat out he wouldn't.

he said no roundly refused

LEAR Disbelief at insubordination

He would not?

He refused?

He said no?

no way he refused

KNIGHT Loyal servant delivering bad news

My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my judgement your

highness is not entertained with that ceremonious affection as

you were wont; there’s a great abatement of kindness appears as

well in the general dependants as in the Duke himself also, and

your daughter.

My lord, I don't know what the cause is, but in my judgment your majesty

is not being treated with the ceremonious respect you used to receive.

There's a great falling-away of kindness, both in your daughter and in the Duke himself,

and in all the attendants.

Sir, I'm not sure what's happening, but you're not getting the respect you used to.

Something's changed. Your daughter, the Duke—everyone's being cold.

The kindness is gone.

somethings wrong u not getting respect everyone cold kindness gone

LEAR Taking in the revelation

Ha! say’st thou so?

You say so?

Really?

really

KNIGHT Risky honesty despite fear

I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for my duty

cannot be silent when I think your highness wronged.

I beg your pardon, my lord, if I'm wrong. But my duty won't let me stay silent

when I think your majesty is being wronged.

Forgive me if I'm off base, sir. But I can't just sit quiet

when I see you being treated badly.

sorry if wrong but i cant stay quiet when ur wronged

LEAR Dawning awareness of betrayal

Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception: I have perceived

a most faint neglect of late; which I have rather blamed as mine

own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence and purpose of

unkindness: I will look further into’t. But where’s my fool? I

have not seen him this two days.

You've reminded me of what I've been sensing: a very faint neglect lately.

I blamed it more on my own paranoid curiosity than on real unkindness.

But I see now. I'll look deeper into this.

You're right—I've been feeling it. Something's off.

I thought it was just me being suspicious, but it's real.

There's actual coldness there. I need to figure this out.

ive felt it neglect dont know if real think somethings wrong

KNIGHT Revealing the cost of Lear's decision

Since my young lady’s going into France, sir, the fool hath much

pined away.

Since my young lady went to France, sir, the fool has wasted away with grief.

Since your daughter went to France, sir, the fool's just been dying inside.

since cordelia left fool dying sad as hell

LEAR ≋ verse Suppressing emotion and changing subject

No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you and tell my

daughter I would speak with her.

We won't speak of that. I've noticed. Go tell my daughter I want to speak with her.

Don't. I know. Go find my daughter and tell her I need to talk to her.

dont talk about it i know find goneril tell her i want her

[_Exit Attendant._]
Go you, call hither my fool.
[_Exit another Attendant._]
Re-enter Oswald.
O, you, sir, you, come you hither, sir: who am I, sir?
OSWALD Calculated disrespect

My lady’s father.

My lady's father.

My lady's father.

ur ladys father

LEAR Explosive rage at insubordination

My lady’s father! my lord’s knave: you whoreson dog! you slave! you

cur!

My lady's father! You are my lord's servant, you cur! You slave! You dog!

My lady's father? You're my son-in-law's servant, you bastard! You slave! You dog!

im the king no lady's anything u my servant stupid

OSWALD Threatened authority asserting power

I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.

I'll have you whipped for this insolence!

I'll have you beaten for talking to me that way!

ur gonna get whipped for this disrespect

LEAR Physical fury, loss of composure

Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?

I'll beat you myself.

I'll do it with my own hands.

ill beat u myself

[_Striking him._]
OSWALD Restrained rage

I’ll not be struck, my lord.

Let me go!

Let me at him!

let me go let me hit him

KENT Cowardly retreat

Nor tripp’d neither, you base football player.

Oswald exits.

Oswald gets away.

oswald runs

[_Tripping up his heels._]
LEAR Obsessive desire for vengeance

I thank thee, fellow. Thou serv’st me, and I’ll love thee.

Go, you—bring that coward back. I want to beat him properly.

Go get that bastard. I'm not done with him.

get him back i wanna hurt him hes mine

KENT Reporting futility

Come, sir, arise, away! I’ll teach you differences: away, away! If you

will measure your lubber’s length again, tarry; but away! go to; have

you wisdom? So.

Sir, the man is gone. He's not here.

Sir, he ran off. He's gone.

hes gone he left

[_Pushes Oswald out._]
LEAR Shifting back to search

Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there’s earnest of thy service.

But where is my fool?

Anyway, where's my fool?

where fool where is he

[_Giving Kent money._]
Enter Fool.
FOOL Warm affection toward the Fool

Let me hire him too; here’s my coxcomb.

How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou, my boy?

Hey there! How are you doing, my boy?

hey u how r u my boy

[_Giving Kent his cap._]
LEAR Questioning the advice

How now, my pretty knave, how dost thou?

But why, my boy?

But why?

why

FOOL Teaching through riddle and paradox

Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.

If thou follow'st me, thou must learn by heart the question asked by a snail:

'What is the news?' But that will teach thee nothing of import.

If you follow me, you'll learn what a snail learns by asking 'What's the news?'—

which doesn't teach you anything real.

if u follow me u learn nothing just like snail ask what is news

KENT Mild acceptance or confusion

Why, fool?

That is a very good lesson.

That's a strange lesson.

ok sure

FOOL The Fool delivers the core truth wrapped in riddle

Why, for taking one’s part that’s out of favour. Nay, an thou

canst not smile as the wind sits, thou’lt catch cold shortly:

there, take my coxcomb: why, this fellow has banish’d two on’s

daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will; if

thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb. How now,

nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!

Have more. 'Tis a lesson for fathers when they give all away to their daughters.

They learn what a snail learns.

Here's the real one. It's for fathers who give everything to their daughters.

That's when they learn what the snail knows—nothing that helps.

lesson for u who gave away kingdom to your daughters u learn nothing

LEAR Demanding explanation

Why, my boy?

What lesson is that?

What's that supposed to mean?

what lesson

FOOL Describing Lear's new powerlessness

If I gave them all my living, I’d keep my coxcombs myself. There’s

mine; beg another of thy daughters.

If a man remove the thing he loves from a distance,

he becomes her shadow, following where she goes.

If you drive away the person you love,

you end up just following them around.

if u chase away who u love u just follow them

LEAR Self-awareness of transformation

Take heed, sirrah, the whip.

I am not the man I was.

I'm not who I used to be.

im different now im not the same

FOOL ≋ verse Harsh truth from the Fool

Truth’s a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped out, when

the Lady Brach may stand by the fire and stink.

No, that's certain; you're much less, not more.

That's for sure. You're less now, not more.

ur less less power less respect

LEAR Seeking information or acknowledgment

A pestilent gall to me!

What's the matter?

What's going on?

whats wrong

FOOL The Fool drives home the fundamental error

Sirrah, I’ll teach thee a speech.

Thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown when thou gavest thy golden one away.

Now all thy other titles are gone; the only title remaining is the one thou wast born with.

You didn't have much sense in that bald head when you gave away your golden crown.

You've lost every title you got—the only one left is the one you've always had.

stupid move gave away crown lost all titles just fool left

LEAR Playing ignorant or genuinely lost

Do.

Which one?

Which one's that?

which

FOOL ≋ verse Pointing at himself and Lear

Mark it, nuncle:

Have more than thou showest,

Speak less than thou knowest,

Lend less than thou owest,

Ride more than thou goest,

Learn more than thou trowest,

Set less than thou throwest;

Leave thy drink and thy whore,

And keep in-a-door,

And thou shalt have more

Than two tens to a score.

This knave here, my boy.

This knave. Me. Us.

fool me thats the title

KENT Stung dignity

This is nothing, fool.

Call not me fool, boy.

Don't call me a fool.

dont call me fool

FOOL ≋ verse Delivering the punchline with perfect cruelty

Then ’tis like the breath of an unfee’d lawyer, you gave me

nothing for’t. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?

All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast born with.

You've given away all your other ones. You were born with this one.

fool is your birthright u always had it u cant give it away

LEAR The Fool references the one act Lear can't undo

Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing.

When were you crazed? Thou hadst a daughter took thy name from thee;

she gave thee kindness. When was that?

When did you lose your mind? You had a daughter who took away from you

and instead gave you kindness. That was good, right?

u had cordelia she loved u what happened u banished her

[_to Kent._] Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land
FOOL Beginning to sense the conspiracy

comes to: he will not believe a fool.

Mark it, sirrah; have an eye to my servants.

Watch them carefully. Keep an eye on my people.

watch my servants keep eye on them

LEAR Confused questioning

A bitter fool.

Why, what observe thou in me, my boy?

What are you saying about me, boy?

what about me what u see

FOOL The Fool's diagnosis of Lear's condition

Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and

a sweet one?

Thou art a pretty fellow;

thou hast here a pretty way of working: go to, sirrah; an old man is twice a child.

You're a clever guy with your tricks.

Here's what's happening: you're starting to go senile, like a kid again.

ur clever but ur getting old becoming child again

LEAR Denying the truth

No, lad; teach me.

No, no.

No.

no

FOOL ≋ verse Offering kingship of folly

That lord that counsell’d thee

To give away thy land,

Come place him here by me,

Do thou for him stand.

The sweet and bitter fool

Will presently appear;

The one in motley here,

The other found out there.

An thou canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'll catch a cold shortly:

there; take my coxcomb.

If you can't go with the wind, you'll catch pneumonia.

Here; you take my foolish hat.

cant change with wind ul get sick take my hat u fool now

LEAR Resistance to the metaphor

Dost thou call me fool, boy?

Why, my boy?

Why would I do that?

why would i

FOOL Shift to the real question

All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast born

with.

If thou follow'st him thou must needs wear my coxcomb. How now, sirrah?

Have you daughters?

If you follow Goneril, you'll be the fool.

Listen, do you have daughters?

if u follow her ul be fool u have daughters

KENT Impatient curiosity

This is not altogether fool, my lord.

What's the news?

What's your point?

what

FOOL ≋ verse The Fool elaborates the cosmic error

No, faith; lords and great men will not let me; if I had a

monopoly out, they would have part on’t and ladies too, they

will not let me have all the fool to myself; they’ll be

snatching. Nuncle, give me an egg, and I’ll give thee two

crowns.

Thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown when thou gavest away thy golden one and divided thy kingdoms.

O, Reason not the need! Our basest beggars are in the poorest thing superfluous.

Allow not nature more than nature needs, man's life is cheap as beast's!

You lost your mind when you gave away your crown and split up your kingdom.

Don't debate what you need. Even beggars have something extra beyond survival.

If you cut down to bare necessity, a man's life is worth no more than an animal's.

lost it gave crown away divided kingdom u insane even beggars have stuff u cutting bare minimum man worth nothing then

LEAR Self-deprecating warning

What two crowns shall they be?

Beware of fools.

Beware of guys like me.

watch out for fools

FOOL Seeking clarification

Why, after I have cut the egg i’ the middle and eat up the

meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i’

the middle and gav’st away both parts, thou bor’st thine ass on

thy back o’er the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown

when thou gav’st thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in

this, let him be whipped that first finds it so.

What means that?

What are you saying?

what u mean

[_Singing._]
Fools had ne’er less grace in a year;
For wise men are grown foppish,
And know not how their wits to wear,
Their manners are so apish.
LEAR Feigned surprise at Lear's presence

When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?

Cry you mercy, I forgot you were here!

Oh! I didn't see you were there!

didnt see u sory

FOOL Warning through music

I have used it, nuncle, e’er since thou mad’st thy daughters thy

mothers; for when thou gav’st them the rod, and put’st down thine

own breeches,

The Fool sings.

The Fool breaks into song.

fool sings

[_Singing._]
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to
lie; I would fain learn to lie.
LEAR Sharpening the question into challenge

An you lie, sirrah, we’ll have you whipped.

What need have you of so many servants and followers?

What do you need all these guys for?

why u need all these men what for

FOOL Lear deflecting with specificity

I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are: they’ll have me

whipped for speaking true; thou’lt have me whipped for lying;

and sometimes I am whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be

any kind o’thing than a fool: and yet I would not be thee,

nuncle: thou hast pared thy wit o’both sides, and left nothing

i’ the middle: here comes one o’ the parings.

Who in particular does this offend you?

Which ones specifically are bothering you?

which ones problem

Enter Goneril.
LEAR ≋ verse Ultimatum delivered

How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks you

are too much of late i’ the frown.

My lord, I have borne with you as long as I can.

I will tolerate this no longer—you must reduce your company to twenty men.

Sir, I've put up with this long enough.

I'm done. You need to cut your men down to twenty.

done waiting thats it only twenty men no more

FOOL Lear's bewildered appeal

Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for

her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure: I am better

than thou art now. I am a fool, thou art nothing. [_To Goneril._]

Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue. So your face bids me, though

you say nothing. Mum, mum,

He that keeps nor crust nor crum,

Weary of all, shall want some.

Is not this well? What should an old king do?

Is this fair? What's an old king supposed to do?

thats fair what should i do im old

[_Pointing to Lear_.] That’s a shealed peascod.
GONERIL ≋ verse Lear testing Goneril's answer

Not only, sir, this your all-licens’d fool,

But other of your insolent retinue

Do hourly carp and quarrel; breaking forth

In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir,

I had thought, by making this well known unto you,

To have found a safe redress; but now grow fearful,

By what yourself too late have spoke and done,

That you protect this course, and put it on

By your allowance; which if you should, the fault

Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,

Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,

Might in their working do you that offence

Which else were shame, that then necessity

Will call discreet proceeding.

Do you feel that your respect has diminished in this place?

Do you feel disrespected here?

u feel disrespected is that it

FOOL ≋ verse Goneril appeals to observable reality

For you know, nuncle,

The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long

That it’s had it head bit off by it young.

So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.

What makes you think that what you hear is less true than what you see?

Your knights are unruly and disobedient to me.

Don't you trust what you see with your own eyes?

Your knights don't respect me, and they're out of control.

trust ur eyes u see it knight bad dont respect me wild

LEAR Lear promises investigation but already doubting

Are you our daughter?

I will look further into this charge, madam.

If they offend you, they offend me.

I'll look into this, I promise.

If they've wronged you, they've wronged me too.

ill check it out if they wrong u they wrong me

GONERIL ≋ verse Goneril issues her ultimatum directly

Come, sir,

I would you would make use of that good wisdom,

Whereof I know you are fraught; and put away

These dispositions, which of late transform you

From what you rightly are.

Have less men about you, or I'll reduce them myself.

Cut them down, or I'll do it for you.

cut them or i will thats final

FOOL Lear capitulates but with bitterness

May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse? Whoop, Jug! I

love thee!

Very well, I will obey you.

Fine. I'll do what you say.

ok fine ill do it

LEAR ≋ verse Departure of the threat

Doth any here know me? This is not Lear;

Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?

Either his notion weakens, his discernings

Are lethargied. Ha! waking? ’Tis not so!

Who is it that can tell me who I am?

Goneril leaves.

Goneril walks out.

goneril exits

FOOL Lear's fundamental collapse of identity

Lear’s shadow.

Does any here know me? This is not Lear!

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is

to have a thankless child!

Does anyone recognize me? This isn't Lear!

It's worse than a snake's bite

to have a child who doesn't care.

whos this im not king kid ungrateful worse than snake bite

LEAR False hope in Regan

I would learn that; for by the marks of sovereignty, knowledge and

reason, I should be false persuaded I had daughters.

My other daughter—I have another—she will be kinder to me.

I have another daughter. She'll be better to me than this.

regan my other daughter shell treat me better

FOOL Despair approaching

Which they will make an obedient father.

Life is barely worth living when—

It's not even worth living when—

barely worth living

LEAR Lear's tragic apology for his condition

Your name, fair gentlewoman?

Gentlemen, I am very sorry I am old. Age is not honor.

I'm sorry I'm old. Getting older doesn't earn respect.

sorry im old age no honor

GONERIL ≋ verse Request for escape and mercy

This admiration, sir, is much o’ the favour

Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you

To understand my purposes aright:

As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.

Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;

Men so disorder’d, so debosh’d and bold

That this our court, infected with their manners,

Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust

Makes it more like a tavern or a brothel

Than a grac’d palace. The shame itself doth speak

For instant remedy. Be, then, desir’d

By her that else will take the thing she begs

A little to disquantity your train;

And the remainder that shall still depend,

To be such men as may besort your age,

Which know themselves, and you.

Let me go, I beg you.

Let me leave. Please.

let me go please

LEAR ≋ verse The Fool offers warning

Darkness and devils!

Saddle my horses; call my train together.

Degenerate bastard! I’ll not trouble thee:

Yet have I left a daughter.

Let me give you counsel, my lord: do not go to Regan.

Listen, sir: don't go to Regan.

dont go regan please

GONERIL ≋ verse Lear's desperate hope

You strike my people; and your disorder’d rabble

Make servants of their betters.

Why not? Regan is kind. She loves me.

Why? Regan's good to me. She cares.

why not regan love me shes kind

Enter Albany.
LEAR Lear's stubborn refusal of truth

Woe that too late repents!—

No, no. Regan will protect me. I will go to her now.

No. Regan's different. I'm going to her right now.

no regan different im going now

[_To Albany._] O, sir, are you come?
Is it your will? Speak, sir.—Prepare my horses.
Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
More hideous when thou show’st thee in a child
Than the sea-monster!
ALBANY Lear's fixed delusion

Pray, sir, be patient.

To my daughter. To Regan. She will care for me.

To Regan. She'll take care of me.

regan shell care for me

[_to Goneril._] Detested kite, thou liest.
LEAR ≋ verse Lear's central question and crisis

My train are men of choice and rarest parts,

That all particulars of duty know;

And in the most exact regard support

The worships of their name. O most small fault,

How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!

Which, like an engine, wrench’d my frame of nature

From the fix’d place; drew from my heart all love,

And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!

Who is it that can tell me who I am?

Who can tell me who I am?

who am i who can tell me

[_Striking his head._] Beat at this gate that let thy folly in
And thy dear judgement out! Go, go, my people.
ALBANY ≋ verse Stage clear for next scene

My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant

Of what hath moved you.

Exeunt.

They all exit.

everyone leaves

LEAR ≋ verse Introduction of Albany

It may be so, my lord.

Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear!

Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend

To make this creature fruitful!

Into her womb convey sterility!

Dry up in her the organs of increase;

And from her derogate body never spring

A babe to honour her! If she must teem,

Create her child of spleen, that it may live

And be a thwart disnatur’d torment to her!

Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth;

With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks;

Turn all her mother’s pains and benefits

To laughter and contempt; that she may feel

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is

To have a thankless child! Away, away!

Albany enters.

Albany arrives.

albany here

[_Exit._]
ALBANY Reporting the damage

Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?

He is gone, sir. He is very angry with your wife.

He left, sir. He's furious with your wife.

hes gone mad at ur wife

GONERIL ≋ verse Albany's confusion and concern

Never afflict yourself to know more of it;

But let his disposition have that scope

That dotage gives it.

Angry with my wife? What happened?

Angry with her? What did she do?

angry why what happen

Re-enter Lear.
LEAR ≋ verse Albany disassociates himself

What, fifty of my followers at a clap?

Within a fortnight?

I did not consent to this.

I didn't agree to this.

i didnt agree not me

ALBANY Exonerating Albany

What’s the matter, sir?

No, sir. She did this on her own.

Right. She did it herself.

her fault not urs

LEAR ≋ verse Albany's compassion emerging

I’ll tell thee. [_To Goneril._] Life and death! I am

asham’d

That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;

That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,

Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!

Th’untented woundings of a father’s curse

Pierce every sense about thee! Old fond eyes,

Beweep this cause again, I’ll pluck ye out,

And cast you with the waters that you lose

To temper clay. Ha! Let it be so.

I have another daughter,

Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable:

When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails

She’ll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find

That I’ll resume the shape which thou dost think

I have cast off for ever.

I fear what will happen to him. The old man is fragile.

I'm scared for him. He's old and breaking.

scared for him hes old breaking

[_Exeunt Lear, Kent and Attendants._]
GONERIL Lear's curse invokes cosmic law

Do you mark that?

Hear me, Nature! If you will not make her barren,

let her stay fertile but produce only daughters,

and let those daughters grow to hate and disobey her,

so that she may feel the ingratitude she has shown me.

Listen, Nature! If you won't make her barren,

let her have daughters—all daughters—

and let them be ungrateful and cruel to her,

so she feels what I'm feeling right now.

hear me nature make her barren if not make daughters ungrateful daughters like mine

ALBANY ≋ verse The curse extends to fertility itself

I cannot be so partial, Goneril,

To the great love I bear you,—

He is cursing the very foundations of her being.

He's wishing destruction on her very womb.

cursing her fertility her womb her future

GONERIL Turning toward the only hope

Pray you, content. What, Oswald, ho!

Come, Kent. We must send word to Cordelia.

Kent, we need to send a message to Cordelia.

kent weve got message for cordelia

[_To the Fool._] You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.
FOOL ≋ verse Entrusting the mission to loyal Kent

Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry and take the fool with thee.

A fox when one has caught her,

And such a daughter,

Should sure to the slaughter,

If my cap would buy a halter;

So the fool follows after.

Take this letter. Go to France and find Cordelia. Tell her what has happened.

Take this letter. Get to France and find Cordelia. Tell her everything.

take letter go france find cordelia tell her

[_Exit._]
GONERIL ≋ verse Conveying the unspoken truth

This man hath had good counsel.—A hundred knights!

’Tis politic and safe to let him keep

At point a hundred knights: yes, that on every dream,

Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,

He may enguard his dotage with their powers,

And hold our lives in mercy. Oswald, I say!

Tell her her father loves her and did not mean to banish her.

Tell her he loves her and didn't want to drive her away.

he love her dinnt mean banish

ALBANY Investing all hope in Cordelia's return

Well, you may fear too far.

Tell her she must come back. She is his only hope.

Tell her to come back. She's all he has left.

come back only hope only one who can save

GONERIL ≋ verse Kent's immediate obedience and love

Safer than trust too far:

Let me still take away the harms I fear,

Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart.

What he hath utter’d I have writ my sister:

If she sustain him and his hundred knights,

When I have show’d th’unfitness,—

I will take this letter to her at once, my lord.

I'll get this to her right away, sir.

going now ill take it

Re-enter Oswald.
How now, Oswald!
What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
OSWALD Following the path to the next trap

Ay, madam.

The King is gone toward Regan's house.

Lear's heading to Regan's place.

lear going regan

GONERIL ≋ verse Ominous certainty of what awaits

Take you some company, and away to horse:

Inform her full of my particular fear;

And thereto add such reasons of your own

As may compact it more. Get you gone;

And hasten your return.

He will find no comfort there.

He won't find help there either.

no help there same trap

[_Exit Oswald._]
No, no, my lord!
This milky gentleness and course of yours,
Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon,
You are much more attask’d for want of wisdom
Than prais’d for harmful mildness.
ALBANY ≋ verse Albany's passive resignation

How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell:

Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.

but when we try to improve things, we often make them worse.

I will wait and see how this resolves.

but trying to fix things usually breaks them.

I'll wait and see what happens.

trying fix things makes worse wait see

GONERIL Goneril cutting off the argument

Nay then,—

Well then—

Fine then—

ok then

ALBANY Albany's hope that time will judge

Well, well; the event.

Let's wait and see what comes of all this.

Perhaps time will show us what was right.

We'll see how it all plays out.

Maybe everything will work out the way it should.

wait see what happen maybe ok

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

Kent, banished in 1-1, walks back in as a stranger named Caius and talks his way into Lear's service. Lear hires him without recognizing him. Oswald is insolent; Lear hits him; Kent trips Oswald — Lear is delighted. Then the Fool appears. Every one of the Fool's songs and riddles says the same thing in a different way: you gave away your power, and now you have none. When Goneril arrives, she says plainly that Lear's knights are disorderly and she wants their number reduced. Lear erupts. He calls down a curse on her — a horrifying fertility curse — and storms off to Regan, convinced she will treat him better. He is wrong. Albany, arriving late, can barely understand what has happened. The scene ends with Kent sent ahead with a letter for Cordelia.

If this happened today…

A retired CEO has moved into his daughter's house under an agreement that he keeps his assistant, his driver, his security team, and his weekly briefings — fifty staff in total. His daughter's head of operations (Oswald) starts ignoring his requests, rescheduling his meetings, reassigning parking. A stand-up philosopher he's kept on retainer shows up and starts doing bits about people who give away their companies and then wonder why nobody returns their calls. Then the daughter comes in and says: twenty people max, and frankly she thinks ten is plenty. The CEO starts yelling about ungrateful children. His son-in-law arrives home to find everyone shouting and no idea where it started.

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