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Act 5, Scene 7 — London. The Palace
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The argument Edward is restored to his throne, the family celebrates with his new infant son, Richard kisses the baby while revealing in an aside that he plans to destroy everything, and Margaret is sent back to France.
Flourish. Enter King Edward, Queen Elizabeth, George, Richard,
Hastings, Nurse, carrying infant Prince Edward, and Attendants.
KING EDWARD ≋ verse resolute

Once more we sit in England’s royal throne,

Repurchased with the blood of enemies.

What valiant foemen, like to autumn’s corn,

Have we mowed down in tops of all their pride!

Three Dukes of Somerset, threefold renowned

For hardy and undoubted champions;

Two Cliffords, as the father and the son;

And two Northumberlands; two braver men

Ne’er spurred their coursers at the trumpet’s sound;

With them the two brave bears, Warwick and Montague,

That in their chains fettered the kingly lion

And made the forest tremble when they roared.

Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat

And made our footstool of security.

Come hither, Bess, and let me kiss my boy.

Young Ned, for thee thine uncles and myself

Have in our armours watched the winter’s night,

Went all afoot in summer’s scalding heat,

That thou mightst repossess the crown in peace;

And of our labours thou shalt reap the gain.

Once more we sit in England’s royal throne, Repurchased with the blood of enemies. What valiant foemen, like to autumn’s corn, Have we mowed down in tops of all their pride! Three Dukes of Somerset, threefold renowned For hardy and undoubted champions; Two Cliffords, as the father and the son; And two Northumberlands; two braver men Ne’er spurred their coursers at the trumpet’s sound; With them the two brave bears, Warwick and Montague, That in their chains fettered the kingly lion And made the forest tremble when they roared. Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat And made our footstool of security. Come hither, Bess, and let me kiss my boy. Young Ned, for you your uncles and myself Have in our armours watched the winter’s night, Went all afoot in summer’s scalding heat, That you mightst repossess the crown in peace; And of our labours you shall reap the gain.

Once more we sit in England’s royal throne, Repurchased with the blood of enemies. What valiant foemen, like to autumn’s corn, Have we mowed down in tops of all their pride! Three Dukes of Somerset, threefold renowned For hardy and undoubted champions; Two Cliffords, as the father and the son; And two Northumberlands; two braver men Ne’er spurred their coursers at the trumpet’s sound; With them the two brave bears, Warwick and Montague, That in their chains fettered the kingly lion And made the forest tremble when they roared. Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat And made our footstool of security. Come hither, Bess, and let me kiss my boy. Young Ned, for you your uncles and myself Have in our armours watched the winter’s night, Went all afoot in summer’s scalding heat, That you mightst repossess the crown in peace; And of our labours you shall reap the gain.

proof right here

🎭 Dramatic irony Edward's tender speech to his infant son — 'for thee thine uncles and myself / have in our armours watched the winter's night' — is answered by Richard's aside: 'I'll blast his harvest.' The baby is the heir whom Richard will imprison and murder in the Tower.
[_Aside_.] I’ll blast his harvest, if your head were laid;
RICHARD ≋ verse resolute

For yet I am not looked on in the world.

This shoulder was ordained so thick to heave,

And heave it shall some weight or break my back.

Work thou the way, and that shall execute.

For yet I am not looked on in the world. This shoulder was ordained so thick to heave, And heave it shall some weight or break my back. Work you the way, and that shall execute.

For yet I am not looked on in the world. This shoulder was ordained so thick to heave, And heave it shall some weight or break my back. Work you the way, and that shall execute.

yeah brutal

KING EDWARD ≋ verse resolute

Clarence and Gloucester, love my lovely Queen;

And kiss your princely nephew, brothers both.

Clarence and Gloucester, love my lovely Queen; And kiss your princely nephew, brothers both.

Clarence and Gloucester, love my lovely Queen; And kiss your princely nephew, brothers both.

hm

GEORGE ≋ verse resolute

The duty that I owe unto your Majesty

I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe.

The duty that I owe unto your Majesty I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe.

The duty that I owe unto your Majesty I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe.

hm

QUEEN ELIZABETH resolute

Thanks, noble Clarence; worthy brother, thanks.

Thanks, noble Clarence; worthy brother, thanks.

Thanks, noble Clarence; worthy brother, thanks.

hm

RICHARD ≋ verse resolute

And, that I love the tree from whence thou sprang’st,

Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit.

And, that I love the tree from whence you sprang’st, Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit.

And, that I love the tree from whence you sprang’st, Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit.

hm

[_Aside_.] To say the truth, so Judas kissed his master
And cried “All hail!” when as he meant all harm.
KING EDWARD ≋ verse resolute

Now am I seated as my soul delights,

Having my country’s peace and brothers’ loves.

Now am I seated as my soul delights, Having my country’s peace and brothers’ loves.

Now am I seated as my soul delights, Having my country’s peace and brothers’ loves.

hm

Why it matters Edward's 'having my country's peace and brothers' loves' is the most unconsciously ironic line in the play — he is seated between a man who has just compared himself to Judas.
🎭 Dramatic irony Edward says 'having my country's peace and brothers' loves' while standing next to the brother who has just compared himself to Judas and who plans to murder Clarence and then usurp the throne from Edward's children. Every word is ironic.
GEORGE ≋ verse resolute

What will your Grace have done with Margaret?

Reignier, her father, to the King of France

Hath pawned the Sicils and Jerusalem,

And hither have they sent it for her ransom.

What will your Grace have done with Margaret? Reignier, her father, to the King of France has pawned the Sicils and Jerusalem, And hither have they sent it for her ransom.

What will your Grace have done with Margaret? Reignier, her father, to the King of France has pawned the Sicils and Jerusalem, And hither have they sent it for her ransom.

yeah brutal

KING EDWARD ≋ verse frustrated, angry

Away with her and waft her hence to France.

And now what rests but that we spend the time

With stately triumphs, mirthful comic shows,

Such as befits the pleasure of the court?

Away with her and waft her hence to France. And now what rests but that we spend the time With stately triumphs, mirthful comic shows, Such as befits the pleasure of the court?

Away with her and waft her hence to France. And now what rests but that we spend the time With stately triumphs, mirthful comic shows, Such as befits the pleasure of the court?

how did that even happen

Sound drums and trumpets! Farewell, sour annoy!
For here, I hope, begins our lasting joy.
[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

The play ends in celebration — and it's a genuine celebration, not ironic. Edward is back, his baby is healthy, the family is together, even Clarence is restored to good standing. But Richard is in the room. He kisses the baby while comparing himself to Judas. Edward says 'Having my country's peace and brothers' loves' — which is the most unconsciously ironic line in the play. The final couplet promises 'lasting joy,' which the audience who has just watched 5-6 knows is a lie. The celebration is real. The disaster is already in the baby's future.

If this happened today…

The company's IPO party. The founding CEO is back, the product launched, the stock is up. His baby son is there in photos. His two brothers are on stage. One of them — the one who's been killing rivals all quarter — kisses the baby for the cameras and leans over to whisper to the camera operator: 'This shoulder was built to carry weight. The baby's cute. But the empire is mine, once I remove a few obstacles.' The CEO gives the speech: 'I've never been happier. Country, peace, brothers, love.' The music plays.