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Act 1, Scene 2 — Sandal Castle
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The argument York's sons argue him out of his oath to Henry; a messenger warns that Margaret's army is besieging Sandal Castle, and York resolves to fight.
Enter Edward, Richard and Montague.
RICHARD [asserting himself despite his youth]

Brother, though I be youngest, give me leave.

Brother, even though I'm the youngest, let me speak.

Brother, even though I'm the youngest, let me say something.

bro let me talk even tho im youngest

EDWARD [confidently claiming the better speaker]

No, I can better play the orator.

No, I'm better at public speaking.

No, I'm better at this kind of thing.

nah im better at talking

MONTAGUE [insisting his reasons are strongest]

But I have reasons strong and forcible.

But I have powerful and compelling arguments.

But I have really strong reasons.

but i got good reasons

Enter the Duke of York.
YORK ≋ verse [amused, curious about their squabble]

Why, how now, sons and brother, at a strife?

What is your quarrel? How began it first?

Why, what's this? My sons and brother arguing? What's your conflict? How did it start?

Why are you all fighting with each other? What's the argument about? How did this start?

why r u guys fighting what's this about

EDWARD [downplaying the sibling squabble]

No quarrel, but a slight contention.

It's not a serious conflict, just a small disagreement.

It's not a real fight, just a little disagreement.

no big deal just disagreeing

YORK [prompting them to explain]

About what?

About what?

About what?

bout what

RICHARD ≋ verse [earnestly raising the crown's claim]

About that which concerns your Grace and us:

The crown of England, father, which is yours.

About something that matters to you and us: the throne of England, father, which belongs to you.

About something that affects you and all of us: the English crown, father, which is rightfully yours.

ur throne father the english crown should b urs

YORK [reminding them of his sworn limits]

Mine, boy? Not till King Henry be dead.

Mine, son? Not until King Henry dies.

Mine, son? Not as long as King Henry is alive.

its mine? not til henry dies

RICHARD [cleverly pressing his father's claim]

Your right depends not on his life or death.

Your claim to the throne doesn't depend on whether he's alive or dead.

Your right to the crown doesn't depend on whether he lives or dies.

ur claim don't depend on if he's alive

EDWARD ≋ verse [urging his father to act now]

Now you are heir, therefore enjoy it now.

By giving the house of Lancaster leave to breathe,

It will outrun you, father, in the end.

You're the heir now, so claim it now. If you let Lancaster rest, they'll catch up to you eventually, father.

You're the heir right now, so take it now. If you let the house of Lancaster catch their breath, they'll overpower you in the end, father.

ur heir now so take it if u let lancaster rest theyll beat u later

YORK [hesitant, bound by his oath]

I took an oath that he should quietly reign.

I swore an oath that he would rule peacefully.

I made a promise that he would rule without trouble.

i swore an oath he'd rule ok

EDWARD ≋ verse [ruthlessly dismissing the oath's weight]

But for a kingdom any oath may be broken.

I would break a thousand oaths to reign one year.

But for a kingdom, any oath can be broken. I would break a thousand oaths to rule for just one year.

But for a kingdom, any oath is worth breaking. I'd break a thousand oaths just to be king for one year.

id break any oath 4 a crown a thousand oaths 4 one year of power

RICHARD [feigning pious concern for his oath]

No; God forbid your Grace should be forsworn.

No; may God prevent you from breaking your oath.

No; I hope you won't break your word.

god forbid u break ur word

YORK [worried that war means breaking faith]

I shall be, if I claim by open war.

I will break my oath if I take the crown by military force.

I'll break my oath if I try to take it by force.

ill break it if i go 2 war 4 it

RICHARD [confidently offering a counter-argument]

I’ll prove the contrary if you’ll hear me speak.

I'll prove you wrong if you'll listen to me.

I can prove you wrong if you'll let me talk.

ill prove u wrong if u listen

YORK [skeptical his son can succeed]

Thou canst not, son; it is impossible.

You can't, son; it's impossible.

You can't do that, son; it's impossible.

u can't its impossible

RICHARD ≋ verse [cunningly arguing the oath is void]

An oath is of no moment, being not took

Before a true and lawful magistrate

That hath authority over him that swears.

Henry had none, but did usurp the place;

Then, seeing ’twas he that made you to depose,

Your oath, my lord, is vain and frivolous.

Therefore, to arms! And, father, do but think

How sweet a thing it is to wear a crown,

Within whose circuit is Elysium

And all that poets feign of bliss and joy.

Why do we linger thus? I cannot rest

Until the white rose that I wear be dyed

Even in the lukewarm blood of Henry’s heart.

An oath doesn't matter if it wasn't taken before a real and legitimate official who has authority over the person swearing. Henry has no such authority; he seized the throne illegally. So, since he was the one who made you give up your crown, your oath is worthless and pointless. Therefore, to weapons! And father, just consider how wonderful it is to wear a crown, within whose circle is paradise and everything poets imagine of bliss and joy. Why do we waste time like this? I cannot rest until the white rose that I wear is soaked even in the lukewarm blood of Henry's heart.

An oath doesn't matter if it wasn't made in front of someone with real authority— someone who actually has the power to enforce it. Henry has no such power; he stole the throne. Since he's the one who made you give up your birthright, your oath to him is pointless. So let's fight! And father, just think about it— how amazing it is to wear a crown, to have everything poets dream about: bliss, glory, and joy. Why are we waiting? I can't rest until the white rose I wear is soaked in Henry's blood.

oaths dont matter if henry wasn't legit he stole the throne so ur oath means nothing let's fight think about how good it'd b 2 b king i can't rest til i dye my rose red w henry's blood

"An oath is of no moment, being not took / Before a true and lawful magistrate" Richard's argument is genuinely sophisticated — it was a recognized principle of canon law that oaths sworn to illegitimate authorities could be void. But 'sophisticated' doesn't mean 'honest': Richard is finding the legal cover for what everyone wants to do anyway.
Why it matters Richard's oath-breaking argument is the philosophical seed of everything that follows in this play and in Richard III — the idea that a person clever enough to find the right argument can always justify what they want to do.
YORK ≋ verse [decisively convinced, mobilizing his sons]

Richard, enough; I will be king, or die.

Brother, thou shalt to London presently,

And whet on Warwick to this enterprise.

Thou, Richard, shalt to the Duke of Norfolk

And tell him privily of our intent.

You, Edward, shall unto my Lord Cobham,

With whom the Kentishmen will willingly rise.

In them I trust; for they are soldiers,

Witty, courteous, liberal, full of spirit.

While you are thus employed, what resteth more

But that I seek occasion how to rise,

And yet the King not privy to my drift,

Nor any of the house of Lancaster?

Richard, that's enough; I'll be king or I'll die. Brother, you go to London right away, and persuade Warwick to join this plan. You, Richard, will go to the Duke of Norfolk and tell him in secret about our plan. You, Edward, will go to my Lord Cobham, with whom the men of Kent will happily fight. I trust them; they're soldiers— clever, polite, generous, and spirited. While you're doing all this, what's left for me to do but look for an opportunity to seize power, and make sure the King doesn't find out what I'm planning, nor anyone from the house of Lancaster?

Richard, that's enough talking; I'm going to be king or die trying. Brother, you go to London right now and get Warwick on board with this. You, Richard, go find the Duke of Norfolk and tell him in secret what we're planning. You, Edward, go to Lord Cobham— the men of Kent will follow him if he's with us. I trust them; they're real soldiers— smart, polite, generous, and brave. While you're all handling that, I just need to find the right moment to make my move, without the King or Lancaster catching on.

ill b king or die bro go 2 london n get warwick richard tell norfolk the plan edward go 2 cobham kent will follow i just gotta wait 4 the right time keep it secret from the king

Enter a Messenger.
YORK [alarmed at the messenger's haste]

But stay. What news? Why com’st thou in such post?

Hold on. What's the news? Why are you traveling in such haste?

Wait a second. What's the news? Why are you riding so fast?

hold up what news? why are you rushing?

MESSENGER ≋ verse [urgently warning of the siege]

The Queen, with all the northern earls and lords

Intend here to besiege you in your castle.

She is hard by with twenty thousand men;

And therefore fortify your hold, my lord.

The Queen, with all the northern noblemen, intends to lay siege to your castle. She's nearby with twenty thousand soldiers; so you need to strengthen your position, my lord.

The Queen and all the northern nobles are coming to attack your castle. She's close by with twenty thousand men; you need to prepare your defenses, my lord.

queen's coming w 20k soldiers she's gonna attack ur castle fortify ur defenses

YORK ≋ verse [bravado masking the danger ahead]

Ay, with my sword. What, think’st thou that we fear them?

Edward and Richard, you shall stay with me;

My brother Montague shall post to London.

Let noble Warwick, Cobham, and the rest,

Whom we have left protectors of the King,

With powerful policy strengthen themselves,

And trust not simple Henry nor his oaths.

Yes, with my sword. Do you think we're afraid of them? Edward and Richard, you'll stay with me; My brother Montague will rush to London. Let noble Warwick, Cobham, and the others, whom we've left to protect the King, use their influence to strengthen their position, and don't trust simple Henry or his promises.

Yes, with my sword. You think we're scared of them? Edward and Richard, you're staying with me; My brother Montague will head to London. Let Warwick and Cobham and the rest use their power to get stronger, and don't trust Henry or anything he promises.

im not scared edward n richard stay w me montague go 2 london warwick n the rest get stronger don't trust henry

MONTAGUE ≋ verse [reassuring, confident he'll rally support]

Brother, I go; I’ll win them, fear it not.

And thus most humbly I do take my leave.

Brother, I'm going; I'll convince them, don't worry. And so I respectfully take my leave.

Brother, I'm going; I'll bring them over, don't worry. And now I respectfully say goodbye.

ill get em dont worry im leaving now

[_Exit._]
Enter Sir John and Sir Hugh Mortimer.
YORK ≋ verse [relieved welcome, briefing his uncles]

Sir John and Sir Hugh Mortimer, mine uncles,

You are come to Sandal in a happy hour;

The army of the Queen mean to besiege us.

Sir John and Sir Hugh Mortimer, my uncles, you've arrived at Sandal at the perfect time; the Queen's army is planning to surround us.

Sir John and Sir Hugh Mortimer, my uncles, you've arrived at just the right time; the Queen's forces are coming to attack us.

uncles u came at the perfect time queen's army is coming 2 attack

SIR JOHN [confidently ready to meet her in battle]

She shall not need; we’ll meet her in the field.

She won't need to; we'll face her on the battlefield.

She won't need to besiege us; we'll fight her out in the open.

we'll meet her in battle instead

YORK [skeptical, weighing the odds]

What, with five thousand men?

You want to fight them with only five thousand soldiers?

You plan to take on an army of twenty thousand with just five thousand men?

w only 5k men?

RICHARD ≋ verse [contemptuous bravado about a woman general]

Ay, with five hundred, father, for a need.

A woman’s general; what should we fear?

Yes, even with just five hundred men if necessary, father. She's a woman leading the army; what should we be afraid of?

Yes, even with just five hundred men, father. A woman's leading the army; what's there to fear?

yeah w even 5 hundred if we need 2 its a woman leading them lol

Why it matters Richard's contemptuous dismissal of 'a woman's general' — meaning Margaret — is spectacularly wrong. She has twenty thousand men and will be the one to capture and kill York. His sexism is going to cost them everything.
[_A march afar off._]
EDWARD ≋ verse [determined, fierce]

I hear their drums. Let’s set our men in order,

And issue forth and bid them battle straight.

I hear their drums. Let's organize our soldiers and go out and challenge them to battle right now.

I hear their drums. Let's get our men ready and go out and fight them immediately.

i hear drums lets organize n go fight

YORK ≋ verse [determined, fierce]

Five men to twenty! Though the odds be great,

I doubt not, uncle, of our victory.

Many a battle have I won in France

Whenas the enemy hath been ten to one.

Why should I not now have the like success?

Five men for every twenty! Even with terrible odds, I'm confident of our victory, uncle. I've won many battles in France where the enemy outnumbered us ten to one. Why shouldn't I succeed like that now?

Five against twenty! Even though the odds are bad, I'm sure we'll win, uncle. I've won plenty of battles in France where we were completely outnumbered. Why can't we do the same now?

5 against 20? i've won worse odds b4 we got this uncle

🎭 Dramatic irony York's confidence about five-to-twenty odds — citing his victories in France — is deeply ironic to anyone who knows what comes next. His uncles are about to die, he is about to be captured, and the battle he is cheerfully marching into will be his last.
[_Alarum. Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This is the scene where the oath breaks. York swore to let Henry live out his reign in peace — and it takes his teenage sons about fifty lines to talk him out of it. Richard's argument is sophisticated enough to be almost convincing: an oath made to an illegitimate king doesn't bind you. But what really persuades York is the vision of wearing a crown described as Elysium. The scene ends with the drums of Margaret's army already audible. York's eagerness to fight a force four times his own size — 'five men to twenty' — carries a tragic bravado the audience already senses cannot end well.

If this happened today…

A former CEO who signed a non-compete agreement is at home with his kids. His son says, 'Dad, your old company is run by someone who shouldn't be there. The non-compete isn't valid because you signed it under duress.' His other son is already Googling whether non-competes are enforceable. The CEO says, 'I did sign it freely.' Son: 'But their legal title is illegitimate, so anything you signed is void.' Dad nods slowly. Then a call comes in: the competition has just surrounded the building. He says, 'Well — time to compete.'

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