Stand forth, Dame Eleanor Cobham, Gloucester’s wife.
In sight of God and us, your guilt is great;
Receive the sentence of the law for sins
Such as by God’s book are adjudged to death.
You four, from hence to prison back again;
From thence unto the place of execution.
The witch in Smithfield shall be burnt to ashes,
And you three shall be strangled on the gallows.
You, madam, for you are more nobly born,
Despoiled of your honour in your life,
Shall, after three days’ open penance done,
Live in your country here in banishment,
With Sir John Stanley in the Isle of Man.
Come forward, Lady Eleanor Cobham, Gloucester's wife. Before God and us, your guilt is clear. Accept the law's sentence for crimes that God's book says deserve death. You four will go back to prison from here, then to the place of execution. The witch will be burned to ashes in Smithfield, and you three will be hanged on the gallows. You, madam, being nobly born, will lose your honor in life and after three days of public penance will live here in exile with Sir John Stanley on the Isle of Man.
Eleanor Cobham, step forward. Before God and everyone here, your guilt is clear. You're going to receive the punishment the law demands for these crimes that deserve death. You four are going back to prison and then to execution. The witch will be burned to ashes at Smithfield, and three of you will be hanged. But you, Eleanor, since you're nobly born, will just lose your honor and reputation. After three days of public penance, you'll be banished to live with Sir John Stanley on the Isle of Man.
eleanor ur guilty law says death but banishment instead three days penance then isle of man
Welcome is banishment; welcome were my death.
Exile would be welcome. Death would be equally welcome.
I'd welcome exile. I'd actually welcome death even more.
banishment is fine death would be better
Eleanor, the law, thou seest, hath judged thee.
I cannot justify whom the law condemns.
Eleanor, as you see, the law has judged you. I cannot defend someone the law has condemned.
Eleanor, the law has spoken. I can't argue against what the law decides.
the law judged you i can't fight it
Mine eyes are full of tears, my heart of grief.
Ah, Humphrey, this dishonour in thine age
Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground!—
I beseech your majesty, give me leave to go;
Sorrow would solace, and mine age would ease.
My eyes are filled with tears and my heart with grief. Ah, Humphrey, this shameful disgrace in your old age will bring your head down to the ground with sorrow! I beg your Majesty, please let me leave. Being alone with my grief would comfort me, and my old age needs rest.
My eyes are full of tears and my heart is breaking. Humphrey, this shame in your old age will crush you into the ground with grief! Please, your Majesty, let me go. I need to be alone to grieve, and my tired body needs rest.
im heartbroken this shame will destroy him please let me leave i need solitude i need rest
Gloucester's Protector's staff is the scene's central physical object, and Shakespeare writes every beat around it. Henry asks for it gently ("give up thy staff"); Margaret pressures for it impatiently ("Give up your staff, sir"); Gloucester surrenders it with a three-part speech of comparison (as willingly as received, as willingly as laid down, as willing as others would grab it). Margaret then immediately comments on its new location. The staff never disappears from conversation — it focuses the scene's meaning on a single transferable object. The loss of the staff is the loss of a forty-year career compressed into one prop. Productions that handle this right make audiences feel it.
Stay, Humphrey Duke of Gloucester. Ere thou go,
Give up thy staff. Henry will to himself
Protector be; and God shall be my hope,
My stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet.
And go in peace, Humphrey, no less beloved
Than when thou wert Protector to thy king.
Wait, Duke Humphrey of Gloucester. Before you leave, give up your staff. Henry will be his own Protector, and God will be my hope, my support, my guide, and light to my feet. Go in peace, Humphrey, no less loved than when you were my Protector.
Hold on, Duke Humphrey. Before you go, hand over your staff. I'll be my own Protector now, and God will guide me. Go in peace—you're no less beloved to me than ever.
give up your staff im protecting myself go in peace i still love you
I see no reason why a king of years
Should be to be protected like a child.
God and King Henry govern England’s realm!
Give up your staff, sir, and the King his realm.
I don't see why a grown king should need protection like a child. God and King Henry rule England! Hand over your staff and let the King have his kingdom.
A king who's come of age doesn't need a guardian like a child does. God and Henry rule England! Give up that staff and let the King actually rule.
he's old enough he can rule himself give up the staff
My staff? Here, noble Henry, is my staff.
As willingly do I the same resign
As e’er thy father Henry made it mine;
And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it
As others would ambitiously receive it.
Farewell, good King. When I am dead and gone,
May honourable peace attend thy throne.
My staff? Here it is, noble Henry. I give it up as willingly as your father Henry gave it to me. I leave it at your feet as willingly as others would eagerly grab it. Farewell, good King. When I am dead and gone, may honorable peace attend your throne.
My staff? Here, Henry. I'm handing it over just as freely as your father gave it to me. I'm laying it down at your feet without hesitation—unlike some people who'd cling to power. Goodbye, my King. I hope peace stays with your throne when I'm gone.
here's your staff i give it freely goodbye king be at peace
Why, now is Henry King and Margaret Queen,
And Humphrey Duke of Gloucester scarce himself,
That bears so shrewd a maim. Two pulls at once;
His lady banished, and a limb lopped off.
This staff of honour raught, there let it stand
Where it best fits to be, in Henry’s hand.
So now Henry is King and Margaret is Queen, and Humphrey barely holds himself together after this cruel blow. He's been hit twice: his wife is banished and he's lost his power. This staff of honor has passed to him—let it stay where it belongs, in Henry's hands.
Now Henry's King and Margaret's Queen, and poor Humphrey can barely keep himself together after this brutal hit. He's being crushed from both sides: his wife's banished and he's lost all power. The staff came his way, but it stays right there in Henry's grip.
now henry's king margaret's queen humphrey's destroyed wife banished power gone staff stays with henry
Thus droops this lofty pine and hangs his sprays;
Thus Eleanor’s pride dies in her youngest days.
So this tall pine tree droops and its branches hang down. Just so, Eleanor's pride dies in her youth.
There goes the mighty pine, sagging and wilting. That's how Eleanor's pride dies—in her prime.
the tall pine droops eleanor's pride dies young
Lords, let him go.—Please it your majesty,
This is the day appointed for the combat,
And ready are the appellant and defendant,
The armourer and his man, to enter the lists,
So please your highness to behold the fight.
Lords, let him go. Your majesty, if it pleases you, today is the appointed day for the combat. The appellant and defendant are ready—the armourer and his man—to enter the arena. If it pleases your highness, watch the fight.
Let him go, everyone. Your Majesty, if you wish, today is the day for this trial by combat. The armourer and his servant are ready to fight. Please watch.
let him go this is combat day armorer vs servant wanna watch
Ay, good my lord; for purposely therefore
Left I the court to see this quarrel tried.
Yes, good my lord, I left the court specifically to see this quarrel resolved.
Yes, I left court specifically to watch this fight get settled.
yeah i came to see this
Trial by combat (or judicial duel) had been a recognized legal procedure since the Norman Conquest, though by Henry VI's time it was rarely used for serious criminal cases. The logic was theological: God would not permit an innocent man to lose. In Shakespeare's plays it appears in Richard II (Bolingbroke vs. Mowbray, aborted) and here with Peter and Horner. The procedure for commoners used sandbags on staves rather than swords — a detail Shakespeare captures. What makes the Horner-Peter combat dramatically interesting is that it works exactly as advertised: the innocent party wins. Shakespeare is not satirizing the institution; he's showing it functioning while being ridiculous in form. Trial by combat was not formally abolished in England until 1819.
I’ God’s name, see the lists and all things fit.
Here let them end it, and God defend the right!
In God's name, make sure the arena and everything is ready. Let them settle it here, and God will defend the right!
In God's name, check that everything's set up properly. Let them fight this out, and God will judge who's right.
make sure everything's ready let them fight god will judge
I never saw a fellow worse bested,
Or more afraid to fight, than is the appellant,
The servant of his armourer, my lords.
I've never seen a man more overwhelmed or more afraid to fight than this appellant, the servant of his armourer, gentlemen.
I've never seen anyone more defeated or more terrified to fight than this servant, guys.
this guy looks so scared
him so much that he is drunk; and he enters with a drum before him and
his staff with a sandbag fastened to it; and at the other door Peter,
his man, with a drum and sandbag, and Prentices drinking to him.
so drunk that he enters carrying a drum, with a sandbag tied to his staff. Peter enters from the other side with a drum and sandbag, followed by apprentices who have been drinking toasts to his health.
so drunk he can barely stand. He comes in with a drum and his staff rigged with a sandbag. Peter enters from the other side with a drum and sandbag, and the apprentices are cheering and drinking to him.
horner drunk drums sandbags apprentices cheering him on
Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a cup of sack; and fear not,
neighbour, you shall do well enough.
Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to your health in a cup of wine. Don't worry, neighbour, you'll handle the fight well enough.
Here, Horner, have some wine in your honor. Don't worry, neighbour, you're gonna be fine.
heres wine horner du you got this
And here, neighbour, here’s a cup of charneco.
And here, neighbour, here's a cup of sweet wine for you.
And here's some sweet wine too, neighbour.
heres sweet wine too
And here’s a pot of good double beer, neighbour. Drink, and fear not
your man.
And here's a pot of strong beer, neighbour. Drink up and don't worry about facing your opponent.
And here's a big pot of strong beer. Drink up and don't worry about fighting the guy.
heres strong beer drink don't worry about ur guy
Let it come, i’ faith, and I’ll pledge you all; and a fig for Peter!
1 PRENTICE.
Here, Peter, I drink to thee, and be not afraid.
2 PRENTICE.
Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy master. Fight for credit of the
prentices.
Bring it on, truly, and I'll drink with all of you—and forget about Peter! Apprentice, I drink to you, Peter, don't be afraid. Apprentice, be cheerful, Peter, don't fear your master. Fight for the honor of the apprentices.
Bring it on, by God, and I'll drink with everyone here. To hell with Peter! Apprentice, I drink to you—don't be scared! Come on, Peter, be happy and don't fear him. Fight to bring honor to all apprentices!
drink up peter dont be scared fight for the apprentices
Gloucester's staff-surrender speech (2-3-015) is arguably his finest in the play — and he's been presented sympathetically throughout. Under pressure from both his beloved king and a hostile queen, he doesn't argue, rage, or bargain. He simply names what he's doing (surrendering what was given), refuses to attribute ambition to the act (others would grab it; he lays it down), and wishes the king peace. "When I am dead and gone" arrives as a quiet line that should stop the scene. Gloucester doesn't know he's prophesying, but the audience does — or will, on re-read. His grace in defeat makes everything that follows (his arrest, his murder) more devastating by contrast.
I thank you all. Drink, and pray for me, I pray you, for I think I have
taken my last draught in this world. Here, Robin, an if I die, I give
thee my apron; and, Will, thou shalt have my hammer; and here, Tom,
take all the money that I have. O Lord bless me! I pray God, for I am
never able to deal with my master, he hath learnt so much fence
already.
Thank you all. Drink and pray for me, I beg you, because I think this is my last drink in this world. Here, Robin, if I die, I give you my apron. Will, you'll get my hammer. Tom, take all the money I have. Lord bless me! I pray to God, because I can't possibly defeat my master—he's already learned so much swordplay.
Thanks, everyone. Drink and pray for me, please, because I think I'm about to die. Robin, if I don't make it, take my apron. Will, my hammer's yours. Tom, get all my money. God help me! I've got no chance against him—he's trained too much.
pray for me i think im gonna die here's my stuff he's too good
Come, leave your drinking and fall to blows.
Sirrah, what’s thy name?
Come on, stop drinking and start fighting. Tell me, what's your name?
Alright, enough drinking, let's fight. What's your name?
stop drinking fight what's ur name
Peter, forsooth.
Peter, truly.
Peter.
peter
Peter? What more?
Peter? What's your last name?
Peter? Your last name?
peter what
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
thump
Thump! Then see thou thump thy master well.
Thump! Then make sure you thump your master well.
Thump! Then you better thump your master good.
thump ur master hard
Masters, I am come hither, as it were, upon my man’s instigation, to
prove him a knave and myself an honest man; and touching the Duke of
York, I will take my death I never meant him any ill, nor the King, nor
the Queen; and therefore, Peter, have at thee with a downright blow!
Gentlemen, I've come here, prompted by my servant's accusation, to prove he's dishonest and I'm honest. As for the Duke of York, I swear I never meant him any harm, nor the King, nor the Queen. So Peter, here comes a direct blow!
Gentlemen, I'm here because my servant accused me, so I'll prove he's a crook and I'm honest. About the Duke of York—I swear I never wanted to hurt him, the King, or the Queen. So Peter, take this straight hit!
i didn't hurt the duke i'm honest take this blow
Dispatch! This knave’s tongue begins to double.
Hurry up! This rogue is starting to stammer and speak confusedly.
Come on, hurry! The guy's losing his nerve and rambling.
stop talking just fight
The structural audacity of 2-3 is placing two justice scenes back-to-back with radically different tones. Eleanor's sentencing is high-court tragedy — a duchess stripped, a devoted husband silenced by law, a good man publicly unmade. Immediately after, the Horner-Peter combat is low comedy — drunk man vs. terrified boy, neighbours toasting with sack and charneco, a surname joke. Yet both scenes are about truth being revealed: Eleanor's guilt (established), Gloucester's innocence (implied by his dignified response), Horner's guilt (confirmed by death). Shakespeare refuses to rank them morally. The commoner's trial by combat resolves cleanly; the noble's political maneuvering leaves everything unresolved. The pun is in the structure: justice favors the powerless (Peter wins, Horner confesses) while the powerful escape accountability (Margaret celebrates, Suffolk gloats).
Hold, Peter, hold! I confess, I confess treason.
Stop, Peter, stop! I confess, I confess to treason.
Hold on, Peter! I confess! I'm guilty of treason!
stop i confess im guilty
Take away his weapon.—Fellow, thank God and the good wine in thy
master’s way.
Take away his weapon. Fellow, thank God and the good wine your master gave you.
Take away his weapon. Peter, thank God and all that wine your master fed you—that's what saved you.
thank god and that wine it saved you
O God, have I overcome mine enemies in this presence? O Peter, thou
hast prevailed in right!
God, have I defeated my enemies here? Peter, you have won righteously!
God, did I actually beat my enemy? Peter, you've won justly!
i won i was right
Go, take hence that traitor from our sight,
For by his death we do perceive his guilt.
And God in justice hath revealed to us
The truth and innocence of this poor fellow,
Which he had thought to have murdered wrongfully.
Come, fellow, follow us for thy reward.
Take that traitor away from my sight. By his death we understand his guilt. And God in justice has revealed to us the truth and innocence of this poor man, whom he tried to have murdered without cause. Come, fellow, follow us to receive your reward.
Get that traitor out of here! His death proves his guilt. God has shown us the truth—this poor man is innocent, and the other guy tried to have him killed for nothing. Come on, follow me and get your reward.
take the traitor away god proved peter was right follow me for ur reward
The Reckoning
This is the scene where Gloucester's political life ends publicly and without drama — he simply hands over the staff of office and walks away. Shakespeare makes this quiet moment more devastating than any battle. Meanwhile the Horner-Peter combat is slapstick that resolves serious consequences: a man dies, treason is confirmed, and a frightened apprentice discovers he prevailed 'in right.'
If this happened today…
Imagine a cabinet minister watching his spouse convicted of fraud in open court, then being handed a resignation letter by the prime minister — politely, with warm words — right afterward in the same room. Then the same afternoon, a workplace grievance hearing somehow resolves itself when the accused manager shows up visibly drunk. Comic and tragic in the same afternoon, both matters closed.