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The argument Antony returns defeated to Cleopatra's court; Caesar's agent Thidias attempts to win Cleopatra over with promises; Antony catches Thidias kissing Cleopatra's hand and has him whipped; Antony and Cleopatra quarrel bitterly and then reconcile, resolving to feast and fight again — while Enobarbus watches, decides Antony is finished, and resolves to leave.
Enter Cleopatra, Enobarbus, Charmian and Iras.
CLEOPATRA [desperate for guidance]

What shall we do, Enobarbus?

What should we do, Enobarbus?

What are we going to do, Enobarbus?

what do we do

ENOBARBUS [bitterly fatalistic]

Think, and die.

Think, and die.

Think, and die.

think, and die.

CLEOPATRA [anxiously seeking to assign blame]

Is Antony or we in fault for this?

Is Antony to blame for this, or are we?

Is this Antony's fault, or is it ours?

whose fault is it antony's or ours

ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [blaming Antony's passion for the loss]

Antony only, that would make his will

Lord of his reason. What though you fled

From that great face of war, whose several ranges

Frighted each other? Why should he follow?

The itch of his affection should not then

Have nicked his captainship, at such a point,

When half to half the world opposed, he being

The mered question. ’Twas a shame no less

Than was his loss, to course your flying flags

And leave his navy gazing.

Antony is only at fault—he let his desires override his reason. Yes, you fled from that great battlefield, but why should he follow? His desire for you shouldn't have undermined his command at such a critical moment when the world was split in half and he was the deciding factor. It was as shameful as the loss itself to abandon his fleet and chase after you.

Antony's the only one responsible—he let his feelings take over his brain. Sure, you got out of that big battle, but why would he follow you? His love for you shouldn't have messed with his command when he was in charge and half the world was fighting him. Abandoning his fleet to chase after you was just as bad as losing.

antony's at fault he let his desire override his reason his love for you ruined his command he abandoned his fleet to follow you

CLEOPATRA [cutting off an unwelcome truth]

Prithee, peace.

Please, be quiet.

Hey, be quiet.

be quiet

Enter the Ambassador with Antony.
ANTONY [bracing for bad news]

Is that his answer?

Is that what Caesar says?

That's what Caesar said?

that's caesar's answer

AMBASSADOR [simply confirming]

Ay, my lord.

Yes, my lord.

That's right, my lord.

yep

ANTONY ≋ verse [bitterly offering Cleopatra as ransom]

The Queen shall then have courtesy, so she

Will yield us up.

The Queen will receive courtesy if she hands me over to him.

If the Queen turns me in, Caesar will be nice to her.

caesar will be nice to you if you turn me in

AMBASSADOR [flatly relaying Caesar's terms]

He says so.

He says so.

He says so.

he says so.

ANTONY ≋ verse [bitter defiance masking despair]

Let her know’t.—

To the boy Caesar send this grizzled head,

And he will fill thy wishes to the brim

With principalities.

Tell her that. Send my gray-haired head to the boy Caesar, and he'll give you kingdoms to your heart's desire.

Tell her that. Send my old head to Caesar, and he'll reward you with kingdoms.

send my head to caesar he'll give you kingdoms

CLEOPATRA [alarmed at his talk of death]

That head, my lord?

Your head, my lord?

Your head?

wait what your own head

ANTONY ≋ verse [reckless challenge to single combat]

To him again. Tell him he wears the rose

Of youth upon him, from which the world should note

Something particular: his coin, ships, legions,

May be a coward’s; whose ministers would prevail

Under the service of a child as soon

As i’ th’ command of Caesar. I dare him therefore

To lay his gay comparisons apart,

And answer me declined, sword against sword,

Ourselves alone. I’ll write it. Follow me.

Go back and tell him he has the bloom of youth on him, which the world should notice. His money, ships, and armies might belong to any coward—his officers would obey a child as easily as they obey him. So I challenge him to set aside his advantages and fight me alone, sword to sword, the two of us, one against one. I'll write it down. Come with me.

Go tell him he's got all the advantages of youth that everyone admires. His money, ships, and armies could belong to anybody—his officers would follow a child just as easily as they follow him. So I'm challenging him to give up his advantages and fight me one-on-one, just us with swords. No armies, no tricks. I'll put it in writing. Follow me.

tell caesar he has all his youth and advantages but that's just stuff anyone could have i challenge him to fight me one-on-one sword against sword me and him alone

[_Exeunt Antony and Ambassador._]
ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [scornful disbelief at Antony's folly]

Yes, like enough high-battled Caesar will

Unstate his happiness, and be staged to th’ show

Against a sworder! I see men’s judgments are

A parcel of their fortunes, and things outward

Do draw the inward quality after them

To suffer all alike. That he should dream,

Knowing all measures, the full Caesar will

Answer his emptiness! Caesar, thou hast subdued

His judgment too.

Yes, certainly mighty Caesar will abandon his good fortune and show himself in combat against a swordsman! I see that people's judgment is bound to their fortunes, and what's outside shapes what's inside. That Antony thinks Caesar, knowing everything, would accept his challenge! Caesar, you've conquered his reason too.

Oh sure, mighty Caesar is just going to give up everything and agree to fight some old swordsman in a duel! Come on. I see how people's brains follow their fortunes, and circumstances change who they are on the inside. Antony thinks Caesar, who knows better, will take this bet. Caesar's beaten his mind as much as his army.

caesar won't abandon his power for a duel antony's not thinking straight people's judgment follows their fortune ceaser's conquered antony's reason too

Why it matters Enobarbus's aside is the play's most clinical judgment of Antony: 'When valour preys on reason, / It eats the sword it fights with.' He is diagnosing the fatal dynamic in real time.
Enter a Servant.
SERVANT [announcing an arrival]

A messenger from Caesar.

Someone has arrived with a message from Caesar.

Someone from Caesar is here.

caesar's messenger is here

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [imperious, cutting at fading loyalty]

What, no more ceremony? See, my women,

Against the blown rose may they stop their nose

That kneeled unto the buds. Admit him, sir.

So there's no more respect for me? See, my ladies, let them hold their noses at the full bloom—those who once knelt to the bud. Go ahead and admit him.

So I'm not worth the ceremony anymore? Look, ladies, let them turn their noses up at me now that I'm in full bloom—back when I was a bud they were kneeling. Let him in anyway.

no more ceremony for me they used to kneel when i was rising now they turn away let him in

[_Exit Servant._]
ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [aside, wrestling with his loyalty]

[_Aside_.] Mine honesty and I begin to square.

The loyalty well held to fools does make

Our faith mere folly. Yet he that can endure

To follow with allegiance a fallen lord

Does conquer him that did his master conquer,

And earns a place i’ th’ story.

My honesty and I begin to quarrel with each other. Loyalty given to foolish people turns our faith into mere foolishness. Yet the man who can endure following a defeated lord with allegiance conquers the one who conquered his master and earns a place in the story.

My conscience is fighting with me. Staying loyal to fools just makes our faith look stupid. But whoever can stick with a defeated leader—that person actually conquers the one who beat him and gets remembered in history.

my honesty and i disagree loyal to fools = faith is folly but staying with a defeated lord conquers the conqueror and gets remembered

Enter Thidias.
CLEOPATRA [imperious, demanding the message]

Caesar’s will?

Caesar’s will?

Caesar’s will?

caesar’s will?

THIDIAS [requesting privacy for the message]

Hear it apart.

Hear it apart.

Hear it apart.

hear it apart.

CLEOPATRA [asserting control, inviting the message]

None but friends. Say boldly.

Only friends are here. Speak freely.

It's just friends. Go ahead and say it.

only friends here say it

THIDIAS [testing her loyalty]

So haply are they friends to Antony.

Perhaps they're also friends to Antony.

Maybe they're friends to Antony too.

maybe they're antony's friends

ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [coldly hinting at his own defection]

He needs as many, sir, as Caesar has,

Or needs not us. If Caesar please, our master

Will leap to be his friend. For us, you know

Whose he is we are, and that is Caesar’s.

Antony needs as many friends as Caesar has, or he doesn't need us at all. If Caesar wishes, our master will jump to be his friend. As for us, you know we belong to whoever he belongs to, and that's now Caesar.

Antony either needs as many friends as Caesar's got, or he doesn't need us. If Caesar wants it, our master will be his best friend. As for us, we're just his men, and he belongs to Caesar now.

antony needs caesar's friendship or he doesn't need us we belong to whoever he belongs to and that's caesar now

THIDIAS ≋ verse [smoothly flattering her]

So.—

Thus then, thou most renowned: Caesar entreats

Not to consider in what case thou stand’st

Further than he is Caesar.

So then, most renowned queen: Caesar asks that you not concern yourself with anything except that he is Caesar.

So here's what Caesar wants, your majesty: don't worry about anything except that he's Caesar.

caesar says just accept that he's caesar

CLEOPATRA [encouraging the flattery]

Go on; right royal.

Go ahead; how very proper.

Keep going; so very gracious.

go on

THIDIAS ≋ verse [needling her with a flattering accusation]

He knows that you embrace not Antony

As you did love, but as you feared him.

He knows that you hold Antony not out of love, but out of fear.

He knows you're with Antony because you were scared of him, not because you loved him.

caesar knows you feared antony not loved him

CLEOPATRA [a startled gasp]

O!

O!

O!

o!

THIDIAS ≋ verse [continuing to flatter and excuse her]

The scars upon your honour, therefore, he

Does pity as constrained blemishes,

Not as deserved.

So he pities the damage to your honor as something forced upon you, not something you deserved.

So he sees the damage to your reputation as something you were forced into, not your fault.

caesar thinks your honor was damaged by force not by your choice

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [defensive, excusing her surrender]

He is a god and knows

What is most right. Mine honour was not yielded,

But conquered merely.

He is a god and knows what is right. My honor was not surrendered; it was conquered.

He's a god and he knows what's right. I didn't give up my honor—it was taken from me.

he's a god my honor wasn't surrendered it was conquered

ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [aside, bracing for Antony's ruin]

[_Aside_.] To be sure of that,

I will ask Antony. Sir, sir, thou art so leaky

That we must leave thee to thy sinking, for

Thy dearest quit thee.

I'll ask Antony to confirm that myself. Sir, you're so unreliable that we must leave you to sink, because even your dearest have abandoned you.

I'll check that with Antony. You're falling apart so completely that we have to leave you, and even Cleopatra is deserting you.

i'll verify that with antony you're so broken we gotta leave even cleopatra abandoned you

[_Exit Enobarbus._]
THIDIAS ≋ verse [smooth, coaxing her toward Caesar]

Shall I say to Caesar

What you require of him? For he partly begs

To be desired to give. It much would please him

That of his fortunes you should make a staff

To lean upon. But it would warm his spirits

To hear from me you had left Antony,

And put yourself under his shroud,

The universal landlord.

Shall I tell Caesar what you want from him? He's almost asking to be asked to give. It would please him if you used his fortune as support. But it would truly delight him to hear from me that you've left Antony and put yourself under his protection, the universal landlord.

Should I tell Caesar what you need from him? He's basically begging to be asked to help you. He'd be happy if you relied on his fortune. But what would really make him happy is to hear from me that you've ditched Antony and put yourself under his protection—he runs everything.

tell caesar what you want he wants to help you but he'd really love to hear you left antony for him

CLEOPATRA [coyly drawing him in]

What’s your name?

What’s your name?

What’s your name?

what’s your name?

THIDIAS [simply answering]

My name is Thidias.

I am called Thidias.

It's Thidias.

i'm thidias

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [ingratiating herself with Caesar]

Most kind messenger,

Say to great Caesar this in deputation:

I kiss his conqu’ring hand. Tell him I am prompt

To lay my crown at’s feet, and there to kneel.

Tell him, from his all-obeying breath I hear

The doom of Egypt.

Kind messenger, tell great Caesar this on my behalf: I kiss his conquering hand. Tell him I'm ready to lay my crown at his feet and kneel there. Tell him that from his all-powerful word I hear the fate of Egypt.

Good messenger, tell Caesar this from me: I kiss his victorious hand. Tell him I'm ready to put my crown at his feet and kneel there. Tell him his word controls the fate of Egypt.

kiss caesar's hand from me i'll lay my crown at his feet his word controls egypt's fate

🎭 Dramatic irony Cleopatra appears to surrender to Caesar's terms — 'I kiss his conquering hand' — and the audience doesn't know if this is diplomacy, genuine capitulation, or a performance for a negotiation she hasn't committed to. The play deliberately makes this ambiguous. Antony's fury assumes the worst.
THIDIAS ≋ verse [seizing the chance to kiss her hand]

’Tis your noblest course.

Wisdom and fortune combating together,

If that the former dare but what it can,

No chance may shake it. Give me grace to lay

My duty on your hand.

That's your noblest path. Wisdom and fortune fighting together—if wisdom dares to do all it can, nothing can shake it. Allow me to show my duty by kissing your hand.

That's the smartest move. When brains and luck work together, and brains does all it can, nothing can stop you. Let me show my respect by kissing your hand.

you made the smart choice wisdom and fortune together let me show my respect

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [flirtatiously recalling past favor]

Your Caesar’s father oft,

When he hath mused of taking kingdoms in,

Bestowed his lips on that unworthy place

As it rained kisses.

Caesar's father often, when he was thinking of conquering kingdoms, kissed that unworthy place as if it rained kisses.

Caesar's father, when he was thinking about taking over kingdoms, used to kiss my hand like it was raining kisses.

caesar's father kissed my hand when he thought of conquering kingdoms

Enter Antony and Enobarbus.
ANTONY ≋ verse [erupting in jealous fury]

Favours, by Jove that thunders!

What art thou, fellow?

Favors, by the thundering god! Who are you, fellow?

Gifts, by god! Who are you, anyway?

what are you doing who are you

THIDIAS ≋ verse [flattering, praising Caesar's greatness]

One that but performs

The bidding of the fullest man and worthiest

To have command obeyed.

One who merely carries out the commands of the greatest man and the worthiest to be obeyed.

I just do what the greatest man tells me to do—the one most worthy of obedience.

i do what caesar tells me

ENOBARBUS [aside, relishing the coming punishment]

[_Aside_.] You will be whipped.

You're going to receive a beating.

You're about to get whipped.

you're in for a beating

ANTONY ≋ verse [enraged, wounded pride erupting]

Approach there.—Ah, you kite!—Now, gods and devils,

Authority melts from me. Of late when I cried “Ho!”

Like boys unto a muss, kings would start forth

And cry “Your will?” Have you no ears? I am

Antony yet.

Come here.—Ah, you vulture!— Now, gods and devils, my authority is melting away. Recently when I shouted 'Hey!' like boys running to a game, kings would jump forward and cry 'Your will?' Don't you have ears? I am still Antony.

Come here.—You scavenger!— Gods and devils, my power is disappearing. Not so long ago when I said 'Come!' kings would come running like boys in a game and ask 'What do you want?' Can't you hear? I'm still Antony!

my authority is disappearing i used to command kings i am still antony

Enter Servants.
ANTONY [snapping out a furious order]

Take hence this jack and whip him.

Remove this rude fellow and whip him.

Get this guy out of here and beat him.

throw this guy out & whip him

ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [wary aside on Antony's dangerous decline]

’Tis better playing with a lion’s whelp

Than with an old one dying.

It's better to play with a young lion than with an old dying one.

Yeah, way better to mess with a young lion than one that's already fading.

young lion beats dying lion

ANTONY ≋ verse [consumed with jealous rage]

Moon and stars!

Whip him. Were’t twenty of the greatest tributaries

That do acknowledge Caesar, should I find them

So saucy with the hand of she here—what’s her name

Since she was Cleopatra? Whip him, fellows,

Till like a boy you see him cringe his face

And whine aloud for mercy. Take him hence.

By the moon and stars! Whip him. If even the twenty greatest kings who serve Caesar showed such disrespect to her hand—what's her name since she was Cleopatra—I would whip him, fellows, until like a boy he cringes and whines for mercy. Take him away.

Moon and stars! Whip him. If any of Caesar's twenty greatest kings showed that kind of disrespect to her hand—what's her name since she was Cleopatra—I'd whip him till he cries like a baby. Take him out of here.

whip him if caesar's kings showed this disrespect i'd whip him till he cries take him away

THIDIAS [attempting to protest]

Mark Antony—

Mark Antony—

Mark Antony—

mark antony—

ANTONY ≋ verse [coldly vindictive command]

Tug him away. Being whipp’d,

Bring him again. This jack of Caesar’s shall

Bear us an errand to him.

Drag him away. After he's whipped, bring him back. This servant of Caesar's will carry a message from us back to him.

Get him out of here. After he's whipped, bring him back. This lackey of Caesar's will take a message from us to Caesar.

whip him then bring him back he'll carry my message to caesar

[_Exeunt Servants with Thidias._]
ANTONY ≋ verse [wounded accusation of betrayal]

You were half blasted ere I knew you. Ha!

Have I my pillow left unpressed in Rome,

Forborne the getting of a lawful race,

And by a gem of women, to be abused

By one that looks on feeders?

You were already damaged before I even knew you. Did I abandon my duty in Rome, forgo having legitimate children, and choose you—a precious woman—just to be made a fool of by someone who flirts with servants?

You were already used up before I even met you. I gave up everything in Rome, skipped having a real family, all for you—someone I thought was amazing—just so you could cheat on me with some flunky?

you were already damaged before i met you. i gave up everything for you and you betray me w these guys?

CLEOPATRA [trying to calm him]

Good my lord—

Good my lord—

Good my lord—

good my lord—

ANTONY ≋ verse [bitterly denouncing her inconstancy]

You have been a boggler ever.

But when we in our viciousness grow hard—

O misery on’t!—the wise gods seal our eyes,

In our own filth drop our clear judgments, make us

Adore our errors, laugh at’s while we strut

To our confusion.

You've always been indecisive. But when we grow hardened in our passion—oh, the misery of it!—the wise gods blind our eyes, drop our clear judgment into our own filth, make us worship our mistakes, and laugh at us while we strut toward our ruin.

You've always wavered. But when we get stuck in our desires and go numb—oh, what a mess!—the gods blind us, bury our good judgment in our own mess, make us love our mistakes, and laugh while we walk straight into disaster.

you've always been indecisive when passion hardens us the gods blind us we love our own mistakes and walk to disaster

CLEOPATRA [wounded disbelief]

O, is’t come to this?

Oh, has it come to this?

Is it really this bad?

it's come to this

ANTONY ≋ verse [cruelly listing her past lovers]

I found you as a morsel cold upon

Dead Caesar’s trencher; nay, you were a fragment

Of Gneius Pompey’s, besides what hotter hours,

Unregistered in vulgar fame, you have

Luxuriously pick’d out. For I am sure,

Though you can guess what temperance should be,

You know not what it is.

I found you as a cold scrap left on a dead man's plate. In fact, you were Pompey's leftover, plus other affairs you've kept private. I'm certain that though you can guess what restraint is, you don't truly know it.

I found you as a leftover scrap on a dead man's plate. You were already Pompey's, plus you've had other secret affairs. I'm sure you can imagine what self-control is, but you've never actually practiced it.

you were a leftover from other men i found you as a scrap you don't know restraint

CLEOPATRA [pained bewilderment]

Wherefore is this?

Why are you saying this?

Why are you being this way?

why are you doing this

ANTONY ≋ verse [seething with savage jealousy]

To let a fellow that will take rewards

And say “God quit you!” be familiar with

My playfellow, your hand, this kingly seal

And plighter of high hearts! O that I were

Upon the hill of Basan, to outroar

The horned herd! For I have savage cause,

And to proclaim it civilly were like

A haltered neck which does the hangman thank

For being yare about him.

Because I let a fellow who takes payment and says 'God bless you!' be familiar with my lover, your hand, this royal promise maker! Oh, that I were on a hill to roar louder than a herd of horned bulls! I have savage cause, and to say it civilly would be like thanking the hangman for hurrying.

Because I'm letting some guy who takes money and says 'Thanks!' get friendly with my lover, your hand, this royal pledge maker! I want to be on a hill and roar louder than a herd of bulls! I'm furious, and to say it politely would be like thanking the hangman for being quick.

i let a mercenary be familiar with you with your hand that's mine i want to roar like a bull i'm too angry to be civil

Enter a Servant with Thidias.
ANTONY [grimly checking the punishment]

Is he whipped?

Was he beaten?

Did they whip him?

he get whipped?

SERVANT [reporting plainly]

Soundly, my lord.

Yes, thoroughly, sir.

Yeah, good and hard, sir.

yeah thoroughly lord

ANTONY [relishing the man's humiliation]

Cried he? And begged he pardon?

Did he cry? And did he beg for mercy?

Did he cry? Did he beg for forgiveness?

did he cry and beg

SERVANT [answering without embellishment]

He did ask favour.

He did ask for mercy.

He asked for forgiveness.

he asked for mercy

ANTONY ≋ verse [scornfully dismissing Caesar's messenger]

If that thy father live, let him repent

Thou wast not made his daughter; and be thou sorry

To follow Caesar in his triumph, since

Thou hast been whipped for following him. Henceforth

The white hand of a lady fever thee;

Shake thou to look on’t. Get thee back to Caesar;

Tell him thy entertainment. Look thou say

He makes me angry with him; for he seems

Proud and disdainful, harping on what I am,

Not what he knew I was. He makes me angry,

And at this time most easy ’tis to do’t,

When my good stars that were my former guides

Have empty left their orbs and shot their fires

Into th’ abysm of hell. If he mislike

My speech and what is done, tell him he has

Hipparchus, my enfranched bondman, whom

He may at pleasure whip, or hang, or torture,

As he shall like, to quit me. Urge it thou.

Hence with thy stripes, be gone.

If your father lives, let him regret you weren't born his daughter, and you should regret following Caesar in his victory after being whipped for following me. From now on, a lady's hand will give you fever; you'll tremble at the sight of it. Go back to Caesar. Tell him what you suffered. Make sure you say he makes me angry because he's arrogant and focused only on what I am now, not what he knew I was. He makes me angry, and right now it's easy because my stars have abandoned me. If he doesn't like my words or what I've done, tell him he has my freedman Hipparchus—Caesar can whip or torture him as he wishes instead. Urge that. Go, leave here.

If your dad's alive, he should be sorry you're not his daughter, and you should regret following Caesar in his parade after getting whipped for following me. From now on, just the sight of a lady's hand will make you sick. You'll shake seeing it. Go back to Caesar. Tell him what happened to you. Make sure you tell him he makes me mad because he's too proud and only cares what I am now, not what I used to be. He makes me angry, and right now I'm easy to anger because the universe has abandoned me. If he doesn't like what I said or what I did, tell him I've got a freed slave named Hipparchus—Caesar can beat him or torture him instead if he wants. Tell him that. Now get out of here.

your father should regret you're not his daughter you should regret following caesar from now on a lady's hand will make you sick go tell caesar he makes me angry he only cares what i am now not what i was i'll offer him my freed slave to torture now get out

[_Exit Thidias._]
CLEOPATRA [dryly weary of his tirade]

Have you done yet?

Are you finished?

Are you done?

that's enough stop

ANTONY ≋ verse [sinking into premonition of doom]

Alack, our terrene moon is now eclipsed,

And it portends alone the fall of Antony.

Alas, our earthly moon is now eclipsed, and it means only the fall of Antony.

Man, the moon is blocked out, and it only means I'm going down.

the moon is eclipsed it means my fall

CLEOPATRA [resigned patience]

I must stay his time.

I must wait for his mood to pass.

I just have to wait for him to calm down.

i have to wait

ANTONY ≋ verse [suspicious jealous taunt]

To flatter Caesar, would you mingle eyes

With one that ties his points?

Would you flatter Caesar by looking fondly at a man who laces his shoes?

You'd try to impress Caesar by being friendly with some guy's servant?

you'd flatter caesar with a servant

CLEOPATRA [hurt that he doubts her]

Not know me yet?

Don't you know who I am yet?

You seriously don't remember me?

don't you know me

ANTONY [softening, seeking reassurance]

Cold-hearted toward me?

Are you cold-hearted toward me?

Are you turning cold on me?

you're freezing me out

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [swearing a desperate oath of loyalty]

Ah, dear, if I be so,

From my cold heart let heaven engender hail

And poison it in the source, and the first stone

Drop in my neck; as it determines, so

Dissolve my life! The next Caesarion smite,

Till, by degrees the memory of my womb,

Together with my brave Egyptians all,

By the discandying of this pelleted storm,

Lie graveless, till the flies and gnats of Nile

Have buried them for prey!

Ah, dear, if I am cold, let heaven make hail from my cold heart and poison it from the source, and let the first hailstone strike my neck; as it melts, let my life dissolve! Let Caesar's son be struck next, and then, as this storm melts away, let the memory of my womb, together with all my brave Egyptians, lie without graves, fed upon by the flies and gnats of the Nile until they're gone!

Dear, if my heart is cold, let heaven turn it to poison and kill me with it. Let a hailstone strike me and kill me as it melts. Let Caesar's son die next. Let the Nile's insects eat the bodies of me and all my Egyptians until there's nothing left.

if i'm cold let heaven poison me let hail kill me let my son and all egypt die let the flies eat our bodies

Why it matters Cleopatra's oath is one of the most extreme expressions of love in all of Shakespeare — she calls down destruction on herself, her children, and all of Egypt as the price of being cold to Antony. It is both magnificent and terrifying.
ANTONY ≋ verse [rallying with renewed resolve]

I am satisfied.

Caesar sits down in Alexandria, where

I will oppose his fate. Our force by land

Hath nobly held; our severed navy too

Have knit again, and fleet, threat’ning most sea-like.

Where hast thou been, my heart? Dost thou hear, lady?

If from the field I shall return once more

To kiss these lips, I will appear in blood.

I and my sword will earn our chronicle.

There’s hope in’t yet.

I'm satisfied. Caesar is settling in Alexandria, where I will fight against his power. Our land forces have held well; our separated navy has reformed and floats, looking threatening and seaworthy. Where have you been, my heart? Do you hear, lady? If I return from the battlefield once more to kiss these lips, I'll come covered in blood. My sword and I will earn our place in the chronicles. There's hope yet.

I believe you. Caesar's camping in Alexandria, and I'll fight him there. Our army's held its ground; our navy's back together and ready to attack. Where've you been, my love? Are you listening? If I get back from battle alive to kiss you again, I'll be soaked in blood. My sword and I will make history. There's still hope.

caesar's in alexandria i'll fight him there our forces are ready if i return from battle i'll be covered in blood we'll make history there's hope

CLEOPATRA [admiringly encouraging him]

That’s my brave lord!

Now you're my brave lord again!

There's my warrior!

there he is my brave lord

ANTONY ≋ verse [fierce battle-hungry bravado]

I will be treble-sinewed, hearted, breathed,

And fight maliciously. For when mine hours

Were nice and lucky, men did ransom lives

Of me for jests. But now I’ll set my teeth

And send to darkness all that stop me. Come,

Let’s have one other gaudy night. Call to me

All my sad captains. Fill our bowls once more

Let’s mock the midnight bell.

I will be triply strong in sinews, heart, and breath, and fight with savage intensity. When my times were prosperous and lucky, men paid to ransom their lives from me for jokes. But now I'll clench my teeth and send to darkness all that oppose me. Come, let's have one more splendid night. Call all my sad captains. Let's fill our bowls once more. Let's laugh at midnight.

I'll be three times stronger in body, heart, and breath, and fight like a savage. When I was lucky and powerful, men paid me to let them live and I made jokes about it. But now I'll grit my teeth and destroy everyone who stops me. Come on, let's have one more wild night. Get all my officers here. Let's drink and party. Let's laugh at the midnight bell.

i'll fight savagely let's have one more wild night call the captains let's drink and party let's laugh at midnight

CLEOPATRA ≋ verse [relieved hope restored]

It is my birthday.

I had thought t’have held it poor, but since my lord

Is Antony again, I will be Cleopatra.

It's my birthday. I'd planned to keep it small, but since my lord is Antony again, I will be Cleopatra.

It's my birthday. I was going to keep it quiet, but since my lord is acting like Antony again, I'll be Cleopatra.

it's my birthday since you're antony again i'll be cleopatra

ANTONY [determinedly optimistic]

We will yet do well.

We'll find a way to succeed.

We're going to be okay.

we'll be ok

CLEOPATRA [eagerly rallying support]

Call all his noble captains to my lord.

Summon all of his finest officers here.

Get all the officers over here.

call the captains

ANTONY ≋ verse [defiantly courting death in glory]

Do so; we’ll speak to them; and tonight I’ll force

The wine peep through their scars. Come on, my queen,

There’s sap in’t yet. The next time I do fight

I’ll make Death love me, for I will contend

Even with his pestilent scythe.

Do so; we'll speak to them; and tonight I'll make the wine shine through their scars. Come on, my queen, there's still strength in this. The next time I fight, I'll make Death itself love me, for I will challenge even his plague-ridden scythe.

Yeah, we'll talk to them. Tonight I'll make wine shine through their wounds. Come on, queen, we've still got power. Next time I fight, I'll make Death fall in love with me by fighting his scythe itself.

we'll speak to them tonight we still have power next time i fight i'll challenge death itself

[_Exeunt all but Enobarbus._]
ENOBARBUS ≋ verse [privately resolving to desert him]

Now he’ll outstare the lightning. To be furious

Is to be frighted out of fear, and in that mood

The dove will peck the estridge; and I see still

A diminution in our captain’s brain

Restores his heart. When valour preys on reason,

It eats the sword it fights with. I will seek

Some way to leave him.

Now he'll stare down lightning. To be furious is to be frightened out of fear, and in that mood even a dove will peck an eagle; and I see a loss of reason in our captain actually restores his heart. When valor eats reason, it devours the sword it fights with. I will find some way to leave him.

Now he'll stare at lightning and not blink. When you're that angry, you stop being scared, and a dove will peck an eagle. I see how losing his mind actually makes him feel better. But when bravery eats brains, it destroys the sword you fight with. I have to find a way to get out of here.

he'll stare at lightning now when fury takes over brains go out the window and that destroys the sword you fight with i have to leave him

"When valour preys on reason, / It eats the sword it fights with" The most precise image of Antony's self-destruction: his courage, feeding on the ruin of his own judgment, destroys the very tool it needs to fight. Enobarbus is watching a great man consume himself.
Why it matters Enobarbus's final soliloquy is the play's turning point for the secondary plot: the most loyal of Antony's men is about to leave. His reason has finally won over his love.
[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

The longest scene in Act 3 is a tempest that moves through multiple emotional weather systems: Enobarbus's brutal private verdict on Antony, Cleopatra's dangerous diplomatic flirtation with Caesar's agent, Antony's explosion of jealousy and humiliated rage, his attack on Cleopatra with her full sexual history, Cleopatra's magnificent oath of self-cursing in her own defense, their reconciliation over wine and a last night of glory, and Enobarbus — watching all of it — finally deciding to leave. The scene ends with Antony burning bright and Enobarbus walking out.

If this happened today…

A disgraced CEO comes back to the office after a catastrophic public failure. He finds his assistant having a friendly meeting with a consultant sent by the competitor who just crushed them. He explodes, humiliates the consultant, and then turns on his assistant with every unflattering thing he's ever thought about her past. She calls down a curse on herself if any of it's true. He believes her. He orders champagne. 'One more night,' he says. 'One more fight.' She says: 'Then I'm Cleopatra again.' They go in. His most loyal deputy watches this from the hallway. He calls a headhunter.

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